Ubisoft's E3 conference Finished

Ubisoft's E3 conference is over - we got to check out a live demo of Assassin's Creed Unity, the first few minutes of Far Cry 4 and the big surprise at the end, a multiplayer game of Rainbow Six: Siege.

Our live text archive is below, and check out our E3 2014 guide for an overview of the whole show.

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  • DreadedWalrus 2 months ago

    Hooray, NoClipMode is banned!
  • pRiM8 2 months ago

    @phenom_x8 Yeah we probably have COD to thank for FPS games leaning more towards action rather than tactics these days.
  • Esppiral 2 months ago

    ScriptSoft
  • phenom_x8 2 months ago

    @prim8,
    Yepp, Its too much actiony than SWAT 4 I guess, need more careful plan and coordinated action. just hope there's another game like 2004- 2005.
    They can make it a decade ago, why not now? :(
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    Siege looks cool.

    needs more BG and E though.
  • Ramza 2 months ago

    if R6 doesnt have Lan then no thx
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    Ooh... R6 has single player!
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    Mega Beard! :D
  • X201 2 months ago

    There have been moustaches and facial hair that we have feared.

    But none can out-run or equal the power of Mega Beard.
  • pRiM8 2 months ago

    @phenom_x8 Ah SWAT 4 was awesome. R6 Siege looks like a cross between SWAT 4 and Counter Strike.
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    A PENETRATION GAME! O_O
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    @X201 Oh. Thank you. (and sorry bowel, all is forgotten)
  • Vice.Destroyer 2 months ago

    @richielaa No need to read it again. I didn't agree with your post when you first posted it and I don't agree with it now. The internet is full of snark and sarcasm. Why don't you tell me who would have been a better fit to explain and sell the game, rather than the people who worked on it for about 4 years.
  • squarewindow 2 months ago

    Any need for the amount of bad language throughout this presentation and Q&A?
  • X201 2 months ago

    @mkreku its on the front page
    http://www.eurogamer.net/article
    s/2014-06-09-watch-the-opening-t
    o-far-cry-4
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    BRING ON THE BEARD!
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    agreed. if more presentations had people like Aisha, there'd be less nerves about everyone on stage
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    DAMN MY IRRITABLE BOWEL
  • XrodOne 2 months ago

    Everyone has a relationship with NY? Nope, america is not the world!!
  • X201 2 months ago

    @mkreku Far Cry 4 was right at the start
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    Did I miss Far Cry 4?
  • ozthegweat 2 months ago

    Didn't you kill Vaas in FC3?
  • Horatio123 2 months ago

    "Tell me a bit more about the guys with the Flamethrowers!"

    "I WILL CRUSH YOU WOMAN"
  • JamieR 2 months ago

    Aisha is great on stage. A'lot of her jokes fell flat but I though she was fantastic.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    On reflection, I wouldn't have been that excited for R6, if EA hadn't got me thinking about cops vs. robbers with Hardline, only to end up with another war games.
  • phenom_x8 2 months ago

    IN my youth, R6:siege was called SWAT 4.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    I love my pc tablets
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    I'm off to download the dance app and have a boogie.
  • DigitalSquibs 2 months ago

    "is Vaas gonna be back?"... Really? Vaas was barely even in the last game!!! What a waste of time.
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    @kass I'm not sure, would be a shame if there wasn't.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    5 normal dudes and one giant sassy lady, its like bizzaro snow white
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    @telboy007 They didn't specify.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    @telboy did the confirmed any aingle player for the division?
  • Rocky5 2 months ago

    No one wants to get close in case he bites there ears off :-/
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    Sticking around to see if this guy bites someone's ear off.
  • pb 2 months ago

    Valiant Hearts links to a US site. Surely they were the country who had the least input in the bulk of WWI, at least until 1917?
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    So that Siege is multi player only?
  • TheChieftian 2 months ago

    If they're worried BG&E2 won't sell like the first one, why don't they Kickstart it. That way we can put our money where our mouth's are.
  • Iunius 2 months ago

    Those random people sure seem like actors.
  • patchbox360 2 months ago

    remember when SWAT teams were actually intelligent and not all over the place like kids with guns.
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    how many hours until Sony?
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    @Toaster05 That's because fitness is boring, don't you know?
  • willamsbarbosasilva 2 months ago

    Quais os jogos em destaque da UBi?
  • richielaa 2 months ago

    He's just gonna grab anyone, but seems a little scared to grab anyone
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    she likes her games, fair enough.

    Aisha will be back next year, because she does a great presentation.

    good line up ubi
  • stanners987 2 months ago

    Are all people in the US twats ? Even the visitors !
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    @rockt hahahahaha
  • Cimeas 2 months ago

    The Division was just emotionally manipulative BS trailer, but the Crew looked interesting and Valiant Heats (even though it pulled the same trick as Division) looked nice.
  • Rocky5 2 months ago

    Mike Tyson's kid? Lmao
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    This guy is clearly no fan of the fitness game.
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    If you were a fan of the game since the beginning you didn't play it on Xbox Live, come on.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Math is hard
  • Shotofen 2 months ago

    bye guys. must not care now
  • X201 2 months ago

    Leon ,my question is "Do you think wearing your hat at a jaunty angle is great"
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @NoClipMode you need be banned
  • Guy.J. 2 months ago

    I thought that was a good show actually.
  • MrFlay 2 months ago

    No Prince of Persia, no Beyond Good & Evil.
  • Horatio123 2 months ago

    Lol Leon Winkler...Great name, great lisp, great bumfluff tache, great hat.
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    @toiletduck i'd prefer it if they just recorded 4 guys at the office playing it, or 4 playtesters.
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 2 months ago

    Ubi ALWAYS knocks it out the park. But then fuck it all up 12 months later
  • Samael_Blackwing 2 months ago

    Rainbow thikth...
  • feistycheese 2 months ago

    To be fair, been looking forward to a new rainbow 6 for a while, just annoyed with all the co-op bullshit that every game seems to want to shoehorn in all their games.

    I play games to get away from people you fucktards!
  • mornegroth 2 months ago

    Did people forget about Patriots? That looked much better than this.
  • Glück 2 months ago

    where is BG&E2? :'C
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    What's the time travelling Mike Tyson doing here?
  • richielaa 2 months ago

    What's wrong with this guy?
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    .........
  • GruttyFuttock 2 months ago

    yawn...
  • smenj 2 months ago

    Perhaps she just got given a massive bonus offstage?
  • kamps09 2 months ago

    Sony to go! Cannot stop now.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    Ubisoft showed EA whats the matter....
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Dear god I wish they just let the Yves guy do the conference, Aisha Tyler is mentally exhausting.
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Hope this was the last year for Aisha.
  • Billybob21 2 months ago

    So.... what about the PS3 and Xbox 360 Assassin's Creed game?
  • MrFlump 2 months ago

    6 years for rainbow 6. 10 years for BG&E.

    Get your shit together ubi!
  • MrFlay 2 months ago

    That was a waste of time.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    Worst presentation ever. Ever.
    Thoug Sony's this year is going to be all but spreadsheets about the l33t sales, 'cos they're winning the "console warZ".
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 2 months ago

    She swears on stage because shes a woman, black or down with the kids?
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    Ubisoft knocked it out the park with this mental presenter, the best music and Albeta.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    Very keen on R6, next question is when 2015/2016?
  • Shotofen 2 months ago

    Word up. Do that sheeeet
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    oh man
    what a boring show
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Aisha youre better than this. I seen archer
  • getup2k 2 months ago

    she is out of control lol
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    But Beyond..
  • HyperShadow 2 months ago

    BG&E2 no show again
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    This daft cow is crying over a new rainbow six game?? Damn, she must be a right fanboy.
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    FAKE
  • ToiletDuck 2 months ago

    @wogsy81 would you prefer they used normal chat little kids with potty mouths that are to young to play the game and just slag each other off? What fun think I'll only play with mates tbh.
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    As staged as that is, it's nice to see Rainbow Six back.
  • Supra_Hans 2 months ago

    uuuurgh seriously shut up
  • frunk 2 months ago

    So lemme get this right... 8 people died trying to save 1 hostage... sigh
  • nathan_digweed 2 months ago

    So emo, much wow
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    really Aisha? Really??
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Not a single guy was sprinting around with his knife.
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    oh come on
    stop the bullshit
  • kalinichenko 2 months ago

    I guess Ubisoft didnt win E3 this year
  • bratsampson 2 months ago

    ...Wow.
  • gaselite 2 months ago

    wish they stopped leaning on the tom clancy franchise tho
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    looks groovy.
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    That looks awesome.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    They should call it to. Clancys night trap
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    FFS Rainbow Six
    Just fucking stop already
  • Shotofen 2 months ago

    Game = Kill the hostage
  • FluffyVonPuba 2 months ago

    Another team based online multiplayer shooter. How original...
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    have to say this looks great! =)
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    Needs more bunny hopping for victory.
  • povu 2 months ago

    Scripted as fuck
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    It might be gameplay, but it's definitely choreographed to show off features. With fake voip.
  • craigm 2 months ago

    argh the chat is worse the the real thing
    racial slurs and swearing 10 year olds is better than this
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    Hostage is her twin sister?
  • gaselite 2 months ago

    this looks brilliant
  • samharper 2 months ago

    This is the cheesiest trailer I've seen yet, it's truly awful.
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 2 months ago

    THis Havoc guy sounds really really l33t!!!
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    This chat is so fake.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    This is looking very good.
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    "one just grabbed her....sheetttttt" christ, so cheesy.
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    HEY BABY WHY U PLAY DIS GAME ANYWAY STICK TO JUST DANCE LOLLOLOL
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 months ago

    Are we supposed to believe this is gameplay?
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    ANYA! Theyre using her as a shield!!
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    If you have a bunch of out of work actor friends you too can have a game that plays out like this.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    This is alpha footage, voip in final build will feature cunts screaming and insulting your mum. Worry not.
  • Markitron 2 months ago

