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50 Cent: Blood on the Sand Hands On

Xbox 360 PlayStation 3 Hands On by Tom Bramwell

4 February, 2009

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I'm pretty sure I've been shot more than nine times at this point, but in the grand scheme of 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, this is forgivable. After all, 50's wearing Kevlar (even on-stage, complete with grenades slung around his waist), and as the first game pointed out, he's bulletproof. It's certainly no more absurd than the story, in which 50 and chums are chasing down a diamond-coated skull stolen in an ambush by a balletic ninja lady. "Where'd she go? That bitch took muh skull," he laments, after he dives backwards over the bonnet of a Humvee firing an assault rifle, and sets off to shoot up a fictional Middle-Eastern country, which seems to be populated almost exclusively by terrorists, drug lords and weapons dealers with thick accents.

Of course, when Gears of War does things like this ("They're using a giant worm!" for instance), no one's sure if it's meant to be taken seriously. But when Swordfish Studios does things like this in Blood on the Sand, you end up with unlockable taunt packs rated by profanity, bragging and sexual content, and unlock special moves like Assassin's Wrath. "A combination of efficient jabs finished by a vicious neck snap, this jujitsu move will drop any fool to the floor." More macho IP for smirking British developers, please? Given some of the stuff that 50 and his choice of wingman - either Tony Yayo, Lloyd Banks or DJ Whoo Kid - yell at their enemies, they must be in on the joke.

The game itself is no joke though. The debt to Gears is obvious throughout, but it works. The clip-on contextual cover system is fluent and logical, and allows you to pop out and target easily, spraying the Unreal Engine 3 visuals with shots from your dpad-selected quartet of weapons, and Swordfish even lifts (affectionately, I'm sure) little touches like the way 50 goes into a forced walk to slow your heart-rate while he's receiving chatter through a headset. Given the context, tension-heightening elements like Active Reload and chainsaw melee are missed, but the alternative to the latter is the amusing "counter-kills", of which the abovementioned Assassin's Wrath is one. Press the melee button up close and you go into a brief quick-time sequence that sees 50 punch and eventually - with unlocks - gut and mangle people dumb enough to get within range.

'50 Cent: Blood on the Sand' Screenshot 1

The Music Player allows you to set up a playlist with any of the songs in the game, several of which are unlocked from the start, or set it to shuffle.

But while the most obvious debt is to Gears of War, Swordfish's fellow Brits Bizarre Creations will recognise a tip of the doo-rag in a scoring system that owes more to The Club than anything on Epic's Sera. Whenever you cap an enemy, or do something else of note - a kill assist, taunting in battle, uncovering collectibles, etc. - you add points to your score and a little red bar appears along the top of the screen and starts gradually emptying, which is your window to keep the combo going. The more points you gain in a level, the better the medal you win at the end.

Fans of The Club will choke even harder when they realise there are even bull's-eyes hidden around each level to uncover as you dash through courtyards, up and down stairs and over rooftops chasing down your loot. Unlike Bizarre's underrated speed-shooter, however, post-level unlocks based on these discoveries are big news for 50's fans, including a bunch of exclusive new songs.

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muscleblade
04/02/09 @ 14:11
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A friend of mine has played it and he told me it was incredibly fun.
PlugMonkey
04/02/09 @ 14:12
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Hmm. The echoing silence of the hundreds of naysayers there were on the last 50 Cent comments thread.

Don't you all need to come and say how depressing it must be working for Swordfish on such an inevitably shit game or something?
mcbi4kh2
04/02/09 @ 14:15
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Drop in co-op is awesome, only on Live though?
creepylizard
04/02/09 @ 14:16
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I think I'm going to be sick....
retr0gamer
04/02/09 @ 14:18
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All I've heard about this game is that it's actually quite good fun. I'm scared :/
BillyBrush
04/02/09 @ 14:22
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Eurgh..

Swordfish make decent games, like the cricket, liked cold winter (think that was them)

but anything with Fiddy No Talent is an instant non purchase...who shot at him 9 times again? Stevie Wonder?

i got hit in da mowd that's why i spits so commercial...word..

ryohazuki1983
04/02/09 @ 14:22
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Didn't like the first game, camera angle and controls were awful (IMO).Will need a demo of this before I buy, Will be picking up SFIV on 20th so that will keep me going for a while.
Thunderbolt!
04/02/09 @ 14:26
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From the sounds of it, it looks like a lot of fun. For me though I cant get past the despicable main character.

