Ubisoft's E3 conference Finished

Ubisoft's E3 conference is over - we got to check out a live demo of Assassin's Creed Unity, the first few minutes of Far Cry 4 and the big surprise at the end, a multiplayer game of Rainbow Six: Siege.

Our live text archive is below, and check out our E3 2014 guide for an overview of the whole show.

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  • DreadedWalrus 10 months ago

    Hooray, NoClipMode is banned!
  • pRiM8 10 months ago

    @phenom_x8 Yeah we probably have COD to thank for FPS games leaning more towards action rather than tactics these days.
  • Esppiral 10 months ago

    ScriptSoft
  • phenom_x8 10 months ago

    @prim8,Yepp, Its too much actiony than SWAT 4 I guess, need more careful plan and coordinated action. just hope there's another game like 2004- 2005.They can make it a decade ago, why not now? :(
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    Siege looks cool. needs more BG and E though.
  • Ramza 10 months ago

    if R6 doesnt have Lan then no thx
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    Ooh... R6 has single player!
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    Mega Beard! :D
  • X201 10 months ago

    There have been moustaches and facial hair that we have feared.But none can out-run or equal the power of Mega Beard.
  • pRiM8 10 months ago

    @phenom_x8 Ah SWAT 4 was awesome. R6 Siege looks like a cross between SWAT 4 and Counter Strike.
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    A PENETRATION GAME! O_O
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    @X201 Oh. Thank you. (and sorry bowel, all is forgotten)
  • Vice.Destroyer 10 months ago

    @richielaa No need to read it again. I didn't agree with your post when you first posted it and I don't agree with it now. The internet is full of snark and sarcasm. Why don't you tell me who would have been a better fit to explain and sell the game, rather than the people who worked on it for about 4 years.
  • squarewindow 10 months ago

    Any need for the amount of bad language throughout this presentation and Q&A?
  • X201 10 months ago

    @mkreku its on the front page http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-06-09-watch-the-opening-to-far-cry-4
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    BRING ON THE BEARD!
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    agreed. if more presentations had people like Aisha, there'd be less nerves about everyone on stage
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    DAMN MY IRRITABLE BOWEL
  • XrodOne 10 months ago

    Everyone has a relationship with NY? Nope, america is not the world!!
  • X201 10 months ago

    @mkreku Far Cry 4 was right at the start
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    Did I miss Far Cry 4?
  • ozthegweat 10 months ago

    Didn't you kill Vaas in FC3?
  • JamieR 10 months ago

    Aisha is great on stage. A'lot of her jokes fell flat but I though she was fantastic.
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    On reflection, I wouldn't have been that excited for R6, if EA hadn't got me thinking about cops vs. robbers with Hardline, only to end up with another war games.
  • phenom_x8 10 months ago

    IN my youth, R6:siege was called SWAT 4.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    I love my pc tablets
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    I'm off to download the dance app and have a boogie.
  • DigitalSquibs 10 months ago

    "is Vaas gonna be back?"... Really? Vaas was barely even in the last game!!! What a waste of time.
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    @kass I'm not sure, would be a shame if there wasn't.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    5 normal dudes and one giant sassy lady, its like bizzaro snow white
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    @telboy007 They didn't specify.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    @telboy did the confirmed any aingle player for the division?
  • Rocky5 10 months ago

    No one wants to get close in case he bites there ears off :-/
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    Sticking around to see if this guy bites someone's ear off.
  • pb 10 months ago

    Valiant Hearts links to a US site. Surely they were the country who had the least input in the bulk of WWI, at least until 1917?
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    So that Siege is multi player only?
  • TheChieftian 10 months ago

    If they're worried BG&E2 won't sell like the first one, why don't they Kickstart it. That way we can put our money where our mouth's are.
  • Iunius 10 months ago

    Those random people sure seem like actors.
  • patchbox360 10 months ago

    remember when SWAT teams were actually intelligent and not all over the place like kids with guns.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    how many hours until Sony?
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    @Toaster05 That's because fitness is boring, don't you know?
  • richielaa 10 months ago

    He's just gonna grab anyone, but seems a little scared to grab anyone
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    she likes her games, fair enough. Aisha will be back next year, because she does a great presentation. good line up ubi
  • stanners987 10 months ago

    Are all people in the US twats ? Even the visitors !
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    @rockt hahahahaha
  • Cimeas 10 months ago

    The Division was just emotionally manipulative BS trailer, but the Crew looked interesting and Valiant Heats (even though it pulled the same trick as Division) looked nice.
  • Rocky5 10 months ago

    Mike Tyson's kid? Lmao
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    This guy is clearly no fan of the fitness game.
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    If you were a fan of the game since the beginning you didn't play it on Xbox Live, come on.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Math is hard
  • Shotofen 10 months ago

    bye guys. must not care now
  • X201 10 months ago

    Leon ,my question is "Do you think wearing your hat at a jaunty angle is great"
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @NoClipMode you need be banned
  • Guy.J. 10 months ago

    I thought that was a good show actually.
  • MrFlay 10 months ago

    No Prince of Persia, no Beyond Good & Evil.
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    @toiletduck i'd prefer it if they just recorded 4 guys at the office playing it, or 4 playtesters.
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 10 months ago

    Ubi ALWAYS knocks it out the park. But then fuck it all up 12 months later
  • Samael_Blackwing 10 months ago

    Rainbow thikth...
  • feistycheese 10 months ago

    To be fair, been looking forward to a new rainbow 6 for a while, just annoyed with all the co-op bullshit that every game seems to want to shoehorn in all their games.I play games to get away from people you fucktards!
  • mornegroth 10 months ago

    Did people forget about Patriots? That looked much better than this.
  • Glück 10 months ago

    where is BG&E2? :'C
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    What's the time travelling Mike Tyson doing here?
  • richielaa 10 months ago

    What's wrong with this guy?
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    .........
  • GruttyFuttock 10 months ago

    yawn...
  • smenj 10 months ago

    Perhaps she just got given a massive bonus offstage?
  • kamps09 10 months ago

    Sony to go! Cannot stop now.
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    Ubisoft showed EA whats the matter....
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Dear god I wish they just let the Yves guy do the conference, Aisha Tyler is mentally exhausting.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Hope this was the last year for Aisha.
  • Billybob21 10 months ago