    @Zealuu2 you left out the 12 year old cuntrag playing rap music
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    So how often do you find a good team in multiplayer?
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    I'm death from above lololol
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 months ago

    Is that a killfeed? Multiplayer game?
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    Love the destructible scenery.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    hope this is procedural, with decent AI
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    "Don't worry about it"
    Reality: "YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT, YOU SUCK ASS!!
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    The destruction looks very nice indeed
  • Shotofen 2 months ago

    Nice forced mp chatter...
  • Cimeas 2 months ago

    did someone just say ratchet?
  • craigm 2 months ago

    another team based multiplayer with military weapons...
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    So do they not have the ability to make head shots?
  • feistycheese 2 months ago

    Useless twats, never heard of a flashbang?
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Is this supposed to be spontaneous voip communication? Because I've done that and it's usually more people with eastern european accents, gravelly scousers and some fucker with an annoying echo on his mic.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    yeah wheres the sexism and racial slurs???
  • Horatio123 2 months ago

    Chat is not realistic...it would be OMG NOOB FFS NOOB, KICK NOOB....WTF GO UP NOOBS.....S**T, BRB MUM SAYS DINNER
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 2 months ago

    This is why voice actors should be just that, not voice talents...
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    The destructable scenery looks cool.
  • cardboardMonster 2 months ago

    Co-op co-op co-op co-op
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    I wont be surprised if thats fre to play
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    Just unlocked "Prime Time" Achievement for watching this bullshit on my Xbox One. Woot! Woot!
  • XrodOne 2 months ago

    oh look, any shooter?? Yawn
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Methinks they want to show off the destructible wall tech
  • Markitron 2 months ago

    people online will still just play this as if it's CoD
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    No recoil on the guns whatsoever
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Based on MS, EA and now Ubi, most of the good stuff is out next year.
  • feistycheese 2 months ago

    Have they used the same voice guys from the Division, very similar but on a smaller scale.
  • Shotofen 2 months ago

    Oh good. More modern war bs.
  • DigitalSquibs 2 months ago

    the dialogue is soooo fuckin forced!!!
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    YAWN Rainbow Six FUCK OFF
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Oh ok, if its swat thats fine, cool ip to dig up. Intelligent games
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 2 months ago

    5v5
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    I love the fake, Division-esque crap online multiplayer chat. Folk taking games wayyyy too seriously.
  • craigm 2 months ago

    rainbow 6
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    this chat between the players is pretty gay.
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    Looks sooo Rainbow 6
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    yes! looks like theyre bringing back tactical layer =0
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Online voice chat dont work that way!
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Calling the title now: Rainbow 6v6
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Good job we brought that silent chopper guys they don't suspect a thing
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    More fascist propaganda. Bet Le Pen is a shareholder.
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 2 months ago

    When oh when, will these set plays be REAL!?!?!?
  • craigm 2 months ago

    @NoClipMode
    i was in the process of scraching my balls when i read your comment
  • X201 2 months ago

    EA and now Ubi.
    I think we can call this The pre-Alpha E3.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    R6
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    The division - fpp edition
  • podgek293 2 months ago

    well cops and hostage takers.... has to be swat
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    Swat?
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    Yup.. Rainbow 6
  • Zizoo 2 months ago

    Was perfectly setup for Beyond Good and Evil 2 :(
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    ah yeah, rainbow six, ofc
  • Shotofen 2 months ago

    Not Beyond Good and Evil 2 then...
  • kalinichenko 2 months ago

    Ghost Recon?
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    I swear if this is some Tom Clancy bullshit
  • FluffyVonPuba 2 months ago

    We want Beyond Good and Evil 2.

    Indeed we do.
  • podgek293 2 months ago

    another cops and robbers game???
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Who is this guy "Alright my drone spawned on the second floor" "YOUR MOM SPAWNED ON THE SECOND FLOOR NOOB FAGET"
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    New Rayman looks gritty, lol.
  • povu 2 months ago

    I really wanted Beyond Good and Evil 2 or a new Prince of Persia...
  • Osahi 2 months ago

    Ghost Recon? or Rainbow Six?
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    Okay, this is what Hardline should have been!
  • ToiletDuck 2 months ago

    Best media briefing so far some good looking games coming from ubi soft.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    "Multiplayer' way to kill the hype
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    Shit, I was hoping for Beyond Good & Evil 2..
  • Canyarion 2 months ago

    Who else was expecting Beyond Good and Evil 2? :(
  • feistycheese 2 months ago

    Rainbow Six?
  • melnificent 2 months ago

    Rainbow Six.... calling it now
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    ghost recon?
  • Martinfg 2 months ago

    More sripted dialogue YES.
  • Osahi 2 months ago

    It's not BG&E :(
  • DrW 2 months ago

    Valiant Hearts is going to break me.
  • kamps09 2 months ago

    @ParagonSexyMike

    If only Watch Dogs had dogs in it.
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Yves has such a cute voice!
  • MrFlay 2 months ago

    Yves scuttled away from the shadow of the giant amazon Aisha.
  • melnificent 2 months ago

    @Pandy so the normal set then :D
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    LETS SEE
  • Osahi 2 months ago

    PLease be Beyond Good and Evil
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    MEGATON?
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    Beyond Good and Evil?!!?
  • getup2k 2 months ago

    he reminds me of the bad guy from ghostbusters 2
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    Wouldn't it be awesome if he just ended on telling us he loved us.
  • Shotofen 2 months ago

    We want Beyond Good and Evil 2.
  • craigm 2 months ago

    the amazon and the birdman
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    No news on 1666, ubisoft
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    WTF. Aisha is not only tall, but HUGE.
  • Clemence_Portis 2 months ago

    Valiant Hearts is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I honestly burst into tears.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    @melificent Everything except WiiU.
  • MrFlay 2 months ago

    He's tiny.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Show something new! Literally nothing new so far!
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    did he just ask if she's on the game? haha
  • Supra_Hans 2 months ago

    Rayman's (creepy) dad
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    I think someone is cutting onions in my house.
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 months ago

    The dog dies, bet it.
  • frunk 2 months ago

    Mini me!
  • povu 2 months ago

    I like that Ubi's trying out unusual and lower budget games with the UbiArt Framework.
  • nathan_digweed 2 months ago

    Is she getting taller?
  • MrWonderstuff 2 months ago

    the giant and the midget.
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    Oh yay! this is always super awkward.
  • Supra_Hans 2 months ago

    Rayman's dad!
  • melnificent 2 months ago

    what platforms is that on? I need it
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @Osahi So if you had the game now, could you play it right now?
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    damn onion cutting ninjas.
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    I feel somethin big coming...
  • getup2k 2 months ago

    oh great, the player perfectly stalled throughout the whole of that. got to see the fecking dancing fine though!
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 months ago

    Anything with dogs makes people emotional
  • Billybob21 2 months ago

    100th anniversary of WW1... not that the Americans know that...
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    Looks cool and a great tribute.
  • Shotofen 2 months ago

    Another "indie" 2D platformer
  • ozthegweat 2 months ago

    It suddenly got very dusty in my room... or I got something in my eye, I don't know...
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    wait... it's a puzzle game?
  • Supra_Hans 2 months ago

    The first Ubi game that interests me
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Pretty sure narrator dog beats Call of Duty dog.
  • kamps09 2 months ago

    Good one!
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    Vailant Dildos motherfuckers.
  • Samael_Blackwing 2 months ago

    Looks like it'd be a great Wii U game..
  • Osahi 2 months ago

    Valiant Hearts almost made me cry. I want this game. Now
  • Sammoore 2 months ago

    Dog as framing device at the end=dog doesn't die! Hooray!
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    cuts too boss fight
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    ffs...
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    Best game of E3 so far. (Not new though)
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    @jamesbrophy youre a occulus backer arent you
  • craigm 2 months ago

    is he speaking in rhyme?
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    im gonna cry, this shits emotional.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    No way, EA has way better games. I'm all for EA. Go EA. Go.
  • frunk 2 months ago

    Good to see Ubi doing stuff like this... I can't see EA and Acti tackling this type of subject or game
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Hmm.. This could actually be profound, for a game.
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    I want a game exactly like this, but set in the Sexual revolution.
  • feistycheese 2 months ago

    Ok, this game will probably make me cry at some point.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    I didnt care for child of light as much as i thought i will, but thats day 1 for me
  • Thiral 2 months ago

    First game tonight which looks really intersting :D
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    ''I was in the war...'' says grandpa
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    Loving the artwork... makes a change to the CGI.
  • stanners987 2 months ago

    The American Heroes Channel ? WTF !
  • Shotofen 2 months ago

    New COD dog in WW2 game.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Dog is the origami killer
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    Wow, love the art style
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    Well, up for Valiant Hearts. I'd be amazed if they could stop me buying this now.
  • Ramza 2 months ago

    ubi seems to have lot more interesting games than ea
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Auschwitz: The Game. Stylised!
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    "Beautiful & Stylized" = exaxctly what I think of when someone says World War 1
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    Child of Light is so fucking boring. Seriously EG, you gave an 8 to that ?! 6/10 tops.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    this looks good, at last some originality!
  • podgek293 2 months ago

    so ubisoft go from the awful fighter within to the pretty decent looking Shape Up.... i'll never get it myself cuz i'm lazy but hey looks decent
  • Supra_Hans 2 months ago

    spoiler - the dog dies
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    The dog better not bloody die.
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    Not proper push ups, but I'd like to see more. and get a larger house.
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Best fitness game announcement ever at E3. Those guys were a blast compared to models. Big up UBI :)
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    Yes, because WWI was a puzzle adventure for all!
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    I'm going to put that down to 'Ubisoft at E3' and leave it there.
  • craigm 2 months ago

    thank god thats over
  • Samael_Blackwing 2 months ago

    If he wants to lose wait, he'd simply could shave...
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    now comes a good game
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Ah now THIS game does actually look amazing
  • richielaa 2 months ago