I wonder if it will have similar subtle homo-erotic undertones like GOW.
sanctusmortis
04/02/09 @ 14:29
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WHEH MAH SKULL
andromeda
04/02/09 @ 14:29
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even if this was a 10/10 i wouldn't buy it on general principle for fear of any of my money going towards that twat , 50 pence
agparrot
04/02/09 @ 14:37
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Looks... almost incredibly, like it might be a lot of fun, but hopefully nobody will buy it too early on, and I can pick it up for next-to-nothing in some dodgy lo-fi trade in store.
mingster
04/02/09 @ 14:41
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Fiddy is da man dis is gonna be the nutz.
jaxon58
04/02/09 @ 14:42
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I've played it, it's a very good game. I'd rather have a good game wrapped in a license I don't like rather than a shit game ruining a good license.
mazzl
04/02/09 @ 14:44
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i'm surprised, that this could be good. but that's only good news!
ps3owner
04/02/09 @ 14:46
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if it's more then 50 pence to purchase I won't get it... oh and it must be 11/10. nah. fuck it, I'll buy a can of coke instead
anomagnus
04/02/09 @ 14:46
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gangster fire...

that shit is OFF the hook!
samaran
04/02/09 @ 14:47
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totally called it

GOTY 2009
kangarootoo
04/02/09 @ 14:49
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"I'd rather have a good game wrapped in a license I don't like rather than a shit game ruining a good license."

This is (unfortunately in this case) quite true.
stepneg
04/02/09 @ 14:50
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50p is a fucking cock and I couldn't face the embarrassment of buying this even if it was game of the year material.
TruWari3r
04/02/09 @ 14:52
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If the humor is so rampantly tongue-in-cheek and the game is pretty god, how can you not pick it up? Still waiting on the review before seriously considering a purchase but I'm amazed that this game isn't going to suck.
Grayvern
04/02/09 @ 14:55
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I still predict that only 50cent fans will buy this game.

I mean honestly if you hate or don't like hip hop I don't see how you could play this, even with the music off you'd still have to stare at 50's smug mug.
samaran
04/02/09 @ 14:56
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i'm amazed that anyone didn't think this would be brilliant from the first trailer, but i guess they were too busy listening to their REAL HIP-HOP which like, totally isn't about bitches and hos and all that shit, man, and also totally isn't made by black people unless it's pre-1988, and, like, aren't the roots so awesome? they totally play their own instruments. man.

50 cent is a brilliant pop culture caricature and therefore an awesome protagonist for a videogame. the fact that this one is actually likely to be good and comes with a sense of self-awareness is merely the icing on the cake.
Dizzy
04/02/09 @ 14:59
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Even if this game is good it is still bad.
MoGamer2006
04/02/09 @ 14:59
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@Grayvern

You think 'fiddy's' mug looks smug? I always think he looks like he's had a stroke, or was slightly brain damaged at birth.
BillyBrush
04/02/09 @ 15:13
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Being over 25 and going to a shop counter with this in hand would be more embarassing than going in your local newsagent and buying a copy of Razzle when an old ladys working at the till and the local vicar is the next in line

gameplay.co.uk will prob do well with it
TheBoyChris
04/02/09 @ 15:26
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Brilliant. Can't wait :D
Pike
04/02/09 @ 15:28
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GOTY
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farticusmaximus
04/02/09 @ 15:42
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"i'm amazed that anyone didn't think this would be brilliant from the first trailer"

I'd be amazed if anyone over the age of 14 could actually stomach watching the trailer.


"but i guess they were too busy listening to their REAL HIP-HOP which like, totally isn't about bitches and hos and all that shit, man, and also totally isn't made by black people unless it's pre-1988, and, like, aren't the roots so awesome? they totally play their own instruments. man."

If you are suggesting Fiddy is in any way related to hip-hop then you are very very mistaken.


"50 cent is a brilliant pop culture caricature and therefore an awesome protagonist for a videogame."

I may have overestimated your age (or mental age) at 14, or narrowly avoided an irony blast.


"the fact that this one is actually likely to be good and comes with a sense of self-awareness is merely the icing on the cake."

Saving grace, more like.

I hate Fiddy. I hate him with a passion. He's all image and no substance, a completely talentless rapper and a criminal to boot.

Having said that, if the game plays as well as it appears to then I'll buy it, but I'll be thinking of the money going to the developers, not the talentless asshole with the bling.
Gnort
04/02/09 @ 15:55
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I have to admit I'm disappointed that this doesn't sound like it will be rubbish.

Nevertheless, even if they were giving them away I wouldn't take one. I would honestly rather play an average game based on a concept I find appealing than the best game in the whole world ever starring 50 Cent.
M_Spitz
04/02/09 @ 15:56
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Haters get the bozack.

"It's not real hiphop". Cry me a fucking river.
guernican
04/02/09 @ 15:57
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"Don't you all need to come and say how depressing it must be working for Swordfish on such an inevitably shit game or something?"

I don't really give a shit. The day Fiddy gets Ł30 of my money is the day I take out a subscription to the New Fascist and tell everyone how much I enjoyed the Reservoir Dogs game.
des
04/02/09 @ 15:57
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GOTY 2009 in the making...
Unclebenny
04/02/09 @ 16:05
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@M_Spitz- What the hells a bozack?
also good counter argument. I see your point. Obviosuly if he's taking all the worse elements of comercialised rap we should ignore that lest someone suggest we are complaining. I'd hate for anyone to think i don't like something...
Shrike
04/02/09 @ 16:11
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, it's ok because we're all being ironic, right, guys?
schnide
04/02/09 @ 16:14
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Will this come with a nice big box that I can put any of my spare big cash in?