    So.... what about the PS3 and Xbox 360 Assassin's Creed game?
  • MrFlump 10 months ago

    6 years for rainbow 6. 10 years for BG&E.Get your shit together ubi!
  • MrFlay 10 months ago

    That was a waste of time.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    Worst presentation ever. Ever.Thoug Sony's this year is going to be all but spreadsheets about the l33t sales, 'cos they're winning the "console warZ".
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 10 months ago

    She swears on stage because shes a woman, black or down with the kids?
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    Ubisoft knocked it out the park with this mental presenter, the best music and Albeta.
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    Very keen on R6, next question is when 2015/2016?
  • Shotofen 10 months ago

    Word up. Do that sheeeet
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    oh manwhat a boring show
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Aisha youre better than this. I seen archer
  • getup2k 10 months ago

    she is out of control lol
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    But Beyond..
  • HyperShadow 10 months ago

    BG&E2 no show again
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    This daft cow is crying over a new rainbow six game?? Damn, she must be a right fanboy.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    FAKE
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    As staged as that is, it's nice to see Rainbow Six back.
  • Supra_Hans 10 months ago

    uuuurgh seriously shut up
  • frunk 10 months ago

    So lemme get this right... 8 people died trying to save 1 hostage... sigh
  • nathan_digweed 10 months ago

    So emo, much wow
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    really Aisha? Really??
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Not a single guy was sprinting around with his knife.
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    oh come onstop the bullshit
  • kalinichenko 10 months ago

    I guess Ubisoft didnt win E3 this year
  • bratsampson 10 months ago

    ...Wow.
  • gaselite 10 months ago

    wish they stopped leaning on the tom clancy franchise tho
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    looks groovy.
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    That looks awesome.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    They should call it to. Clancys night trap
  • Shotofen 10 months ago

    Game = Kill the hostage
  • FluffyVonPuba 10 months ago

    Another team based online multiplayer shooter. How original...
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    have to say this looks great! =)
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    Needs more bunny hopping for victory.
  • povu 10 months ago

    Scripted as fuck
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    It might be gameplay, but it's definitely choreographed to show off features. With fake voip.
  • craigm 10 months ago

    argh the chat is worse the the real thingracial slurs and swearing 10 year olds is better than this
  • gaselite 10 months ago

    this looks brilliant
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    Hostage is her twin sister?
  • samharper 10 months ago

    This is the cheesiest trailer I've seen yet, it's truly awful.
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 10 months ago

    THis Havoc guy sounds really really l33t!!!
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    This chat is so fake.
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    This is looking very good.
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    "one just grabbed her....sheetttttt" christ, so cheesy.
  • SeeNoWeevil 10 months ago

    Are we supposed to believe this is gameplay?
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    ANYA! Theyre using her as a shield!!
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    If you have a bunch of out of work actor friends you too can have a game that plays out like this.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    This is alpha footage, voip in final build will feature cunts screaming and insulting your mum. Worry not.
  • Markitron 10 months ago

    @Zealuu2 you left out the 12 year old cuntrag playing rap music
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    So how often do you find a good team in multiplayer?
  • ParagonSexyMike 10 months ago

    Is that a killfeed? Multiplayer game?
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    Love the destructible scenery.
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    hope this is procedural, with decent AI
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    "Don't worry about it"Reality: "YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT, YOU SUCK ASS!!
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    The destruction looks very nice indeed
  • Shotofen 10 months ago

    Nice forced mp chatter...
  • Cimeas 10 months ago

    did someone just say ratchet?
  • craigm 10 months ago

    another team based multiplayer with military weapons...
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    So do they not have the ability to make head shots?
  • feistycheese 10 months ago

    Useless twats, never heard of a flashbang?
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Is this supposed to be spontaneous voip communication? Because I've done that and it's usually more people with eastern european accents, gravelly scousers and some fucker with an annoying echo on his mic.
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    yeah wheres the sexism and racial slurs???
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 10 months ago

    This is why voice actors should be just that, not voice talents...
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    The destructable scenery looks cool.
  • cardboardMonster 10 months ago

    Co-op co-op co-op co-op
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    I wont be surprised if thats fre to play
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    Just unlocked "Prime Time" Achievement for watching this bullshit on my Xbox One. Woot! Woot!
  • XrodOne 10 months ago

    oh look, any shooter?? Yawn
  • Markitron 10 months ago

    people online will still just play this as if it's CoD
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    No recoil on the guns whatsoever
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Based on MS, EA and now Ubi, most of the good stuff is out next year.
  • feistycheese 10 months ago

    Have they used the same voice guys from the Division, very similar but on a smaller scale.
  • Shotofen 10 months ago

    Oh good. More modern war bs.
  • DigitalSquibs 10 months ago

    the dialogue is soooo fuckin forced!!!
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Oh ok, if its swat thats fine, cool ip to dig up. Intelligent games
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 10 months ago

    5v5
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    I love the fake, Division-esque crap online multiplayer chat. Folk taking games wayyyy too seriously.
  • craigm 10 months ago

    rainbow 6
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    this chat between the players is pretty gay.
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    Looks sooo Rainbow 6
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    yes! looks like theyre bringing back tactical layer =0
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Calling the title now: Rainbow 6v6
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Online voice chat dont work that way!
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    More fascist propaganda. Bet Le Pen is a shareholder.
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 10 months ago

    When oh when, will these set plays be REAL!?!?!?
  • craigm 10 months ago

    @NoClipModei was in the process of scraching my balls when i read your comment
  • X201 10 months ago

    EA and now Ubi.I think we can call this The pre-Alpha E3.
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    R6
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    The division - fpp edition
  • podgek293 10 months ago

    well cops and hostage takers.... has to be swat
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    Swat?
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    Yup.. Rainbow 6
  • Ziz0u 10 months ago

    Was perfectly setup for Beyond Good and Evil 2 :(
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    ah yeah, rainbow six, ofc
  • Shotofen 10 months ago