    Well that's a lie, he wasn't even going all the way down like the guy in blue.
  • geordiek 2 months ago

    Someone is going to do a gift of Kaz riding them two.
  • getup2k 2 months ago

    bullshit, they werent proper pushups! :p
  • Shotofen 2 months ago

    So bored...
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    It looks like doing pushups... You might as well have Hollyoaks on in the background.
  • oliverhoward 2 months ago

    I'd like to blame Microsoft for this travesty, but really, it's all Nintendos fault.
  • JamieR 2 months ago

    the guy in the red top was so cheating
  • TheChieftian 2 months ago

    GODDAMMIT JUST GIVE US FUCKING BG&E2
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    they need to integrate it with fleshlight
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    This is awesome!
  • DigitalSquibs 2 months ago

    pretty stupid
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    that could be fun with friends, pissed or not.
  • kalinichenko 2 months ago

    the hell is going on?Good God
  • craigm 2 months ago

    ugh
  • ipressbuttons 2 months ago

    They need to tuck their elbows in more there...
  • MrFlay 2 months ago

    I remember Jim Lee doing press-ups for no apparent reason. Those were the days.
  • Horatio123 2 months ago

    neckerchief isnt doing proper pushups
  • XrodOne 2 months ago

    Sony's turn can't come soon enough. WTF is this shit??
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Why are we still demoing this? It was awkward enough with Ubibrow, this is artfully weird. IS THAT A WHALE?
  • Vice.Destroyer 2 months ago

    Can a mod please ban @noclipmode? I didn't realise that I would ever say this, but he is an embarrassment to gamers.
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 months ago

    Chest not touching the ground. I count zero push ups... Zero... Zero...
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    fat guy aint even doing proper push ups the fanny.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    The gifs that will be made, don't they realise? The gifs!
  • ill00m 2 months ago

    Weakness press ups, try beard!
  • Cimeas 2 months ago

    This actually looks pretty fun.
  • ronorra 2 months ago

    Oh dear...
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    omg the gifs from this lol
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    Ok, that actually looks fun.
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    How does THAT make pushups more fun?!
  • FluffyVonPuba 2 months ago

    They could be doing "Beyond Good and Evil 2", but no, we're getting this instead.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    I'm feeling embarrassed just for watching
  • Guy.J. 2 months ago

    Hmm, I have been developing a slight waist bulge recently... oh wait he said Xbox. Nevermind. Maybe I'll just do some sit-ups. OK maybe not.
  • Supra_Hans 2 months ago

    they found the two campest men ever
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Gary from Ubisoft SF looks fun!
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    Hehe, these guys are like meme machines
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 months ago

    must.........stay............awa
    ke......till.....2am
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 months ago

    This blows
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Twisted pixel writes email to ubibeard right now. They need him on board
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    unless you invite them to play...
  • MrWonderstuff 2 months ago

    ah the UbiSoft eccentric comedy moments of weirdly joyous people.
  • Unclebenny 2 months ago

    I enjoyed that plus I enjoy his beard. That's enough now though.
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    Deep fried Oreos??? I must try that one day...
  • Markitron 2 months ago

    there's gonna be a lot of gif's made from what happens next
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @NoClipMode your fist is too small
  • MrFlay 2 months ago

    Huh, huh, huh! Terrible fake laughter.
  • stanners987 2 months ago

    Forget that shit
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    I am Curious what else is in it though.
  • XrodOne 2 months ago

    IF YOU WANT FITNESS, GO TO A FUCKING GYM!!! Don't understand people who exercise in their living rooms
  • mrcheesyelf 2 months ago

    Problem is I live in a 3rd floor flat, don't think the 2nd floor would appreciate that game
  • MrFlump 2 months ago

    Fitness is still boring. I'm sure my neighbours beneath me would love me jumping around the living room like a tit.
  • GiarcYekrub 2 months ago

    What have they done to eye of the tiger?
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    lol, that was interesting
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    Hey it's like that scene from the movie BIG...Except it's utter, utter shit.
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    god it's exhausting just watching this pish.
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    If I was into dance dance then this might be good. but em...
  • FogHeart 2 months ago

    Oooooh, best of luck with this mate :{
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    @bratsampson
    so let's start making some :D
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    I'll stick to Wii Fit, thanks.
  • richielaa 2 months ago

    I'm in a wheelchair Charles, you piss taking bastard!!
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Looks kinda fun, guys!
  • MrWonderstuff 2 months ago

    from the sublime to the ridiculous.
  • HyperShadow 2 months ago

    plink plink plink plink, it's like chinese water torture the game
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 months ago

    You much better off doing either crossfit or zumba, lol
  • funkateer 2 months ago

    Christ that looks laggy as hell
  • melnificent 2 months ago

    dat input lag
  • GruttyFuttock 2 months ago

    Ubi Beard simulator.... new wearable tech. :p
  • charming_fox 2 months ago

    jesus wept
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Sorry to burst your bubble ubisoft, but you invented dance dance revolution. Youre little late
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    I suppose this was, in a way, inevitable. Use a game to apply gamification to fitness. I'm not sure "full circle" is the right term, it feels more like a downward spiral
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    making this game seems to be 100% labour work.
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    Errr didn't the dancing game finish like 30mins ago?
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    @mkreku Damn you, I just thought of ubibrow :(
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    someone kill me. What am i doing with my life.
  • bratsampson 2 months ago

    Well this year's gifs are sorted...
  • Samael_Blackwing 2 months ago

    Another dancing game...
  • feistycheese 2 months ago

    Lol, nice lag.
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    I think this is better than Just Dance, stunning.
  • Osahi 2 months ago

    What the f
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Attention fat people: This will not make you thin, and Sandra from accounts is married, leave her alone
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 months ago

    an insult too the original song
  • Zizoo 2 months ago

    =/
  • oliverhoward 2 months ago

    Jesus wept.....
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    Must be so totally awkward for him...
  • MrWonderstuff 2 months ago

    oh lordy make it stop.
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    Why in the name of god am I sending this to a friend?
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    Ubibrow lol genius
  • getup2k 2 months ago

    looking forward to a youtube mashup of her faux pas
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    oh pleas stop wasting time with this games.
  • gaselite 2 months ago

    What's more inauthentic, a game set in Paris with English spoken in English accents or with English spoken in French accents? Just play it with the French voice-overs, duh
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    I want to play this steroid punching game
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Earn uplay points by sweating!
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    It's a Ubibrow
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    Did she just say 'they're gonna go hard'?
  • richielaa 2 months ago

    Punch asteroids? I'm in!
  • MrFlay 2 months ago

    They should put this guy in Ass Creed: Unity
  • harry_horse 2 months ago

    This dudes accent is why the people in unity have British accents.
  • ill00m 2 months ago

    Sacre beard!
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    "Punch a steroid" ?
  • JamieR 2 months ago

    you know he thinks fitness is boring just by looking at him
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    Gamification of exercise. good stuff
  • frunk 2 months ago

    Another game doomed to failure due to ditching Kinect!
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    "Punch steroids"!
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    That guy definitely does heroin and crack. Did they find him under the bridge?
  • Sir_Brightington_III 2 months ago

    Eyebrow maintenance must be boring to do as well
  • giarcresnlim 2 months ago

    ...and I'm done for the night (I'll catch the highlights tomorrow)
  • Supra_Hans 2 months ago

    Also - awesome monobrow!
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    This guy must be a EG employee. So fucking hipster.
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    Ive been waiting for this announcement all night.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    That unibrow though...
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    This is the exclusive?
  • shoneyul 2 months ago

    ANOTHER FITNESS GAME?~?!?!??!
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    A Kinect fitness game! Why has no-one done that before!
  • X201 2 months ago

    Behold THE MEGA BEARD!!!
  • XrodOne 2 months ago

    as gay males, what??
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    he has a fit chin
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    Noo UBi!... whyyyyyyyy
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    Who curated this presentation. Can I have that Hoffman ?
  • Supra_Hans 2 months ago

    man this sounds like what we've been waiting for
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Yes it is boring, so why are you here? Jesus
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Cheater, that beard hides extra chins
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    Cool beard bro!
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    Same goes for the Uncharted games, as well.
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 months ago

    Bed time
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    @YoshiMcTaggis
    are you a magician? XD
  • MrFlay 2 months ago

    Bring back soul-less, dead-eyed execs! This lady is more annoying.
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    AC Unity cool as hell. You heard it here.
  • win543 2 months ago

    zzz
  • harry_horse 2 months ago

    Please no
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Wait, what?
  • FogHeart 2 months ago

    And he is joined by his colleagues! Souffle, Croissant and Chocolat Mousse!
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Well, it definitely lookd more next gen than watch dogs
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    The world is impressive, but the gameplay needs some more work before I buy another Creed game. Unless the co-op is splitscreen.
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    Well, I'm impressed!

