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Assault Heroes 2 Comments by Dan Whitehead

20 May, 2008

The song remains the same.

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Benno
20/05/08 @ 12:16
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As good as assassins creed then?
Monkey_Puncher
20/05/08 @ 12:17
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It's a nice old skool pick up and play game, I likes it a lot!
Psychotext
20/05/08 @ 12:18
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I still can't decide if I like this or not... which is strange because I really enjoyed the first one.
TONYgr
20/05/08 @ 12:20
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the song remains the same.led zeppelin rocks!!!offtopic,i know but this remind me of them!
muscleblade
20/05/08 @ 12:22
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No achievement for finishing the game. Weird and wrong.
disc
20/05/08 @ 12:23
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That looks sort of good.
Benno
20/05/08 @ 12:25
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I completed the first with a mate over live, it was quite good
robg
20/05/08 @ 12:33
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Ass Heroes, by Wanako Games? Awesome.
SBfistfun
20/05/08 @ 12:47
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I'd buy that for a dollar
Moonprince
20/05/08 @ 12:48
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I see what you did there...
Der_tolle_Emil
20/05/08 @ 12:49
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I really enjoyed the first one although I never bought it but I do have problems with the extremely small size of all the characters in this one.
Darren
20/05/08 @ 12:49
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Tried the demo over the weekend hoping it would capture the essence and excitement of my favourite scrolling shooter, S.W.I.V. from my Amiga days, but sadly it wasn't to be. While there's nothing wrong the game, it all felt a little too generic and dull for my liking that I realised after ten minutes I was just pressing the fire button and thinking about something else entirely not the game I was playing. That told me all I needed to know. Not for me I'm afraid...
DanWhitehead
20/05/08 @ 12:52
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I realised after ten minutes I was just pressing the fire button and thinking about something else entirely not the game I was playing.

That sums it up, really.
ps3owner
20/05/08 @ 13:16
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this will be out on the PS3... next year :)

rhinoxious
20/05/08 @ 13:40
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I reckon that sounds more like a 5,
Maybe even a 6 in four beers time.
FTM
20/05/08 @ 13:52
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this will be out on the PS3... next year :)


but slower and at a lower resolution





/me runs!!



bonker
20/05/08 @ 15:58
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Oy Eurogamer - how's about an article dedicated to co-op games, maybe your top 10 cross/per platform titles ...
Vermillion3000
20/05/08 @ 16:56
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I like this game. the review is pretty accurate in many respects - but kind of weird that it sounds so miserable then gives it 7...
It's probably a 6 and a half really, good fun, mildly uninspired but i don't think it needs to be. It never makes any claims to be anything other than a simple down the line shooty thing and it delivers on that promise perfectly well.

Worth my few quid anyway.

The_Programmer
20/05/08 @ 17:22
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@FTM

this will be out on the PS3... next year :)

but slower and at a lower resolution

Is that the new PS3 HD resolution of 576p.
DanWhitehead
20/05/08 @ 17:50
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I like this game. the review is pretty accurate in many respects - but kind of weird that it sounds so miserable then gives it 7...

I always sound miserable.
Dr_Wadd
20/05/08 @ 22:04
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Tried the demo over the weekend hoping it would capture the essence and excitement of my favourite scrolling shooter, S.W.I.V. from my Amiga days,

MMMM, SWIV, would like to see that on marketplace.
BobsUncle
21/05/08 @ 12:18
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So after that shit review it gets a 7/10?

70% is well over the low average the review made out. By comparison 70% would get you an A at A-Level and a 1st class Degree at university.

EG really need to sort their scoring policy out. Like Benno says "As good as assassins creed then?". WTF?


@Vermillion
"It never makes any claims to be anything other than a simple down the line shooty thing and it delivers on that promise perfectly well."

So if I made a promise of a game of a white square on a black background and I gave you a white square on a black background, would that be worth a high score? If a game promises shit and delivers shit it doesn't make it good.

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