    Not Beyond Good and Evil 2 then...
  • kalinichenko 10 months ago

    Ghost Recon?
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    I swear if this is some Tom Clancy bullshit
  • FluffyVonPuba 10 months ago

    We want Beyond Good and Evil 2.Indeed we do.
  • podgek293 10 months ago

    another cops and robbers game???
  • povu 10 months ago

    I really wanted Beyond Good and Evil 2 or a new Prince of Persia...
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    New Rayman looks gritty, lol.
  • Osahi 10 months ago

    Ghost Recon? or Rainbow Six?
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    Okay, this is what Hardline should have been!
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    "Multiplayer' way to kill the hype
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    Shit, I was hoping for Beyond Good & Evil 2..
  • Canyarion 10 months ago

    Who else was expecting Beyond Good and Evil 2? :(
  • feistycheese 10 months ago

    Rainbow Six?
  • melnificent 10 months ago

    Rainbow Six.... calling it now
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    ghost recon?
  • Martinfg 10 months ago

    More sripted dialogue YES.
  • DrW 10 months ago

    Valiant Hearts is going to break me.
  • Osahi 10 months ago

    It's not BG&E :(
  • kamps09 10 months ago

    @ParagonSexyMikeIf only Watch Dogs had dogs in it.
  • MrFlay 10 months ago

    Yves scuttled away from the shadow of the giant amazon Aisha.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Yves has such a cute voice!
  • melnificent 10 months ago

    @Pandy so the normal set then :D
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    LETS SEE
  • Osahi 10 months ago

    PLease be Beyond Good and Evil
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    MEGATON?
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    Beyond Good and Evil?!!?
  • getup2k 10 months ago

    he reminds me of the bad guy from ghostbusters 2
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    Wouldn't it be awesome if he just ended on telling us he loved us.
  • Shotofen 10 months ago

    We want Beyond Good and Evil 2.
  • craigm 10 months ago

    the amazon and the birdman
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    No news on 1666, ubisoft
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    WTF. Aisha is not only tall, but HUGE.
  • Clemence_Portis 10 months ago

    Valiant Hearts is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I honestly burst into tears.
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    @melificent Everything except WiiU.
  • MrFlay 10 months ago

    He's tiny.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Show something new! Literally nothing new so far!
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    did he just ask if she's on the game? haha
  • Supra_Hans 10 months ago

    Rayman's (creepy) dad
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    I think someone is cutting onions in my house.
  • SeeNoWeevil 10 months ago

    The dog dies, bet it.
  • frunk 10 months ago

    Mini me!
  • povu 10 months ago

    I like that Ubi's trying out unusual and lower budget games with the UbiArt Framework.
  • nathan_digweed 10 months ago

    Is she getting taller?
  • MrWonderstuff 10 months ago

    the giant and the midget.
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    Oh yay! this is always super awkward.
  • Supra_Hans 10 months ago

    Rayman's dad!
  • melnificent 10 months ago

    what platforms is that on? I need it
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @Osahi So if you had the game now, could you play it right now?
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    damn onion cutting ninjas.
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    I feel somethin big coming...
  • getup2k 10 months ago

    oh great, the player perfectly stalled throughout the whole of that. got to see the fecking dancing fine though!
  • ParagonSexyMike 10 months ago

    Anything with dogs makes people emotional
  • Billybob21 10 months ago

    100th anniversary of WW1... not that the Americans know that...
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    Looks cool and a great tribute.
  • Shotofen 10 months ago

    Another "indie" 2D platformer
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    wait... it's a puzzle game?
  • ozthegweat 10 months ago

    It suddenly got very dusty in my room... or I got something in my eye, I don't know...
  • Supra_Hans 10 months ago

    The first Ubi game that interests me
  • kamps09 10 months ago

    Good one!
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Pretty sure narrator dog beats Call of Duty dog.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    Vailant Dildos motherfuckers.
  • Samael_Blackwing 10 months ago

    Looks like it'd be a great Wii U game..
  • Osahi 10 months ago

    Valiant Hearts almost made me cry. I want this game. Now
  • Sammoore 10 months ago

    Dog as framing device at the end=dog doesn't die! Hooray!
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    cuts too boss fight
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    ffs...
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    Best game of E3 so far. (Not new though)
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    @jamesbrophy youre a occulus backer arent you
  • craigm 10 months ago

    is he speaking in rhyme?
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    im gonna cry, this shits emotional.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    No way, EA has way better games. I'm all for EA. Go EA. Go.
  • frunk 10 months ago

    Good to see Ubi doing stuff like this... I can't see EA and Acti tackling this type of subject or game
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Hmm.. This could actually be profound, for a game.
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    I want a game exactly like this, but set in the Sexual revolution.
  • feistycheese 10 months ago

    Ok, this game will probably make me cry at some point.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    I didnt care for child of light as much as i thought i will, but thats day 1 for me
  • Thiral 10 months ago

    First game tonight which looks really intersting :D
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    ''I was in the war...'' says grandpa
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    Loving the artwork... makes a change to the CGI.
  • stanners987 10 months ago

    The American Heroes Channel ? WTF !
  • Shotofen 10 months ago

    New COD dog in WW2 game.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Dog is the origami killer
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    Wow, love the art style
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    Well, up for Valiant Hearts. I'd be amazed if they could stop me buying this now.
  • Ramza 10 months ago

    ubi seems to have lot more interesting games than ea
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Auschwitz: The Game. Stylised!
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    "Beautiful & Stylized" = exaxctly what I think of when someone says World War 1
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    Child of Light is so fucking boring. Seriously EG, you gave an 8 to that ?! 6/10 tops.
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    this looks good, at last some originality!
  • podgek293 10 months ago

    so ubisoft go from the awful fighter within to the pretty decent looking Shape Up.... i'll never get it myself cuz i'm lazy but hey looks decent
  • Supra_Hans 10 months ago

    spoiler - the dog dies
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    The dog better not bloody die.
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    Not proper push ups, but I'd like to see more. and get a larger house.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Best fitness game announcement ever at E3. Those guys were a blast compared to models. Big up UBI :)
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    Yes, because WWI was a puzzle adventure for all!
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    I'm going to put that down to 'Ubisoft at E3' and leave it there.
  • craigm 10 months ago

    thank god thats over
  • Samael_Blackwing 10 months ago

    If he wants to lose wait, he'd simply could shave...
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    now comes a good game
  • richielaa 10 months ago