    /gets stoned by Eurogamer cynical crowd
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 months ago

    At least the co op looks fun. But i hope we can play with friends in the same platform, no dead island bullshit.
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Fitness Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    Combat seems to be alot easyier again.
    This is not good.
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    I'd probably be in love with the AC games if they took the combat system from the Arkham games
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    @bratsampson I know and I only played the first game for an hour. I was so bored that I never gave the series another chance. I have Assassin's 2 from GWG though, so I might try it this week.
  • DrW 2 months ago

    @gaselite you're not wrong.
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @YoshiMcTaggis how about coding it in Swift just to be even trendier
  • win543 2 months ago

    I recognise that rope he just walked across from AC2. So much for newness
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    I'm stoked for this. I fucking love AC.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    crowds look amazing...nice cutscene integration
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    Looks like the processing is finally matching what they have wanted to do with environments for years.
  • Cimeas 2 months ago

    Only so many times they can pull the ZOOM OUT TO MP trick
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @Toaster05 Now, if Connery would have done all the VO in AC Unity...
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Thats a lot of npcs.
    Will next elder scrolls have cities with that much population??
    (Faints)
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Seriously I could write a Python script that would design an Assassin's Creed game by now
  • oliverhoward 2 months ago

    Impressive amount of NPCs
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    Im still not convinced about the combat. I have always hated the combat in assassins creed games.
  • Supra_Hans 2 months ago

    There are a lot of British accents in Paris - this pretty much bears out my suspiscion that all French people are secretly English.
  • bratsampson 2 months ago

    @pacman8mychostkart Because so far all the gameplay shown looks almost identical to what they've put out every damn year for like 7 games.
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    If Sean Connery can be Russian and Spanish while sounding like a Scotsman I don't see why French people can't sound like the English.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    That's an impressive crowd.
  • Horatio123 2 months ago

    Never liked Ass Creed...Replaced fun with "realism"
  • gaselite 2 months ago

    god you lot are a bunch of moaning sooks
  • win543 2 months ago

    British accents? in france?
  • feistycheese 2 months ago

    Standard AC fare, and the main character seems a bit bland after Edward Kenway.
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Co-op idea is cool. I wonder how it works in reality.
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    Holy crap, that's a lot of people
  • gaselite 2 months ago

    gawjuss
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    It does look stunning, I'll give it that. No Alberta, but still.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Quite a lot more interior areas than before
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    How can a game look so lush, so beautiful but also seem so dull, so clinical, so moribund :/
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    Wow, nice internal environments.
  • vert1go 2 months ago

    @NoClipMode didn't realise your mum's latest one was out yet, thanks for the heads up. Heh heh. "Heads". "Up".
  • Kwel 2 months ago

    Also, is it just me or does this guy sound like Altaïr?
  • Ramza 2 months ago

    probably the game wont look that nice when it comes out or that place doesnt even exist in the game
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    oh man the to many symbols at once diseas
  • FogHeart 2 months ago

    Icons, icons, fkin icons everywhere.
  • prometheusnx 2 months ago

    fecking youtube....
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    So basically the guy straight up lied when he said they had fundamentally changed things.
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    @FatSternKikwi British voices are 'European' past, present and future for American audiences.
  • Markitron 2 months ago

    @TheLittlestHobo I loved WD too but AC4 is even better
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    brits used to be in france a lot in them days, sir.
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH THANKS MOVE ON
  • Markitron 2 months ago

    That's the XB1 version
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 months ago

    Why is he going through the building? Can't he just climb from the outside and get inside using a window?
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    @spongebob lets hope that story will be good enough that itll suck you in. Here we see events out of context
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    So we get to kill some more English, awesome! err.. I think.
  • Cimeas 2 months ago

    CROUCH!
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 months ago

    More blind, deaf and dumb AI
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    Markitron.. was tempted, but then watch dogs... love that game.
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    "I'm sorry, is that guy in black with you? His creeping around is very distracting."
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    Playing on an xbox one too
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    I want this game, I want to kill that fucker Danton myself.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Different life bars on enemies guys. Next gen
  • FatSternKikwi 2 months ago

    Why is everyone british in this?
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Visually really nice but gameplay looks a bit boring.
  • MrFlay 2 months ago

    Same old Ass Creed
  • Markitron 2 months ago

    I love AC but HOW have they not fixed the combat yet
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Stops swordplay to do some 90s white guy breakdancing,
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    Takes a shot to the chest, carries on. Well that's the 'realism' veneer on this one broken, then.
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 months ago

    shotgun blast too the chest...........tis but a flesh wound sire
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    Lovely graphics
  • Kwel 2 months ago

    Free running looks very pleasant
  • Billybob21 2 months ago

    He doesn't sound very French.
  • bratsampson 2 months ago

    So this is after the first 8 hours of introducing familiar concepts, right?
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @HyperShadow it would be much nicer if they overacted more
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Ooooh, RPG'sh side quests. Me like
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    "They are cramming in a hell of a lot of NPCs. We start off on a gargoyle atop a church, then rather than diving into hay we swoop down swinging from beam to beam."

    Are you watching the new Arkham game instead of this, Tom?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    The Reign of Terror had to happen, otherwise the Revolution would have failed I endorse Robspierre actions, the supreme being.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    that next gen sheen
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    4 is the one to get.
  • Horatio123 2 months ago

    Is that a PS4 Controller?
  • melnificent 2 months ago

    Clearly not enough crowd, I saw some floor there :p
  • win543 2 months ago

    Bit of frame stutter there.
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    Wat was the point of the CG trailer if theres gameplay demo?
  • HyperShadow 2 months ago

    I like these parts where they pretend to play the game live.
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Yeah it looks like Assassin's Creed
  • Markitron 2 months ago

    @TheLittlestHobo fix that, 4 is the best in years
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    "Protect civilians' yeah, there are only like 2 thousand of em, no prob
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    blend in by looking NOTHING LIKE ANYONE ELSE.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    Don't let Msoft use your game in its presser if you are just going to repeat it...So dull.
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    anyone with a tache like that needs to be stabbed
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    liked brotherhood, revelations and creed 3 SUCKDED! missed 4
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Alright. Nice to see some actual gameplay.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    @telboy, yeah, those interiors where pretty slick
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    It didn't look very fundamentally changed, you still run around in a costume and stab bad guys. And I'm guessing there are icons on the map you can remove.
  • mrcheesyelf 2 months ago

    He b3tter be good then
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    GERARD BUTLER! Oh, my mistake.
  • smenj 2 months ago

    Very little gameplay so far.
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 months ago

    @ziggy_played_guitar and capitalism too.
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    Oohh, gameplay, not bad
  • richielaa 2 months ago

    @Vice.Destroyer read my post again
  • bratsampson 2 months ago

    Yay, game!
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    These assassins outfits quickly approach final fantasy levels of audacity
  • bowman290 2 months ago

    great, four dull characters that wont get fleshed out
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    @kass I saw the MS one earlier which was
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    @x201 good point. Would love to see a jihad simulator 2014 game or something.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    (pun intended)
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    Vive Robspierre!
  • FluffyVonPuba 2 months ago

    @X201 Ground Zeroes?
  • XrodOne 2 months ago

    recent history? Lol
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    they should call it assassin creed bros.
  • Billybob21 2 months ago

    So does this mean that if I want to play on my own I'm screwed.
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    I'll wait for AC: '69 where I get to play a Viet-cong Assassin...
  • prometheusnx 2 months ago

    They better advance the modern day lore with AC: Unity.
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    I quite like the conceit of this game though. It's a very good time in history in which to set a AC game.
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Too bad you can't IGNORE some people who are commenting here (like ziggy_played_guitar)
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    French Revolution, birth of Marxism.
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    Left 4 ...Dead? no wait..
  • HyperShadow 2 months ago

    Assassins Creed: The Four Musketeers?
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 2 months ago

    THe Crew Beta website is borked...is that shit also powered on Uplay?
  • DrW 2 months ago

    I see Blur Studios had another bumper year.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    @telboy i agree but you do realize irs not gameplay?
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    CG, but bloody good CG.
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    If I wanted to see sub-par CGI I'd go watch a Dreamworks film
  • oliverhoward 2 months ago

    @MrFlay There was a gameplay trailer earlier in the day. Looked good.
  • Cimeas 2 months ago

    @spacemonkey77 Hardly. 1789 isn't the beginning of the 19th century- it's well over a decade before it.
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 months ago

    French revolution, birth of capitalism or am i wrong? Curious about how are they going to portray this. No left wing bullshit, plz
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    This Left 4 Creed stuff is so weird.
  • vert1go 2 months ago

    Every year, we tell them we don't want bloody CGI. Every year, they do it anyway.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    @mrflay they tried that with watch dogs at e3 2012, didnt turned out so well
  • X201 2 months ago

    Kill Frenchies.

    When will anyone have the balls to release a game where Americans are the out and out baddies?
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    how many man hours go into these dull fucking cg fests??????
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Here's how you do "cool" game trailer: lots of slo-mo footage, licensed song that is in contrast to the violent action on screen.
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    I really hope the Sony conference is the saviour.
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    fuck all you nay sayers, this looks fucking amazing
  • FogHeart 2 months ago

    Ah, Tears for Fears: All the cover versions of their songs are miserable affairs.
  • oliverhoward 2 months ago

    Yay, finally a historical game where the English aren't the bad guys! ;)
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    Tom, "Men in funny hats walking solemnly down corridors" should be the back-of-the-box blurb for this game.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    This guy looks alright. Too bad AC is being milked dry. I can't believe people don't cal Ubi on this bullshit. They're happy to whine about Halo and Mario, but Ubi gets a free card with their 8th AC in 2 years.
  • MrFlay 2 months ago

    Some gameplay would be nice
  • Vice.Destroyer 2 months ago

    @richielaa Like the people that made the game, you mean?
  • stanners987 2 months ago

    Can you warg into in eagle ?
  • HyperShadow 2 months ago

    A multitude of buildings with more than 2 floors: Instantly better than AC3
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 months ago

    CGI..here......there.......every
    where
  • Cimeas 2 months ago

    That's what I'm saying. It's like saying 1991 was the beginning of the 21st century.
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    These CG trailers are just a complete waste of time
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    Hey look, It's all that stuff that AC3 promised.
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    Cim got schooled
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    Were Tears for Fears around in 19th century france?
  • giarcresnlim 2 months ago

    @Heschka Perhaps they're using E3 as their "online portfolio" to get the job they really want... at Pixar
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    AC Revelations had the best E3 reveal music.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Ac trailers always have good music
  • X201 2 months ago

    Which one of you put Tears for Fears on at the wrong speed?
  • ozthegweat 2 months ago

