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Assassin's Creed Comments by Tom Bramwell

13 November, 2007

Getting away with murder.

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smoothpete
13/11/07 @ 17:33
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Ubisoft need a kick in the fucking arse about their endings

GRAW - no ending sequence

R6:Vegas - no ending sequence
Skurmedel
13/11/07 @ 17:33
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A bit sad, but I kind of expected it, they talked so much about skipping around houses, but the stealthy bit was never mentioned.
deaner
13/11/07 @ 17:33
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Why does the review read exactly like the one on 1UP.com, almost paragraph for paragraph?
Machetazo
13/11/07 @ 17:34
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"There's no clever hiding or skulking. There are no interesting approach tactics. You just get close, watch a cut-scene, and then strike. You seldom do this without alerting the target and his guards - instead you either give chase before planting a dagger in his throat, or you get into the usual sort of block-and-counter fight and go at it until you've stabbed him enough to get the final cut-scene."

Dear god, NOOOOOO*pauses for breath*oooooooo! /o\
/hopes dashed
/cries
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BlankOBlank!
13/11/07 @ 17:34
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Oops, sounds like someone forgot to hire a decent design team.

:(
Tonka
13/11/07 @ 17:34
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This review made me want to play Crackdown
the_sas_man
13/11/07 @ 17:36
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"Christ, everyone's very down about ONE review! You look around the net and its averaging 8-9 in most reviews, this being the first one less than that that I've seen."

You may be right. But personally, I like MANY others on this site only use a select few trusted game sites for reviews. Me personally that is Eurogamer, Games TM (the mag) and gametrailers.

The tyhing with gametrailers is that they actually give a good review, but never give the right score to match it. So ignore their score and your fine. EWurogamer seems to get the balance just right.
JDub
13/11/07 @ 17:36
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Wow - 57 comments in 33 mins. This is gonna be good...

/popcorn
OrangeGoblin
13/11/07 @ 17:37
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Sounds like this is one to pass on in the mad Christmas rush, only to return to in the inevitable spring lull.
SuperBas
13/11/07 @ 17:38
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What a surprise! Guess everyone was too busy staring at Jade Raymond to bother seeing if the game was good.
the_sas_man
13/11/07 @ 17:38
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Jade Raymond may redeem herself with a webcam, a shower head and 2 bottles of wine.

Eighthours
13/11/07 @ 17:38
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I for one will still be getting it (free with my FHM subscription)

*Guffaws*
beastmaster
13/11/07 @ 17:39
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I think what's happened is that there's been quite a few cracking games on all platforms coming out this Xmas, all of which have had excellent reviews. I, for one, was hoping this would be another one.
FabricatedLunatic
13/11/07 @ 17:39
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Score aside, some of the issues raised in the text concern me. Now I'm wondering whether I should send my copy back to GAME, seal intact, as soon as it arrives.
the_sas_man
13/11/07 @ 17:40
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Well my order is cancelled now anyway. Just need to track down a wii with mario and ill be happy again.
Dizzy
13/11/07 @ 17:42
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K.. looks like a budget pickup for me then. I have too many things to play right now.
myiagros
13/11/07 @ 17:43
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still a purchase for me, but i may not start it untill i'm done with a few of the other high profile xmas titles.

I am fully expecting to agree with this review from what i've seen so far, but some of the mechanics sound interesting and worth checking out.
SBfistfun
13/11/07 @ 17:44
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After months of bs there it is......
Adam_T
13/11/07 @ 17:49
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Garret wins agains! Woopeee!
Hughes.
13/11/07 @ 17:50
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Hmm, this may have just freed up my game budget for Silent Hill Origins, and with a few quid to spare too. I have CoD4 and Ratchet to keep me entertained, so no great loss. I may buy it later, cheaper though, for the prettiness.
rhinoxious
13/11/07 @ 17:50
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My only worry about this not selling well is that it'll be another interesting setting that hasn't done well at retail.

I so wanted this to be good because it wasn't the usual fantasy, or sci-fi, or modern warfare settings.
Machetazo
13/11/07 @ 17:51
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"CHRIST everyone's down about one review"

Tom, who's actually played the full game, mentioned in his review deal-breaking shortcomings. He clearly supported the opinion he offered on the game, and the score given holds up to what he wrote. I've read through several less well-detailed reviews before this (this one focusses helpfully on what the game's actually like to play, a piece of info that you'd think might be handy before deciding whether to purchase) and whilst other reviews also point out niggles, here its illustrated on how they effect gameplay.
Sorry, Altair; but I'm out.
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Apostle
13/11/07 @ 17:53
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"No idea where the hype came from.

Jade Raymond."

Yeah, right. Was getting pretty tired of that to be honest, was seeing more of her face that the game. Which was, erm, bad? Well, if you're a developer, you want the focus on your game, right?
Eighthours
13/11/07 @ 17:53
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Her game is a bigger flop than LAIR.

Hasn't our immigrant quota for this year from Planet Moron been exhausted yet?
Sid Nice
13/11/07 @ 17:56
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I think Jade Raymond is a dog.
the_sas_man
13/11/07 @ 17:57
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If this game scores consistent 5 out of 10's it will still sell by the bucketload. The hype is too great for it not to succeed. Hopefully the sequel will sort out the shorcomings then we will all be happy.
shido
13/11/07 @ 17:59
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"If this game scores consistent 5 out of 10's it will still sell by the bucketload. The hype is too great for it not to succeed. Hopefully the sequel will sort out the shorcomings then we will all be happy."