    Well that's a lie, he wasn't even going all the way down like the guy in blue.
  • geordiek 10 months ago

    Someone is going to do a gift of Kaz riding them two.
  • getup2k 10 months ago

    bullshit, they werent proper pushups! :p
  • Shotofen 10 months ago

    So bored...
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    It looks like doing pushups... You might as well have Hollyoaks on in the background.
  • oliverhoward 10 months ago

    I'd like to blame Microsoft for this travesty, but really, it's all Nintendos fault.
  • JamieR 10 months ago

    the guy in the red top was so cheating
  • TheChieftian 10 months ago

    GODDAMMIT JUST GIVE US FUCKING BG&E2
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    they need to integrate it with fleshlight
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    This is awesome!
  • DigitalSquibs 10 months ago

    pretty stupid
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    that could be fun with friends, pissed or not.
  • kalinichenko 10 months ago

    the hell is going on?Good God
  • craigm 10 months ago

    ugh
  • ipressbuttons 10 months ago

    They need to tuck their elbows in more there...
  • MrFlay 10 months ago

    I remember Jim Lee doing press-ups for no apparent reason. Those were the days.
  • XrodOne 10 months ago

    Sony's turn can't come soon enough. WTF is this shit??
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Why are we still demoing this? It was awkward enough with Ubibrow, this is artfully weird. IS THAT A WHALE?
  • Vice.Destroyer 10 months ago

    Can a mod please ban @noclipmode? I didn't realise that I would ever say this, but he is an embarrassment to gamers.
  • ParagonSexyMike 10 months ago

    Chest not touching the ground. I count zero push ups... Zero... Zero...
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    fat guy aint even doing proper push ups the fanny.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    The gifs that will be made, don't they realise? The gifs!
  • ill00m 10 months ago

    Weakness press ups, try beard!
  • Cimeas 10 months ago

    This actually looks pretty fun.
  • ronorra 10 months ago

    Oh dear...
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    omg the gifs from this lol
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    Ok, that actually looks fun.
  • FluffyVonPuba 10 months ago

    They could be doing "Beyond Good and Evil 2", but no, we're getting this instead.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    I'm feeling embarrassed just for watching
  • Guy.J. 10 months ago

    Hmm, I have been developing a slight waist bulge recently... oh wait he said Xbox. Nevermind. Maybe I'll just do some sit-ups. OK maybe not.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Gary from Ubisoft SF looks fun!
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    Hehe, these guys are like meme machines
  • Supra_Hans 10 months ago

    they found the two campest men ever
  • OtisBDriftwood 10 months ago

    must.........stay............awake......till.....2am
  • SeeNoWeevil 10 months ago

    This blows
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Twisted pixel writes email to ubibeard right now. They need him on board
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    unless you invite them to play...
  • MrWonderstuff 10 months ago

    ah the UbiSoft eccentric comedy moments of weirdly joyous people.
  • Unclebenny 10 months ago

    I enjoyed that plus I enjoy his beard. That's enough now though.
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    Deep fried Oreos??? I must try that one day...
  • Markitron 10 months ago

    there's gonna be a lot of gif's made from what happens next
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @NoClipMode your fist is too small
  • MrFlay 10 months ago

    Huh, huh, huh! Terrible fake laughter.
  • stanners987 10 months ago

    Forget that shit
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    I am Curious what else is in it though.
  • XrodOne 10 months ago

    IF YOU WANT FITNESS, GO TO A FUCKING GYM!!! Don't understand people who exercise in their living rooms
  • mrcheesyelf 10 months ago

    Problem is I live in a 3rd floor flat, don't think the 2nd floor would appreciate that game
  • MrFlump 10 months ago

    Fitness is still boring. I'm sure my neighbours beneath me would love me jumping around the living room like a tit.
  • GiarcYekrub 10 months ago

    What have they done to eye of the tiger?
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    lol, that was interesting
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    Hey it's like that scene from the movie BIG...Except it's utter, utter shit.
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    god it's exhausting just watching this pish.
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    If I was into dance dance then this might be good. but em...
  • FogHeart 10 months ago

    Oooooh, best of luck with this mate :{
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    @bratsampsonso let's start making some :D
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    I'll stick to Wii Fit, thanks.
  • richielaa 10 months ago

    I'm in a wheelchair Charles, you piss taking bastard!!
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Looks kinda fun, guys!
  • MrWonderstuff 10 months ago

    from the sublime to the ridiculous.
  • HyperShadow 10 months ago

    plink plink plink plink, it's like chinese water torture the game
  • ParagonSexyMike 10 months ago

    You much better off doing either crossfit or zumba, lol
  • funkateer 10 months ago

    Christ that looks laggy as hell
  • melnificent 10 months ago

    dat input lag
  • charming_fox 10 months ago

    jesus wept
  • GruttyFuttock 10 months ago

    Ubi Beard simulator.... new wearable tech. :p
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Sorry to burst your bubble ubisoft, but you invented dance dance revolution. Youre little late
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    I suppose this was, in a way, inevitable. Use a game to apply gamification to fitness. I'm not sure "full circle" is the right term, it feels more like a downward spiral
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    making this game seems to be 100% labour work.
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    Errr didn't the dancing game finish like 30mins ago?
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    @mkreku Damn you, I just thought of ubibrow :(
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    someone kill me. What am i doing with my life.
  • Samael_Blackwing 10 months ago

    Another dancing game...
  • bratsampson 10 months ago

    Well this year's gifs are sorted...
  • feistycheese 10 months ago

    Lol, nice lag.
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    I think this is better than Just Dance, stunning.
  • Osahi 10 months ago

    What the f
  • OtisBDriftwood 10 months ago

    an insult too the original song
  • Ziz0u 10 months ago

    =/
  • oliverhoward 10 months ago

    Jesus wept.....
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    Must be so totally awkward for him...
  • MrWonderstuff 10 months ago

    oh lordy make it stop.
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    Why in the name of god am I sending this to a friend?
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    Ubibrow lol genius
  • getup2k 10 months ago

    looking forward to a youtube mashup of her faux pas
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    oh pleas stop wasting time with this games.
  • gaselite 10 months ago