    It's the Ninja Turtles of the Renaissance.
  • melnificent 2 months ago

    @jayc1 Worked for the other ones
  • GiarcYekrub 2 months ago

    I still haven't finished AC3 seriously losing interest in it as a series
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    The developers are wasting their time making these CG trailers, put the time into your game man.
  • FluffyVonPuba 2 months ago

    Revolution was hardly at the dawn of the 19th century. The 1st empire was.
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Asassin's Creed: It's in France now just buy it ok thx
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    "cimeas
    19 century:
    1800-1899
  • richielaa 2 months ago

    Bloody hell, they may be great story tellers visually but please, just hire people who know how to set the scene to introduce a game.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    New consoles are long overdue some good co op story campaign, so im pretty ok with this new ac
  • jayc1 2 months ago

    Poverty and hunger. Solution, lets stab people.
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 months ago

    Microsoft conference: gameplay
    Ubisoft's: CG
  • Cimeas 2 months ago

    HOW THE FUCK is 1789 the beginning of the 19th century?
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Guessing someone is going to get stabbed here
  • alexm 2 months ago

    It's Woy!
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    bored of creed... its all about watch dogs =)!!!
  • joeymoto108 2 months ago

    'Poverty and hungry'
    Someone's dying for a chip butty
  • andy10 2 months ago

    He comes with his own personal camera crew?
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    another cg trailer...
    OH
    MY
    GOD!
  • HyperShadow 2 months ago

    le Creed du l'Assassin
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    @noclip_mode

    Grow up
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Poverty and hungry hunger sounds seriously serious
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    Assassin's Creed! I cant remember the last time we had an Assassin's Creed game. Nintendo could seriously learn from Ubisoft and bring out some existing IPs once in a while..
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    Behold that man's hair!!!! Because he's worth it.
  • melnificent 2 months ago

    Ass Creed Unity.... I shall call it Assity :D
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    and the crews website has crashed.
  • bratsampson 2 months ago

    Now to see who you'll be following at exactly the right predescribed distance *this* year...
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Leather jacket and those shorts.. Fashion in 2014
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    the stab man sim continues
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    I really liked the look of this AC earlier
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    let's see what the last gen version is
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Didn't Microsoft already do this?
  • XrodOne 2 months ago

    Imagine if a dude said a female presenter said 'beta' really cute?? SHITSTORM!!!
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    She's tall without heels, Cim. The shoes are for show.
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    ass creed again
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    I see this getting delayed tbh...
  • Billybob21 2 months ago

    Holy shit a PC release.
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    rock n roll.
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    I kinda like her..
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    oh my god, those shorts. Fuck you twat, you're giving the game scene a bad image.
  • andy10 2 months ago

    I think he has a hairy face to make up for his baby smooth legs.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    HAha he high fives her like a child!
  • oliverhoward 2 months ago

    @YoshiMcTaggis Agreed - have some balls - who gives a flying fuck what the moronic masses *think* they want - make a game with some clarity of vision for once!
  • alexm 2 months ago

    He's dressed like he was doing a Skype interview
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    no thank you.
    not interesstet in the beta.
  • HyperShadow 2 months ago

    Well, the camera is focused on the top half of his outfit for the most part....
  • Martinfg 2 months ago

    AND NINTENDO¡
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @ziggy_played_guitar err.. what's your problem?
  • melnificent 2 months ago

    2 hour+ missions.... Parents need not apply then
  • alexm 2 months ago

    That's certainly a very next-gen outfit! Jesus wept.
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    He shit his pants JUST before he went on and had to wear the spare PE shorts
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    lol Yoshi yeah =)
  • giarcresnlim 2 months ago

    My eyes, MY EYES!
  • Cimeas 2 months ago

    How fucking tall is Aisha Tyler in heels?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    This guy is way too cool, looks like a nerd tryin too hard. Cunt.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    Did he think he was going to be giving his presentation sitting at a desk or something?
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @mkreku she also seems to be wearing heels
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Possible the guy is a hobbit
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    I want a developer to say "Yeah, fuck the community - they're complete morons. Leave it to us please."
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 months ago

    His dress shirt and jacket are pretty cool, but dem shorts...
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    Doesn't Canada have roads or just trees?
  • Vice.Destroyer 2 months ago

    2 hour+ missions? Please god, let there be save points. I can't play games for two hours at a time anymore.
  • Supra_Hans 2 months ago

    I drove that journey irl (although in reverse) it took fucking ages. Not likely to be that fun...
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    *mkreku
    look at her shoes.
  • XrodOne 2 months ago

    I see ubisoft are attempting to appease the PC brigade, ha
  • Billybob21 2 months ago

    Miami to LA via New York?!
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    The man wears a leather jacket and cargo shorts. I can't take him seriously.
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    these conferences make my toes curl. I don't know why i watch em.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    we need minature Yves
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 months ago

    What's wrong with his shorts? i don't trust this guy...
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    I thought Ubisoft was French. Motherfuckers are more american that Microsoft.
  • richielaa 2 months ago

    He knows he has shorts on, right?
  • harry_horse 2 months ago

    Why does a tall lady need to wear high heels?
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    very casual wear...
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    Damn that girl is tall
  • feistycheese 2 months ago

    Looked boring.
  • bowman290 2 months ago

    Scunthorpe?
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    imagine this in the UK, John O'Groats to Lands End, all the shitty boring places in between. Be epic.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    My crew will go to prom, and DANCE!
  • Guy.J. 2 months ago

    The whole of the US? This... can't be right. What's the catch?
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    They should bring that game out with the M25 as a focus.
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Oh man make an effort guy
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    I really love the trailer. So calm. Hopefully the gameplay is as good as the looks.
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    I am not watching for bretty trailers: I wanna see real gameplay
  • Martinfg 2 months ago

    Everyone knows America is just one straight highway.
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    Southend, thats where my crew will go!
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    last hope: sony conference
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Why not coast to coast in Eurasia? Vladivostok-Lisbon
  • mornegroth 2 months ago

    The Crew: Gameplay will be so boring that we needed to fast forward it for you.
  • X201 2 months ago

    Landscape show reel No.1
  • bratsampson 2 months ago

    You know, most of the USA is pretty damn dull to drive through ;)
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Do these lot never turn a corner
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    Spoiler isnt big enough
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    I hope there's some petrol stations along the way...
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    No other roads on earth than the U.S, Ubisoft.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    Didn't Pilotwings 64 do America coast-to-coast without one single loading. Hardly next gen. ;)
  • Canyarion 2 months ago

    Mario Kart has slomo, The Crew has FFWD!
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Thank you ubisoft, i love when trailers tell me shit about actual gameplay
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Woohoo! Only gameplay footage!
  • andy10 2 months ago

    Why do they have to put The Crew straight after The Division? I get those games confused enough as it is.
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    I still like snow
  • richielaa 2 months ago

    Holy shit!! It's game play Batman.
  • harry_horse 2 months ago

    @bratsampson I lol'd
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    E3 2014: E3 2013 part II
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    The Crew, that's more like it, twats.
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    "without one single loading.." loading WHAT?
  • wogsy81 2 months ago

    "without one single loading"
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Cool, but wayyyy too serious. If Division was a movie it'd be laughed at.
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    I'm yet to be disappointed by the TC series of games.
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    I thought The Crew was cancelled
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    oh god this fucking rendering trailers.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    I really liked the trailer, but it doesn't fit with the gameplay we saw at the MS conference.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    Wow, I made the mistake of reading the comments at Gamespot.

    Do they even have mods I wonder...
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Car Sounds: The Game
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    what a cuntish music.
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    Alberta to this, what a transition.
  • Martinfg 2 months ago

    Well, at least it doesn´t have crappy scripted dialogue...
  • bratsampson 2 months ago

    Pyro walks in 'Hmmph mh, mphh?'*

    *What's up guys

    *they all dance*
  • X201 2 months ago

    Good trailer
  • Horatio123 2 months ago

    This is more stuttery than an epileptic playing just dance.
  • Billybob21 2 months ago

    Well, that was cheery.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    It looks like day Z by michael bay
  • FluffyVonPuba 2 months ago

    That's a pretty cool trailer actually.
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Of course, after unity comes shooting dudes in gas masks
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    I like snow
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Last shot of trailer - dying baby hugging his dead puppy
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Game and trailer for everyone who survived 9/11 :)
  • mornegroth 2 months ago

    I wonder what will this game be about? A narrative with strong theme about epidemics, maybe family, and survival?
    Nope, it's about shooting people.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    Shit game. Killing muslims and communists, I bet. That sad, dead fuck only cares about destroying minorities.
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    You want happy Tel, play Just Dance. lol
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    i'd laugh if it was a glitch that the models aren't displaying rather than it being an artistic choice!
  • Samael_Blackwing 2 months ago

    Can we perform the thriller dance in this Tom Calancy game?
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    And then they ALL DANCE!
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Do we really need to document this? I mean, the implications of what happened were already pretty obvious, and it's not as if a breakdown of society following a caatstrophic pandemic is a completely unheard of concept
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    Don't worry, we get to shot the shit out of things and everything will be ok.
  • kraajkase 2 months ago

    cool timelapse :D
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Feel good game of the year!
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    YAY! HAPPY GAME!
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    Sweet.