Cash in? Big cash in?
samaran
04/02/09 @ 16:18
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If you are suggesting Fiddy is in any way related to hip-hop then you are very very mistaken.

i'm not saying i listen to the guy all the time, but if you don't see how he is a) hip-hop and b) talented you are hopelessly ignorant. heard the 'power of the dollar' EP, or at least the tune 'how to rob an industry nigga' (commonly considered one of the best diss tracks of all time, even by people who hate his later commercial stuff)? the guy has an interesting, original flow if nothing else, and if something else usually gets some great production on a few tunes. you're telling me 'in da club' is anything other than heavy? if you don't like that style of music then fair enough, but to call him talentless is objectively wrong.

this thread just screams cliched nerds feeling threatened.

and yes, the fact that he's a ridiculous caricature makes him a great choice for an action videogame. played gears of war?
schnide
04/02/09 @ 16:23
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Actually, look - I'm serious, this shit gets me really angry. I don't care if, upon the first level, it somehow ties in the gameplay of Braid, Fallout and Little Big Planet with visuals that make me involuntarily cry and it sounds like Beethoven trying to woo me into bed, then has angels in the shape of porn stars descend from the heavens and take it in turns to blow me whilst the others tell me I'm hung like a Trojan horse. Every copy of this game sold gives money to people who are glamorising violence and degredation of women, promoting a life of crime and putting the acquisition of money as worth losing your life for. This would be a better, more respected title if real character development was put into an original IP that justified however surprisingly good this game is meant to be. Yes everyone has to work, yes this is business not morality school, and yes I'm one of the first to jump on anyone getting sanctimonious but I'll feel better if at least I've said it.
samaran
04/02/09 @ 16:28
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i will enjoy this game more because 50 cent is in it, so will many other people. get over yourself.
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04/02/09 @ 16:29
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Can I just clarify:

50 Cent wasn't shot 9 times... He was shot AT 9 times... with a pellet gun... only 3 of the pellets actually hit him, one is lodged in his jaw/gums...

No matter how good, or unintentionally funny this game is, I will not play this game, such is my loathing of Fiddy...

Now put Rage Against The Machine in the middle east, fighting of a certain occupying nation (not the U.S.) might genuinely interest me
schnide
04/02/09 @ 16:40
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@samaran

Then you sir, based purely on your arguments alone, are a mindless twat, with no ability to discern or distinguish gameplay from branding. All the other people you include yourself amongst are no doubt real, and make up what is commonly known as the masses. Daily activities for these people include watching Jeremy Kyle, reading The Sun and holding back advancement of the human race.

Now clean my fucking bins, scumbag.
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ps3owner
04/02/09 @ 16:41
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+1 to schnide
Azazel
04/02/09 @ 16:44
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CLASS WAR INFLITRATION ALERT!
BillyBrush
04/02/09 @ 16:50
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@Samaran

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18cc9WkpZZs = decent tune by 'gangster rapper', nothing fiddly has ever done could be considered above 'garbage' level
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5aocYRSh... = proper hip hoppery

lern..innit

*gets coat*
samaran
04/02/09 @ 16:53
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of course i'm not saying 50's as good as biggie, dude! just, he's not talentless either.

schnide, send me a postcard from your fucking high horse.
redneon
04/02/09 @ 16:58
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@samaran:

I don't think he's on his high horse. I think the majority of us are on solid level ground. Some other people however are knee dip in shit looking up ;)
roz123
04/02/09 @ 17:04
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I take you to the candy shop
let you lick my lolly pop
dont stop till you reach the top.


The guys a lyrical genius.

Nah seriously I saw him at reading festival where he got bottled off. The highlight of which was when (after playing some shitty video of him getting shot and working out) someone threw a little plastic chair at him and he held it up going "now this is too far man too far"
What a dick, no way will i be purchasing this game. Even if its the best game ever (which it obviously isnt as its just a silly gears of war with shit music) anyone who i know who buys this game will go down in my estimation.
schnide
04/02/09 @ 17:10
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@samaran

Who said you could finish your community service early?

Now put back on your high vis jacket and get my wheelie bin shining so brightly you can see your grills in it.
shotgun44
04/02/09 @ 17:14
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Get over yourselves, this game looks fun. The man has made a lot of money; so what? Some people are so blinded by their own stupid principles it's unreal.
sneetch
04/02/09 @ 17:14
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@ps3owner
if it's more then 50 pence to purchase I won't get it... oh and it must be 11/10. nah. fuck it, I'll buy a can of coke instead

Woah, woah, woah! You can still get a can of coke for 50p? That's far more interesting than this pile of merchandising by half-a-buck.
redneon
04/02/09 @ 17:17
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@shotgun44:

"so what? Some people are so blinded by their own stupid principles it's unreal. "

It is as well. But then, a lot of games are these days :(

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