    What's more inauthentic, a game set in Paris with English spoken in English accents or with English spoken in French accents? Just play it with the French voice-overs, duh
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    I want to play this steroid punching game
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Earn uplay points by sweating!
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    It's a Ubibrow
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    Did she just say 'they're gonna go hard'?
  • richielaa 10 months ago

    Punch asteroids? I'm in!
  • MrFlay 10 months ago

    They should put this guy in Ass Creed: Unity
  • harry_horse 10 months ago

    This dudes accent is why the people in unity have British accents.
  • ill00m 10 months ago

    Sacre beard!
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    "Punch a steroid" ?
  • JamieR 10 months ago

    you know he thinks fitness is boring just by looking at him
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    Gamification of exercise. good stuff
  • frunk 10 months ago

    Another game doomed to failure due to ditching Kinect!
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    "Punch steroids"!
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    That guy definitely does heroin and crack. Did they find him under the bridge?
  • Sir_Brightington_III 10 months ago

    Eyebrow maintenance must be boring to do as well
  • giarcresnlim 10 months ago

    ...and I'm done for the night (I'll catch the highlights tomorrow)
  • Supra_Hans 10 months ago

    Also - awesome monobrow!
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    This guy must be a EG employee. So fucking hipster.
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    Ive been waiting for this announcement all night.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    That unibrow though...
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    This is the exclusive?
  • shoneyul 10 months ago

    ANOTHER FITNESS GAME?~?!?!??!
  • XrodOne 10 months ago

    as gay males, what??
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    he has a fit chin
  • X201 10 months ago

    Behold THE MEGA BEARD!!!
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    Noo UBi!... whyyyyyyyy
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    Who curated this presentation. Can I have that Hoffman ?
  • Supra_Hans 10 months ago

    man this sounds like what we've been waiting for
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Yes it is boring, so why are you here? Jesus
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Cheater, that beard hides extra chins
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    Cool beard bro!
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    Same goes for the Uncharted games, as well.
  • SeeNoWeevil 10 months ago

    Bed time
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    @YoshiMcTaggisare you a magician? XD
  • MrFlay 10 months ago

    Bring back soul-less, dead-eyed execs! This lady is more annoying.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    AC Unity cool as hell. You heard it here.
  • win543 10 months ago

    zzz
  • harry_horse 10 months ago

    Please no
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Wait, what?
  • FogHeart 10 months ago

    And he is joined by his colleagues! Souffle, Croissant and Chocolat Mousse!
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Well, it definitely lookd more next gen than watch dogs
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    The world is impressive, but the gameplay needs some more work before I buy another Creed game. Unless the co-op is splitscreen.
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    Well, I'm impressed!/gets stoned by Eurogamer cynical crowd
  • ParagonSexyMike 10 months ago

    At least the co op looks fun. But i hope we can play with friends in the same platform, no dead island bullshit.
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    Combat seems to be alot easyier again.This is not good.
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    I'd probably be in love with the AC games if they took the combat system from the Arkham games
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    @bratsampson I know and I only played the first game for an hour. I was so bored that I never gave the series another chance. I have Assassin's 2 from GWG though, so I might try it this week.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @YoshiMcTaggis how about coding it in Swift just to be even trendier
  • DrW 10 months ago

    @gaselite you're not wrong.
  • win543 10 months ago

    I recognise that rope he just walked across from AC2. So much for newness
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    I'm stoked for this. I fucking love AC.
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    crowds look amazing...nice cutscene integration
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    Looks like the processing is finally matching what they have wanted to do with environments for years.
  • Cimeas 10 months ago

    Only so many times they can pull the ZOOM OUT TO MP trick
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @Toaster05 Now, if Connery would have done all the VO in AC Unity...
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Thats a lot of npcs.Will next elder scrolls have cities with that much population??(Faints)
  • oliverhoward 10 months ago

    Impressive amount of NPCs
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    Im still not convinced about the combat. I have always hated the combat in assassins creed games.
  • Supra_Hans 10 months ago

    There are a lot of British accents in Paris - this pretty much bears out my suspiscion that all French people are secretly English.
  • bratsampson 10 months ago

    @pacman8mychostkart Because so far all the gameplay shown looks almost identical to what they've put out every damn year for like 7 games.
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    If Sean Connery can be Russian and Spanish while sounding like a Scotsman I don't see why French people can't sound like the English.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    That's an impressive crowd.
  • gaselite 10 months ago

    god you lot are a bunch of moaning sooks
  • win543 10 months ago

    British accents? in france?
  • feistycheese 10 months ago

    Standard AC fare, and the main character seems a bit bland after Edward Kenway.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Co-op idea is cool. I wonder how it works in reality.
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    Holy crap, that's a lot of people
  • gaselite 10 months ago

    gawjuss
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    It does look stunning, I'll give it that. No Alberta, but still.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Quite a lot more interior areas than before
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    How can a game look so lush, so beautiful but also seem so dull, so clinical, so moribund :/
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    Wow, nice internal environments.
  • vert1go 10 months ago

    @NoClipMode didn't realise your mum's latest one was out yet, thanks for the heads up. Heh heh. "Heads". "Up".
  • Ramza 10 months ago

    probably the game wont look that nice when it comes out or that place doesnt even exist in the game
  • Kwel 10 months ago

    Also, is it just me or does this guy sound like Altaïr?
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    oh man the to many symbols at once diseas
  • FogHeart 10 months ago

    Icons, icons, fkin icons everywhere.
  • prometheusnx 10 months ago

    fecking youtube....
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    So basically the guy straight up lied when he said they had fundamentally changed things.
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    @FatSternKikwi British voices are 'European' past, present and future for American audiences.
  • Markitron 10 months ago

    @TheLittlestHobo I loved WD too but AC4 is even better
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    brits used to be in france a lot in them days, sir.
  • Markitron 10 months ago