You are a silly little man.
alimokrane
13/11/07 @ 18:00
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/ Goes to a corner and Weeps! :(

My god. a part of me honestly has just died!
PearOfAnguish
13/11/07 @ 18:00
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"Well, if you're a developer, you want the focus on your game, right?"

Indeed, but then Jade Raymond is just a PR plant.
Sort out a less transparent gimmick next time, Ubi.

"this being the first one less than that that I've seen."

Wait 'til the mag reviews are published...


Feanor
13/11/07 @ 18:01
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I knew it!
ASHBERY76
13/11/07 @ 18:02
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Eurogamer only loves EA/MICROSOFT FPS games it seems.After the Witcher score this sites reviews mean shit.
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Azazel
13/11/07 @ 18:03
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Hasn't our immigrant quota for this year from Planet Moron been exhausted yet?

glol!
JediMasterMalik
13/11/07 @ 18:06
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Sounds like a pretty average game in a frankly gorgeous coat. Quite thankfull really. I still don't have time to play all my games.
Jade_Raymond
13/11/07 @ 18:06
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I think Jade Raymond is a dog.

What makes you think that?
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neuroniky
13/11/07 @ 18:07
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So, it's one for the bargain bin.

At least it's one less to buy before XMas...

/sigh of relief
Kryon
13/11/07 @ 18:07
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@f3rrari

Oh do STFU please, just because it looks great doesn't mean it's teh R3AL N3XT G3N and is teh AAA 150/10....

I'm actually saddened by this, I had really high hopes...Shame. :(

Azazel
13/11/07 @ 18:08
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Oh and:

Some people here still think the marking system begins at 7?

If you think it's going to be good and want to buy it then THAT'S OK. If you don't want to buy it then FUCKING DON'T. Jesus Christ.

/realises every comments thread is like this, calms self
PearOfAnguish
13/11/07 @ 18:09
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"Visually Assassin's Creed looks breath taking. Next gen has arrived, finally, and about time too."


Hahaha
Tyronne
13/11/07 @ 18:10
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You know what would not a miss now and again , at the end of the review another reviewer is given the chance to air their views.

Kryon
13/11/07 @ 18:10
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Hey, Jade Raymond, I don't think you're a dog, your game is not as impressive as I'd hoped but you still have nice bewbs, which is at least a small consolation to me!

spekkeh
13/11/07 @ 18:16
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Ah, so the first few reviews were rushed then. Thought it would boil down to this, style over substance.

"Bit of a shame, this. The big question is whether Ubi simply ran out of time, or whether some of the design decisions weren't as good as they could be, right from the start. My money's on the latter. "

My guess is it suffered a bit from feature creep "Oi wouldn't it be nice if you could sort of like bump into people without knocking them over, and then your cape would billow like so..". And all the while forgetting that they should be making an entertaining game.

Jade, if you need a comforting shoulder...
Kryon
13/11/07 @ 18:20
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Let this be a lesson to us all, teh gurlz iz good for teh bewbs but not for teh making games.
Chris Gardiner
13/11/07 @ 18:20
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/reads review

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear.

Oh well. Saves me £30.
gaselite
13/11/07 @ 18:26
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Sounds like an ambitious and worthwhile experiment with a few disappointing shortcomings. Seems like the foundations have very much been laid for an excellent franchise in the future though, and I'm quite looking forward to playing it, despite the valid criticisms levelled at it in this review. Curse the one week delay down here in Aus.
chronom4n
13/11/07 @ 18:27
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imagine the level of detail in the sound if you can eavesdrop on the conversations of folks around you and the sound of gripping on different surfaces. This game will really immerse you in the world of assassins creed. The sound of the blade as it digs into the flesh of the victim, the horses running around and allsorts of commotion being created. Just itiching to hear the sound.
BremXJones
13/11/07 @ 18:28
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Idly, I'm going to be watching this thread carefully, and anyone who goes on about the games' producer in it will be added to my list of people to carefully ignore in future for being misogynistic gits.

Because, really, you should consider growing up.

KG
markypants
13/11/07 @ 18:28
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I knew it! I just knew it. I could feel it in my bones that this game wasn't going to live up to the hype. Everything felt wrong about the run up to its release. never mind a 7 is a pretty reasonable score. Just a shame when it had so much promise.
Splush
13/11/07 @ 18:29
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I did always wonder where all the rabid excitement was coming from with this game, the mechanics have always looked kind of dodgy in gameplay videos. I really hoped they would pull it together at the last minute because an intelligent assassination game in that world and game engine could be so great.

Ugh, I want to play this but I dunno if I can put up with the flaws mentioned in the review. I'm torn.
wobbly_Bob
13/11/07 @ 18:31
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So far on Metacritic http://www.metacritic.com/games/platform... the game is getting 92 percent from reviews in so far and 92 percent from users.

This is only one review,
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BlueDragon
13/11/07 @ 18:32
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Canceled my pre order. Bummer. Well the good news is i'll save euros.
Thanks Eurogamer...in a way.

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