    They did dance. A dance with death.
  • Horatio123 2 months ago

    @bowman290 I 'VIL NOT BE ANYTHING BUT SERIOUS, I 'VIL NOT ALLOW IT!! I DO NOT FEEL HAPPINESS, OR FEAR, OR PAIN.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    LOL nice change of atmosphere after just dance
  • joeymoto108 2 months ago

    Well fuck me this trailer isn't depressing at all after Just Dance
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 months ago

    *family members die*
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Oh my god anothergritty sounding dude
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    This is taking itself too seriously, from the video's the combat get's a bit too RPG-ey to be realistic. Destiny deals with it better due to the fantasy setting.
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    Those people in apocalypse ridden New York should just have a wee dance like Alberta. Cheer them up no end.
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    He looks like one of the German types who is trying to find someone on the internet to eat.
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 months ago

    That serious face
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Tom Clancy's Gruffman Shooter 2
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    @x201 not 2012?
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    TRAINED IN SECRET
    EMBEDDED IN SOCIETY

    Who greenlit this guy's lines? It's like the tagline for the worst 80s b movie
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    Hey, have more of The Division...Why show in one press conference what you can show in two?
  • bowman290 2 months ago

    This guy is super serial
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    "serious face"
  • Billybob21 2 months ago

    This man is very menacing.
  • mkreku 2 months ago

    "Trained in fffecret.."
  • Martinfg 2 months ago

    This guy is serious.
  • richielaa 2 months ago

    He's fun!
  • FogHeart 2 months ago

    When are they going to release a dance game for the likes of me? 'Just Wish I Had a Sense of Rhythmn' or maybe 'Just Nod Along While Staying Close to the Bar'.
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    "I have no idea what to do whith my hands"
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @Pacman8MyGhostkart Too young for what?
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    Guys that look and sound like this need Tyler to balance them out.
  • kraajkase 2 months ago

    buffering...
  • X201 2 months ago

    @harry_horse throat stabs are so 2013
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    The Division. Fascist gaming at its best.
  • DrW 2 months ago

    Aw, the journos in the audience didn't jump up and dance.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    2015 :/
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    More dancing games!
  • SmellyCandle42 2 months ago

    Well, at least she didn't say Tom Calancy.
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    Any1 staying up for the PS conference?
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    I must be getting old, all those girls looked far too young.
  • Heschka 2 months ago

    oh my god why does company not learning.
    everyear the same shit with fake performance.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    Making jokes with million of dead people in NY. Classy.
  • shoneyul 2 months ago

    is she like EVER funny?
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Oh good a Tom Clancy game.... urgh
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    Nice one Bert!
  • harry_horse 2 months ago

    Not enough face stabbing for the euro gamer crowd?
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 months ago

    That was fake as hell, look at the grils reaction. lmao
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    Alberta forever.
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    Simulated human wins!
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @kassmageant That's what you think. These conferences are for the whole industry. Only the nerds outside industry watch them.
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Smooth segue
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    @ja ieR heard about booze?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    Alberta! Fuck you!
  • paulboy81 2 months ago

    Oh dear titty f**king christ!
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    This isn't my thing, but it looks pretty cool. If you like that sort of thing.

    GIVE IT UP FOR ALBERTA!
  • Samael_Blackwing 2 months ago

    Some cute dancers!
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Yeah Alberta woooo!!! BANG
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    I don't think they're gonna stop!
  • feistycheese 2 months ago

    Excellent time for my stream to cut out.

    Dancing my way to the kitchen make a brew.
  • X201 2 months ago

    errr. won't real people be dancing with one arm static so they can see the next move?
  • FluffyVonPuba 2 months ago

    Ubisoft never disappoints.
  • bratsampson 2 months ago

    This... gets better, right?
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 months ago

    please make it stahpppp
  • Arsecake_Baker 2 months ago

    Now this is awkward!
  • JamieR 2 months ago

    I'm too socially awkward for this stuff.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    @spongebob - just look at this,look at whats going on. Does that belong on the same stage where we got witcher?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    This looks really lame. Fuck. Sake.
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    U fucking kidding me?
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    That said.... green top.
  • stanners987 2 months ago

    Fuck the fuck off !!!!!!!!!
  • Supra_Hans 2 months ago

    This is what we all stayed up for right guys!!! just dance on your phone!!!
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    Who the hell wants to do this? Like life is one big constant bollywood movie or something.
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Someone on Tumblr is going to have a field day making gifs of this
  • kraajkase 2 months ago

    *facepalm*
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    Totally staged dancing. They all looked like professional dancers the second they walked on stage in 'street clothes' grinning at each other. It's a cool idea, but I bet it's not working yet
  • DigitalSquibs 2 months ago

    dance games...are stupid.
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    This is awesome.
  • BradlayLaw 2 months ago

    Why do they ever think this kind of thing is a good idea?
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @ziggy_played_guitar Go play the game, then. This is the Ubi conference
  • frunk 2 months ago

    One for Ellie methinks... Singstar... yes... this... no...
  • joeymoto108 2 months ago

    Why are Ubisoft presentations always so weird?
  • TheChieftian 2 months ago

    Wow, so now we don't need a game console to dance. Will the wonders never cease.
  • alexm 2 months ago

    Why is the talking man not dancing if it's for everyone :(
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    Come back Microsoft, all is forgiven.
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 months ago

    i cant watch
  • giarcresnlim 2 months ago

    yeah, cos that's not choreographed...
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    This is the worst thing I've ever seen

    Like ever
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    @spongebob nerds
  • VespineOracle 2 months ago

    How many people can play Just Dance at the same time before the universe with implode?
  • shoneyul 2 months ago

    jesus christ i cannot believe they still show this shit at e3
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    yeah, someone dance on stage. u know u wanna.
  • X201 2 months ago

    Look... lots of out of work actors.
  • jayc1 2 months ago

    lmao
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 months ago

    cheeeeeeeeeeeese
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    I retract my previous statement, THIS is the least interesting thing I've seen all night. Yes, let me dance with my PHONE. I thought we were done with this smartphone tablet integration stupidity after last year
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 months ago

    dont dance
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    People do not want to watch Just Dance at an E3 conference!!!
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    I just bought Wolfenstein: The New Order, through Xbox's One Store.
    To celebrate the amazing Microsoft presentation. Well done Phil. You rocked. Platinum, Halo Collection, Crackdown, Sunset Overdrive. Good time to be a boner.
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 months ago

    Nooooooooo
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 months ago

    Please god no, make it stop
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    So,sony had good idea huh?
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Apps @ E3. It's the future.
  • richielaa 2 months ago

    You're pissing me if the audience are real gamers, applauding and cheering Just Dance?
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Soo they've made this "amazing" technology to make a.... (presumably) F2P Just Dance game
  • FatSternKikwi 2 months ago

    zzzzzzzz
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    Please no! Not an awkward white guy trying to dance.
  • Billybob21 2 months ago

    There's more?
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    Self-deprecating humor [x]
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @kassmageant Exactly what is this target market for E3 in your opinion?
  • giarcresnlim 2 months ago

    I've got the volume turned down - makes it a bit more... palatable
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 months ago

    will we see Rocksmith 2015?
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    This might be the least interesting thing I've seen all night. Including Madden 2015.
  • pigwhistler 2 months ago

    pass me my shiniest revolver
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    I dont mind this thing existence, but it should not be at e3. Target market doesnt watch that
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    You lot are a cynical bunch of basts, believe it or not there is a market for gash like this.
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 months ago

    And the internet goes to make a tea
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    Cool track.
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    I hope you can dance along to the haunting Ubisoft music at the beginning of the broadcast...
  • Markitron 2 months ago

    I wish this fucking song was a person so I could stab it
  • giarcresnlim 2 months ago

    @b1000 I'm thinking the same thing
  • -cerberus- 2 months ago

    I Aisha Tyler!
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Just watch the 24hr music video of Happy on Youtube and you're ready to retire.
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    I'm thinking they don't have much to show seeing as we're ten minutes in and have only seen 2 games
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    I do love this song though...
  • prometheusnx 2 months ago

    Just Dance? Time for a dump..
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    Its cheese but it sells.
  • X201 2 months ago

    These are not real people
  • VespineOracle 2 months ago

    jesus if they follow just dance with some kind of raving rabbids game I'm going to bed
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    frickin hate this song...
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 months ago

    just dance bigger than farcry.....cheers gamers
  • b1000 2 months ago

    Fucking hell, that annoying bird from last year. I'm off to bed
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    I'm more likely to perform a circumcision than play a fucking dancing game.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    Just Dance! Better with the Move.
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Im actually glad theyre showind just dance - i can go for smoke
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    ....... Just Dance
  • bratsampson 2 months ago

    *big
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    You want Dance? 'Cause thats how you get Dan?e
  • bratsampson 2 months ago

    Start bog, go bigger... Just Dance!
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 months ago

    Just get on and show me what's going to be downgraded already.
  • Zealuu2 2 months ago

    She's following a script laid out in detail by the marketing department, calling for awkwardness, edgy swearing, geeky references, and so on.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    @Sammoore like a small girl in a playground
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    All that build up for Just dance HAHAHAHA
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    Haha, I typed 'Lara'. One too many Amerettos methinks.
  • WrongShui 2 months ago

    LANA!

    Has she got a lisp?
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Hella fucking smoky, bitch!
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    wow... i never expected this much cursing...
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    At this point ubisoft should totally do archer game
  • Sammoore 2 months ago

    Anyone else getting skipping?
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    She been drinking before she got on stage?
  • kamps09 2 months ago

    :)
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    "It is prerendered'
  • bratsampson 2 months ago

    *danger zone*
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Shut up and show me some bloody games you imbecile
  • joeymoto108 2 months ago

    I feel like I'm on the school playground, swearing doesn't make you cool, muppets.
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 months ago

    Fuckety fuck fuck. Shit.
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Wahey! Next-gen starts for me when November and Far Cry 4 comes.
  • Razzajazz 2 months ago

    Lana, Lana, Lana...... LANAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    Wat they showing that will be bigger than FC4?
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    Wow, it's a bit blue with Ubi tonight!
  • giarcresnlim 2 months ago

    Didn't she (us) have enough last year?
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    They have some dirt on her?
  • stanners987 2 months ago

    She did a swear, the potty mouth...
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    aisha tyler Is back!
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    damn straight, that guy can sugar talk me to sleep anyday.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    Lara!
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    So what, ubi imprisoned her?
  • Billybob21 2 months ago

    She's annoying me already.
  • harry_horse 2 months ago

    The best voice in games
  • feistycheese 2 months ago

    Aisha! :Drool:
  • Zizoo 2 months ago

    SWEARING IS COOL!
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    LOL
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    Oh yeah it's Aisha Tyler again :)
  • avluis 2 months ago

    She is BACK!
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    Ok more swearing. Getting childish now Oobisoft.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    Xbox One exclusive please!
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    @TheChieftian Haha!
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 months ago

    @Horatio123 You do realise that due to colonialism there are loads of asian/black/hispanic people who speak English with an "English accent"?
  • kassmageant 2 months ago

    Umm.... Not super impressed.