    That's the XB1 version
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    @spongebob lets hope that story will be good enough that itll suck you in. Here we see events out of context
  • ParagonSexyMike 10 months ago

    Why is he going through the building? Can't he just climb from the outside and get inside using a window?
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    So we get to kill some more English, awesome! err.. I think.
  • Cimeas 10 months ago

    CROUCH!
  • SeeNoWeevil 10 months ago

    More blind, deaf and dumb AI
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    Markitron.. was tempted, but then watch dogs... love that game.
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    Playing on an xbox one too
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    I want this game, I want to kill that fucker Danton myself.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Different life bars on enemies guys. Next gen
  • FatSternKikwi 10 months ago

    Why is everyone british in this?
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Visually really nice but gameplay looks a bit boring.
  • MrFlay 10 months ago

    Same old Ass Creed
  • Markitron 10 months ago

    I love AC but HOW have they not fixed the combat yet
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Stops swordplay to do some 90s white guy breakdancing,
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    Takes a shot to the chest, carries on. Well that's the 'realism' veneer on this one broken, then.
  • OtisBDriftwood 10 months ago

    shotgun blast too the chest...........tis but a flesh wound sire
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    Lovely graphics
  • Kwel 10 months ago

    Free running looks very pleasant
  • Billybob21 10 months ago

    He doesn't sound very French.
  • bratsampson 10 months ago

    So this is after the first 8 hours of introducing familiar concepts, right?
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @HyperShadow it would be much nicer if they overacted more
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Ooooh, RPG'sh side quests. Me like
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    "They are cramming in a hell of a lot of NPCs. We start off on a gargoyle atop a church, then rather than diving into hay we swoop down swinging from beam to beam."Are you watching the new Arkham game instead of this, Tom?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    The Reign of Terror had to happen, otherwise the Revolution would have failed I endorse Robspierre actions, the supreme being.
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    that next gen sheen
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    4 is the one to get.
  • melnificent 10 months ago

    Clearly not enough crowd, I saw some floor there :p
  • win543 10 months ago

    Bit of frame stutter there.
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    Wat was the point of the CG trailer if theres gameplay demo?
  • HyperShadow 10 months ago

    I like these parts where they pretend to play the game live.
  • Markitron 10 months ago

    @TheLittlestHobo fix that, 4 is the best in years
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    "Protect civilians' yeah, there are only like 2 thousand of em, no prob
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    blend in by looking NOTHING LIKE ANYONE ELSE.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    Don't let Msoft use your game in its presser if you are just going to repeat it...So dull.
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    anyone with a tache like that needs to be stabbed
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    liked brotherhood, revelations and creed 3 SUCKDED! missed 4
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Alright. Nice to see some actual gameplay.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    @telboy, yeah, those interiors where pretty slick
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    It didn't look very fundamentally changed, you still run around in a costume and stab bad guys. And I'm guessing there are icons on the map you can remove.
  • mrcheesyelf 10 months ago

    He b3tter be good then
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    GERARD BUTLER! Oh, my mistake.
  • smenj 10 months ago

    Very little gameplay so far.
  • ParagonSexyMike 10 months ago

    @ziggy_played_guitar and capitalism too.
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    Oohh, gameplay, not bad
  • richielaa 10 months ago

    @Vice.Destroyer read my post again
  • bratsampson 10 months ago

    Yay, game!
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    These assassins outfits quickly approach final fantasy levels of audacity
  • bowman290 10 months ago

    great, four dull characters that wont get fleshed out
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    @kass I saw the MS one earlier which was
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    @x201 good point. Would love to see a jihad simulator 2014 game or something.
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    (pun intended)
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    Vive Robspierre!
  • FluffyVonPuba 10 months ago

    @X201 Ground Zeroes?
  • XrodOne 10 months ago

    recent history? Lol
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    they should call it assassin creed bros.
  • Billybob21 10 months ago

    So does this mean that if I want to play on my own I'm screwed.
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    I'll wait for AC: '69 where I get to play a Viet-cong Assassin...
  • prometheusnx 10 months ago

    They better advance the modern day lore with AC: Unity.
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    I quite like the conceit of this game though. It's a very good time in history in which to set a AC game.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Too bad you can't IGNORE some people who are commenting here (like ziggy_played_guitar)
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    French Revolution, birth of Marxism.
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    Left 4 ...Dead? no wait..
  • HyperShadow 10 months ago

    Assassins Creed: The Four Musketeers?
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 10 months ago

    THe Crew Beta website is borked...is that shit also powered on Uplay?
  • DrW 10 months ago

    I see Blur Studios had another bumper year.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    @telboy i agree but you do realize irs not gameplay?
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    CG, but bloody good CG.
  • oliverhoward 10 months ago

    @MrFlay There was a gameplay trailer earlier in the day. Looked good.
  • Cimeas 10 months ago

    @spacemonkey77 Hardly. 1789 isn't the beginning of the 19th century- it's well over a decade before it.
  • ParagonSexyMike 10 months ago

    French revolution, birth of capitalism or am i wrong? Curious about how are they going to portray this. No left wing bullshit, plz
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    This Left 4 Creed stuff is so weird.
  • vert1go 10 months ago

    Every year, we tell them we don't want bloody CGI. Every year, they do it anyway.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    @mrflay they tried that with watch dogs at e3 2012, didnt turned out so well
  • X201 10 months ago

    Kill Frenchies. When will anyone have the balls to release a game where Americans are the out and out baddies?
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    how many man hours go into these dull fucking cg fests??????
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Here's how you do "cool" game trailer: lots of slo-mo footage, licensed song that is in contrast to the violent action on screen.
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    I really hope the Sony conference is the saviour.
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    fuck all you nay sayers, this looks fucking amazing
  • FogHeart 10 months ago

    Ah, Tears for Fears: All the cover versions of their songs are miserable affairs.
  • oliverhoward 10 months ago

    Yay, finally a historical game where the English aren't the bad guys! ;)
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    Tom, "Men in funny hats walking solemnly down corridors" should be the back-of-the-box blurb for this game.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    This guy looks alright. Too bad AC is being milked dry. I can't believe people don't cal Ubi on this bullshit. They're happy to whine about Halo and Mario, but Ubi gets a free card with their 8th AC in 2 years.
  • MrFlay 10 months ago