    Lot of ubi workers in crowd
  • telboy007 2 months ago

    wow... thats a deep voice
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    HE DONE A SWEAR
  • prometheusnx 2 months ago

    Far cry - yawn...
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @Horatio123 Because he's an intelligent baddie, yet a psychopath
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    We need a game with monkeys in space. lol
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    Because it's Benedict Wong, born in Manchester.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    I was gripped, until I saw my character's dorky face.
  • TheChieftian 2 months ago

    Neck stabbing? What is this, E3 2012?
  • Zizoo 2 months ago

    Hey guys. We are all friends now hey?

    Facebook?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 months ago

    what's this shit ?!
  • Supra_Hans 2 months ago

    accent doesn't quite fit...
  • Horatio123 2 months ago

    Oh look, the baddy has an english accent, despite being Asian....Why does the baddy ALWAYS have an English accent.
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    When's the dead smoking monkey getting a spin off?
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    Let's play street countdown!!!
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Stop the Vaas?
  • Zizoo 2 months ago

    He needs to lay off the plastic surgery.
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    That voice... It's Benedict Wong I think.
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 months ago

    "Goddamn I'm so friggin' evil"
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @Haq-1 please translate
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    The monkey bought the farm!!!! Brutal
  • Lemming81 2 months ago

    Wake me if they announce the death of Uplay.
  • Billybob21 2 months ago

    That poor monkey!
  • Haq-1 2 months ago

    As a pakistani i know everything there saying haha
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    thought that monkey was smoking a fag for a minute there.
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Far Cry 4. THANK YOU!
  • Horatio123 2 months ago

    They aren't bracelets mate
  • bmg123 2 months ago

    Whats with all the light up wristbands this year?
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    Coke!!! snniiiiiiffff
  • vert1go 2 months ago

    Another AC, we already saw. The Division which we already saw. Another Far Cry... nope, can't be arsed with this after all.
  • harry_horse 2 months ago

    What's up with the light up bracelets
  • Zizoo 2 months ago

    Aww, missed the music. Any idea what it was?
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    Microsoft are in last place so far for my money. I can't see Sony outdoing them in the lame-o department.
  • Samael_Blackwing 2 months ago

    Use uplaylounge... lol. Great music, though - reminds me of child of light!
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Far Cry 4, just show a lot of that.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    Ubisoft +1, simply for the music. Already tied with EA in my personal tally.
  • Bertie 2 months ago

    Those Rabbids!
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    More of the Division and AC Unity.
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    @oliverhoward I did.
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    yessss....it's back. Makes me think I am in a cool little chic french cafe this music (not)
  • FatSternKikwi 2 months ago

    no don't start just keep the music going!
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    This music reminds me of The Saboteur for some reason.
  • oliverhoward 2 months ago

    Who told Ubisoft that anyone, anywhere though the raving rabbits were funny??
  • JamieR 2 months ago

    Despicable me completely ripped off these guys
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    I'm not sure we ever need another Rabbids game, but I'm totally on board with Ubi using them as mascots. It feels very appropriate.
  • JamesBrophy 2 months ago

    GOAT!
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    hurry up, ubisoft
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    Haha! I saw the switch coming, the announcers voice was off.
  • kamps09 2 months ago

    Nice opening!
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 months ago

    Lamest hobby? Not at all. It takes a lot of skill to make something that doesn't exist (let alone a game. Most of the best cosplayers make their own outfits. That is not to be taken lightly.

    How many models can make their own clothes? Do tell.
  • FatSternKikwi 2 months ago

    I feel safer already
  • Horatio123 2 months ago

    Hopefully they will announce Uplay is being canned.
  • Toaster05 2 months ago

    Here we go again!!! the E3 merry-go-round.
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    where can I buy this fine musical ditty as a single?
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    Best music of the night goes to, Ubisoft.
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    that tune is epic.
  • VespineOracle 2 months ago

    Thank fuck
  • Guy.J. 2 months ago

    @kristaylor
    Nope, no VR.
  • ShiftBreaker 2 months ago

  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    Cosplay really is the worlds lamest hobby.
  • haritori 2 months ago

    Rayman Legends Sequel would be niceeee.....
  • kalinichenko 2 months ago

    Blood Dragon:Assassins Creed Edition please
  • TheChieftian 2 months ago

    BG&E2 and From Dust 2 please.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    I'm having Gamescom flashbacks. :)
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    Community Manager, wasn't it.
  • joydivision84 2 months ago

    fuck is this guy?
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    Aaaaand... we have pre-show.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    Someone on another site made reference to Beyond Good and Evil 2. My 'Hype' level just shot through the roof. Ancel will have negotiated pretty hard during the Rayman Legends fiasco.
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    @spongebob Another hour
  • kraajkase 2 months ago

    one more hour mate ;)
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Shouldn't it be on now? Argh... Or one more hour?
  • kristaylor 2 months ago

    Ok I missed a bit of the ms show, no vr announcement from them then?
  • Sammoore 2 months ago

    Do we know what the team behind blood dragon are doing now?
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    As for Ubisoft, they're clearly going to have a secret new game to reveal at the end. The Watchdogs and Division publicity was massive. My question is, will it be another new IP third-person open worldy game, or something actually new?
  • Pandy 2 months ago

    @Bill_P lol
    Seriously though, that was the highlight of the EA show.
  • feistycheese 2 months ago

    @Hieronymus

    Ha, very good read, glad im not the only one thinking that way!
  • Hieronymus 2 months ago

    @feistycheese You might enjoy this review for the Ubisoft Game: http://games.on.net/2014/06/ubis
    oft-game-the-review/
  • feistycheese 2 months ago

    I predict lots of games with controlled areas that need to be unlocked to show the various points of interest on your map, 1000's of meaningless collectibles, shit load of repetitive side quests and each title having their own mobile companion app.

    Though to be fair Child of Light was a breath of fresh air from Ubi.
  • Hieronymus 2 months ago

    Wonder if we get to see what AC: Comet is all about.

    If the rumours are to be believed, we might be seeing the Roman Empire.

    That said it was also rumoured to be last gen only so that would suck donkeyballs
  • jetsetwillie 2 months ago

    @bill_p

    they still get the benefit of the doubt in my book.
  • Bill_P 2 months ago

    @spongebob What Criterion announcement? That they lost most of their team and office equipment, and now spend their time drowning their sorrows in the pub and talking about how great it would be to have a jet-ski crash into a helicopter?
  • -cerberus- 2 months ago

    Blood Dragon 2, please.
  • weebl 2 months ago

    After Watch_Dogs, Ubisoft can go f*ck themselves.
  • AlphaCookie 2 months ago

    Really dieing to see Far Cry 4.
  • Sidequest 2 months ago

    @Cimeas it looked like they added a few different transition moves, but the rest was same old same old.
  • valentynlyevyentsov 2 months ago

    @Cimeas Yup. :( It's the same.
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    I was happy with the new Criterion announcement and Sims 4.
  • Cimeas 2 months ago

    I was hyped for AC5 after the leaks said they were redoing climbing/combat, but the footage at Xbox made it look the same as it always has.
  • valentynlyevyentsov 2 months ago

    EA's Conference was underwhelming... Aside from Mirror's Edge and Mass Effect 4 of course.
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Far Cry 4!
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    "Sony's conference this year starts at - thanks Sony - 2am UK time (3am for you poor people on CEST) on Tuesday 10th June."
  • spongebob 2 months ago

    Yo. I'm already here!
  • Sidequest 2 months ago

    @PixelEdged 11pm sir
  • PixelEdged 2 months ago

    When is Sony's UK time?

Our live coverage has now ended. Here's what you missed: Updating...

22:40 By Tom Bramwell

Here we go then! Ubisoft's pre-show should start right about now, with the main conference at 11pm BST. And here we go...

22:41 By Tom Bramwell

So far the pre-show involves a man with a nice scarf waving his arms at the camera.

22:46 By Tom Bramwell

The Ubi pre-show kicked off with a video montage recapping the last year of events. Now we're seeing the Uplay lounge at the Standard hotel in LA. Which is nice if you're in LA, I suppose?

22:46 By Tom Bramwell

We get to play Mario Kart 8 between these conferences though, so I am hardly complaining.

22:47 By Tom Bramwell

Now we're seeing some user-generated video about Ubisoft games. It's quite good actually!

22:49 By Tom Bramwell

Now we're getting some testimonials from Ubisoft studios around the world about what inspires them. This will probably last a while given that every second building in the world is now a Ubisoft studio.

22:51 By Tom Bramwell

That's it for the pre-show apparently! Not much happened there although it was quite sweet. Show itself begins in around nine minutes.

23:00 By Tom Bramwell

It's go time.

23:01 By Tom Bramwell

Looks like we're starting with Far Cry 4.

23:02 By Tom Bramwell

We're in a bus of some sort with the Himalayas in the background. A man asks to see your passport. He stuffs a bank note in it and tells you he'll do the talking.

23:02 By Tom Bramwell

The bus stops at some sort of checkpoint - men with AKs are outside. "Kyrat border", says the sign.

23:03 By Tom Bramwell

Shootout! Some of your friends in the bus are toast. There's lead flying everywhere. You get out and get captured by the border guards as a chopper lands.