    Some gameplay would be nice
  • Vice.Destroyer 10 months ago

    @richielaa Like the people that made the game, you mean?
  • stanners987 10 months ago

    Can you warg into in eagle ?
  • HyperShadow 10 months ago

    A multitude of buildings with more than 2 floors: Instantly better than AC3
  • OtisBDriftwood 10 months ago

    CGI..here......there.......everywhere
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    These CG trailers are just a complete waste of time
  • Cimeas 10 months ago

    That's what I'm saying. It's like saying 1991 was the beginning of the 21st century.
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    Cim got schooled
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    Hey look, It's all that stuff that AC3 promised.
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    Were Tears for Fears around in 19th century france?
  • giarcresnlim 10 months ago

    @Heschka Perhaps they're using E3 as their "online portfolio" to get the job they really want... at Pixar
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    AC Revelations had the best E3 reveal music.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Ac trailers always have good music
  • X201 10 months ago

    Which one of you put Tears for Fears on at the wrong speed?
  • ozthegweat 10 months ago

    It's the Ninja Turtles of the Renaissance.
  • melnificent 10 months ago

    @jayc1 Worked for the other ones
  • GiarcYekrub 10 months ago

    I still haven't finished AC3 seriously losing interest in it as a series
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    The developers are wasting their time making these CG trailers, put the time into your game man.
  • FluffyVonPuba 10 months ago

    Revolution was hardly at the dawn of the 19th century. The 1st empire was.
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    "cimeas19 century:1800-1899
  • richielaa 10 months ago

    Bloody hell, they may be great story tellers visually but please, just hire people who know how to set the scene to introduce a game.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    New consoles are long overdue some good co op story campaign, so im pretty ok with this new ac
  • jayc1 10 months ago

    Poverty and hunger. Solution, lets stab people.
  • ParagonSexyMike 10 months ago

    Microsoft conference: gameplayUbisoft's: CG
  • Cimeas 10 months ago

    HOW THE FUCK is 1789 the beginning of the 19th century?
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Guessing someone is going to get stabbed here
  • alexm 10 months ago

    It's Woy!
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    bored of creed... its all about watch dogs =)!!!
  • joeymoto108 10 months ago

    'Poverty and hungry'Someone's dying for a chip butty
  • andy10 10 months ago

    He comes with his own personal camera crew?
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    another cg trailer...OH MY GOD!
  • HyperShadow 10 months ago

    le Creed du l'Assassin
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    @noclip_modeGrow up
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Poverty and hungry hunger sounds seriously serious
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    Assassin's Creed! I cant remember the last time we had an Assassin's Creed game. Nintendo could seriously learn from Ubisoft and bring out some existing IPs once in a while..
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    Behold that man's hair!!!! Because he's worth it.
  • melnificent 10 months ago

    Ass Creed Unity.... I shall call it Assity :D
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    and the crews website has crashed.
  • bratsampson 10 months ago

    Now to see who you'll be following at exactly the right predescribed distance *this* year...
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Leather jacket and those shorts.. Fashion in 2014
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    I really liked the look of this AC earlier
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    the stab man sim continues
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    let's see what the last gen version is
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Didn't Microsoft already do this?
  • XrodOne 10 months ago

    Imagine if a dude said a female presenter said 'beta' really cute?? SHITSTORM!!!
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    She's tall without heels, Cim. The shoes are for show.
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    ass creed again
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    I see this getting delayed tbh...
  • Billybob21 10 months ago

    Holy shit a PC release.
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    rock n roll.
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    I kinda like her..
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    oh my god, those shorts. Fuck you twat, you're giving the game scene a bad image.
  • andy10 10 months ago

    I think he has a hairy face to make up for his baby smooth legs.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    HAha he high fives her like a child!
  • oliverhoward 10 months ago

    @YoshiMcTaggis Agreed - have some balls - who gives a flying fuck what the moronic masses *think* they want - make a game with some clarity of vision for once!
  • alexm 10 months ago

    He's dressed like he was doing a Skype interview
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    no thank you.not interesstet in the beta.
  • HyperShadow 10 months ago

    Well, the camera is focused on the top half of his outfit for the most part....
  • Martinfg 10 months ago

    AND NINTENDO¡
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @ziggy_played_guitar err.. what's your problem?
  • melnificent 10 months ago

    2 hour+ missions.... Parents need not apply then
  • alexm 10 months ago

    That's certainly a very next-gen outfit! Jesus wept.
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    lol Yoshi yeah =)
  • giarcresnlim 10 months ago

    My eyes, MY EYES!
  • Cimeas 10 months ago

    How fucking tall is Aisha Tyler in heels?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    This guy is way too cool, looks like a nerd tryin too hard. Cunt.
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    Did he think he was going to be giving his presentation sitting at a desk or something?
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @mkreku she also seems to be wearing heels
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Possible the guy is a hobbit
  • ParagonSexyMike 10 months ago

    His dress shirt and jacket are pretty cool, but dem shorts...
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    Doesn't Canada have roads or just trees?
  • Vice.Destroyer 10 months ago

    2 hour+ missions? Please god, let there be save points. I can't play games for two hours at a time anymore.
  • Supra_Hans 10 months ago

    I drove that journey irl (although in reverse) it took fucking ages. Not likely to be that fun...
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    *mkrekulook at her shoes.
  • XrodOne 10 months ago

    I see ubisoft are attempting to appease the PC brigade, ha
  • Billybob21 10 months ago

    Miami to LA via New York?!
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    The man wears a leather jacket and cargo shorts. I can't take him seriously.
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    these conferences make my toes curl. I don't know why i watch em.
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    we need minature Yves
  • ParagonSexyMike 10 months ago

    What's wrong with his shorts? i don't trust this guy...
  • richielaa 10 months ago

    He knows he has shorts on, right?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    I thought Ubisoft was French. Motherfuckers are more american that Microsoft.
  • harry_horse 10 months ago

    Why does a tall lady need to wear high heels?
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    very casual wear...
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    Damn that girl is tall
  • feistycheese 10 months ago