23:03 By Tom Bramwell

Who's this stepping out of the chopper? Looks like the bad guy from the artwork.

23:04 By Tom Bramwell

"I distinctly remember saying 'stop the bus'," he says. "Not shoot the bus."

23:04 By Tom Bramwell

He stabs the border guard in the neck and falls on top of him stabbing away.

23:05 By Tom Bramwell

He looks to you. "We have a party waiting for you," he sees, happy to see you in a sinister way.

23:06 By Tom Bramwell

Now he's taking a selfie of you and him. His guys set fire to the bus. We're off on a "grand adventure", he says. Fade to black.

23:07 By Tom Bramwell

It's Dan Hay, creative director of Far Cry 4. He's saying that on 18th November they're going to put you on a bus to the Himalayas, give you a fake passport, a gun and a bit of cash, "and then you're f***ed."

23:07 By Tom Bramwell

Dan Hay takes the applause for the trailer. He says to expect an announcement today, then hands over to Aisha Tyler.

23:08 By Tom Bramwell

"Someone asked me recently why I keep doing these pressers when the internet is so full of bulls***? It's because I love video games."

23:09 By Tom Bramwell

Aisha's promising excitement and all sorts of other stuff.

23:09 By Tom Bramwell

She says she was "incredibly stoked" to appear in Watch Dogs, by the way.

23:09 By Tom Bramwell

Let's take a look at Just Dance 2015 then.

23:10 By Tom Bramwell

Updated track list with Pharrell Williams and Ellie Goulding among others.

23:10 By Tom Bramwell

Roll VT. People are dancing.

23:11 By Tom Bramwell

Apparently you can clap along if that's what you want to do.

23:11 By Tom Bramwell

Coming this October.

23:12 By Tom Bramwell

Oh, that's not it for Just Dance 2015. Producer Jason Altman is here to show us Just Dance Now. "All you need is a smartphone and an internet-connected big screen like a tablet, a PC or an internet-connected TV."

23:13 By Tom Bramwell

Basically everyone can always dance forever in all contexts ever.

23:16 By Tom Bramwell

That song about clapping was quite catchy. I'm surprised you don't hear it more often.

23:16 By Tom Bramwell

Right, over to The Division.

23:17 By Tom Bramwell

Petter Mannerfelt from Massive is on stage, reminding us that as a member of the Division you're a civilian agent who needs to discover the origin of the pandemic and take back New York.

23:18 By Tom Bramwell

We're getting a trailer showing a time-lapse of New York in The Division, gradually becoming covered in snow as someone sings Silent Night and breaks into weeping.

23:18 By Tom Bramwell

Which is a nice emotional counterpoint to Just Dance if nothing else.

23:19 By Tom Bramwell

The timelapse goes inside a New York home and shows the gradual accumulation of society falling apart - boards nailed over doors, blood on the wall etc - then back out onto the street where things get worse by the day.

23:21 By Tom Bramwell

Now it's showing us the rise of the Division's agents, who the grim VO intones will put the pieces of society back together.

23:21 By Tom Bramwell

And here are some dudes in nasty outfits jumping off a bin lorry with flamethrowers.

23:21 By Tom Bramwell

Probably not friendly.

23:21 By Tom Bramwell

On a day of good CG, that was some more good CG.

23:22 By Tom Bramwell

Right, onto The Crew.

23:23 By Tom Bramwell

From Division's time-lapse to sped up footage of a journey from Miami to LA.

23:24 By Tom Bramwell

There's city bits, country bits, bridge bits, desert bits, snowy bits. All sorts of bits.

23:25 By Tom Bramwell

The scenery is gorgeous and the map's enormous, says Aisha, but it's what you get to do that counts.

23:25 By Tom Bramwell

The game's creative director Julian Gerighty is on stage talking it all up. "We've been striving to put the gamers at the heart of our expedopdwsfjhklfds;klfdj

Pandy says:

Did he think he was going to be giving his presentation sitting at a desk or something?

23:27 By Tom Bramwell

For everyone who isn't at E3, the closed beta is opening 27th July. Register at thecrewgame.com/beta.

23:28 By Tom Bramwell

The Crew is out 11th November on PS4, Xbox One and PC.

23:28 By Tom Bramwell

Time for Assassin's Creed Unity!

23:29 By Tom Bramwell

Alex Amancio from Ubi Montreal is setting the scene. "It is the dawn of the 19th century."

23:30 By Tom Bramwell

Trailer time! An eagle swoops over Revolutionary Paris through the towers of Notre Dame and towards the Bastille.

23:30 By Tom Bramwell

Over peasants fighting soldiers. Men with muskets firing into crowds. Men in funny hats walking solemnly down corridors.

23:31 By Tom Bramwell

Four assassins square up and look out over the city, then prance around on rooftops as people wield pitchforks and run down the barrel of the soldiers' guns on the streets below.

23:31 By Tom Bramwell

Looks like one of the assassins had a new hidden crossbow weapon.

23:32 By Tom Bramwell

Two of the assassins stand facing a French nobleman who is threatening to light a fuse. Two more swoop down and incapacitate his guards and extinguish his wick. Peasants burst in.

23:32 By Tom Bramwell

Unity is out on 28th October 2014.

23:33 By Tom Bramwell

We're going to get a live demo of how the game systems work in the open world too.

23:34 By Tom Bramwell

They are cramming in a hell of a lot of NPCs. We start off on a gargoyle atop a church, then rather than diving into hay we swoop down swinging from beam to beam.

23:35 By Tom Bramwell

Ah there's a catch-the-thief mini mission. Can't be bothered to tackle him though, so we get distracted by a little "Murder Mystery" side quest.

23:36 By Tom Bramwell

We're now in a fairly standard fight on a street, countering and hacking away.

23:36 By Tom Bramwell

Eagle Vision shows us the location of loot and enemies, bringing us closer to our target.

23:37 By Tom Bramwell

Working through a building now, sneaking behind low walls to avoid detection until we reach our target upstairs.

23:38 By Tom Bramwell

Here we go, over the rooftops. Icons for stuff are now dotted all over your vision, so you're not diving into the map presumably.

23:38 By Tom Bramwell

More prompts for side content - Brotherhood missions.

23:39 By Tom Bramwell

Traversal and combat doesn't look that different, although there are tweaks, more NPCs and moving from outdoor to seamless indoor areas is a bit more next-gen.

23:40 By Tom Bramwell

We're now on a rooftop overlooking our target, who is overseeing executions, one of which we get to see take place as we creep around.

23:40 By Tom Bramwell

And in classic AC fashion, we hop down onto the top of the guillotine, then dive bomb the target with a hidden blade.

23:41 By Tom Bramwell

Amancio says that's only a glimpse of the systemic open world, with much more to see on the show floor.

23:42 By Tom Bramwell

AC's over, so let's check out Shape Up, a new fitness game.

23:42 By Tom Bramwell

"Fitness is boring," says Charles Huteau, the game's creative director.

23:43 By Tom Bramwell

The game turns fitness activities into mini-games. This one is called Piano Step.

23:44 By Tom Bramwell

You see yourself on screen and have to beat-match stepping on piano keys in time to music.

23:47 By Tom Bramwell

Now they're doing a Ubisoft San Fran vs Ubisoft France fitness face-off.

23:47 By Tom Bramwell

It's a push-up competition.

23:48 By Tom Bramwell

Ubisoft San Fran won! So hopefully that's it for Shape Up.

23:49 By Tom Bramwell

Here's a look at Valiant Hearts: The Great War.

23:50 By Tom Bramwell

This is Ubisoft Montpelier's game about four strangers travelling through World War 1 with their dog. It's a puzzle adventure with beautiful artwork.

23:52 By Tom Bramwell

If you liked the look of that, Valiant Hearts is out later this month on 25th June.

23:52 By Tom Bramwell

Yves Guillemot is on stage to help close out the conference.

23:53 By Tom Bramwell

He says thank you to everyone at the conference and watching online. "We love you very much." Aw.

23:53 By Tom Bramwell

"I would also like to show you one more game."

23:54 By Tom Bramwell

"The following sequence is pre-alpha footage captured from a multiplayer match."

23:54 By Tom Bramwell

Looks like Rainbow Six.

23:55 By Tom Bramwell

Guys inside a house are barricading windows - we're watching through a spy cam, which the guys inside then shoot out.

23:55 By Tom Bramwell

We're dropping in from a helicopter onto the roof. There are five in the squad armed with a mixture of cop weapons - shotguns, riot shield etc.

23:55 By Tom Bramwell

We're ziplining down the side of the house, planting a shape charge.

23:56 By Tom Bramwell

Blow a hole in the wall and bust in with the zip line, taking out one bad guy. The team secures the hostage inside but come under fire from elsewhere in the house.

23:56 By Tom Bramwell

The scenery is all destructible - the interior wall looks like Swiss cheese as the firefight unfolds.

23:58 By Tom Bramwell

This is sort of what I thought Hardline would be like based on EA's description.

23:58 By Tom Bramwell

They have drones, riot shields and other gadgets. It's very quiet, close quarters, fighting over a hostage and working out breach plans.

23:58 By Tom Bramwell

Blowing doors in walls and floors to assault enemy positions.

23:59 By Tom Bramwell

It's now three vs one with the cops in control of the hostage.

23:59 By Tom Bramwell

Uh oh, he comes outta nowhere. Down to two.

00:00 By Tom Bramwell

Hostage injured! Coming under heavy fire from downstairs as the remaining cops move through the upstairs. Cut to black.

00:00 By Tom Bramwell

Rainbow Six: Siege.

00:01 By Tom Bramwell

Aisha's back. "THIS IS UBISOFT! YOU KNOW THE DEAL!"

00:01 By Tom Bramwell

And we're out! Hope you enjoyed that. We'll be back at 2am BST for Sony...