    Looked boring.
  • bowman290 10 months ago

    Scunthorpe?
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    imagine this in the UK, John O'Groats to Lands End, all the shitty boring places in between. Be epic.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    My crew will go to prom, and DANCE!
  • Guy.J. 10 months ago

    The whole of the US? This... can't be right. What's the catch?
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    They should bring that game out with the M25 as a focus.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    I really love the trailer. So calm. Hopefully the gameplay is as good as the looks.
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    I am not watching for bretty trailers: I wanna see real gameplay
  • Martinfg 10 months ago

    Everyone knows America is just one straight highway.
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    Southend, thats where my crew will go!
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    last hope: sony conference
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Why not coast to coast in Eurasia? Vladivostok-Lisbon
  • mornegroth 10 months ago

    The Crew: Gameplay will be so boring that we needed to fast forward it for you.
  • X201 10 months ago

    Landscape show reel No.1
  • bratsampson 10 months ago

    You know, most of the USA is pretty damn dull to drive through ;)
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    Spoiler isnt big enough
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    I hope there's some petrol stations along the way...
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    No other roads on earth than the U.S, Ubisoft.
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    Didn't Pilotwings 64 do America coast-to-coast without one single loading. Hardly next gen. ;)
  • Canyarion 10 months ago

    Mario Kart has slomo, The Crew has FFWD!
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Thank you ubisoft, i love when trailers tell me shit about actual gameplay
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Woohoo! Only gameplay footage!
  • andy10 10 months ago

    Why do they have to put The Crew straight after The Division? I get those games confused enough as it is.
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    I still like snow
  • richielaa 10 months ago

    Holy shit!! It's game play Batman.
  • harry_horse 10 months ago

    @bratsampson I lol'd
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    E3 2014: E3 2013 part II
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    The Crew, that's more like it, twats.
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    "without one single loading.." loading WHAT?
  • wogsy81 10 months ago

    "without one single loading"
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Cool, but wayyyy too serious. If Division was a movie it'd be laughed at.
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    I'm yet to be disappointed by the TC series of games.
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    oh god this fucking rendering trailers.
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    I really liked the trailer, but it doesn't fit with the gameplay we saw at the MS conference.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    Wow, I made the mistake of reading the comments at Gamespot.Do they even have mods I wonder...
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Car Sounds: The Game
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    what a cuntish music.
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    Alberta to this, what a transition.
  • Martinfg 10 months ago

    Well, at least it doesn´t have crappy scripted dialogue...
  • bratsampson 10 months ago

    Pyro walks in 'Hmmph mh, mphh?'**What's up guys*they all dance*
  • X201 10 months ago

    Good trailer
  • Billybob21 10 months ago

    Well, that was cheery.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    It looks like day Z by michael bay
  • FluffyVonPuba 10 months ago

    That's a pretty cool trailer actually.
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Of course, after unity comes shooting dudes in gas masks
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    I like snow
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Last shot of trailer - dying baby hugging his dead puppy
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Game and trailer for everyone who survived 9/11 :)
  • mornegroth 10 months ago

    I wonder what will this game be about? A narrative with strong theme about epidemics, maybe family, and survival?Nope, it's about shooting people.
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    You want happy Tel, play Just Dance. lol
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    Shit game. Killing muslims and communists, I bet. That sad, dead fuck only cares about destroying minorities.
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    i'd laugh if it was a glitch that the models aren't displaying rather than it being an artistic choice!
  • Samael_Blackwing 10 months ago

    Can we perform the thriller dance in this Tom Calancy game?
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    And then they ALL DANCE!
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Do we really need to document this? I mean, the implications of what happened were already pretty obvious, and it's not as if a breakdown of society following a caatstrophic pandemic is a completely unheard of concept
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    Don't worry, we get to shot the shit out of things and everything will be ok.
  • kraajkase 10 months ago

    cool timelapse :D
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Feel good game of the year!
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    YAY! HAPPY GAME!
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    Sweet. They did dance. A dance with death.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    LOL nice change of atmosphere after just dance
  • joeymoto108 10 months ago

    Well fuck me this trailer isn't depressing at all after Just Dance
  • ParagonSexyMike 10 months ago

    *family members die*
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Oh my god anothergritty sounding dude
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    This is taking itself too seriously, from the video's the combat get's a bit too RPG-ey to be realistic. Destiny deals with it better due to the fantasy setting.
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    Those people in apocalypse ridden New York should just have a wee dance like Alberta. Cheer them up no end.
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    He looks like one of the German types who is trying to find someone on the internet to eat.
  • ParagonSexyMike 10 months ago

    That serious face
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    @x201 not 2012?
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    TRAINED IN SECRETEMBEDDED IN SOCIETYWho greenlit this guy's lines? It's like the tagline for the worst 80s b movie
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    Hey, have more of The Division...Why show in one press conference what you can show in two?
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    "serious face"
  • bowman290 10 months ago

    This guy is super serial
  • Billybob21 10 months ago

    This man is very menacing.
  • mkreku 10 months ago

    "Trained in fffecret.."
  • Martinfg 10 months ago

    This guy is serious.
  • richielaa 10 months ago

    He's fun!
  • FogHeart 10 months ago

    When are they going to release a dance game for the likes of me? 'Just Wish I Had a Sense of Rhythmn' or maybe 'Just Nod Along While Staying Close to the Bar'.
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    "I have no idea what to do whith my hands"
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @Pacman8MyGhostkart Too young for what?
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    Guys that look and sound like this need Tyler to balance them out.
  • kraajkase 10 months ago

    buffering...
  • X201 10 months ago

    @harry_horse throat stabs are so 2013
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    The Division. Fascist gaming at its best.
  • DrW 10 months ago

    Aw, the journos in the audience didn't jump up and dance.
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    2015 :/
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    More dancing games!
  • SmellyCandle42 10 months ago

    Well, at least she didn't say Tom Calancy.
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    Any1 staying up for the PS conference?
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    I must be getting old, all those girls looked far too young.
  • Heschka 10 months ago

    oh my god why does company not learning.everyear the same shit with fake performance.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    Making jokes with million of dead people in NY. Classy.
  • shoneyul 10 months ago

    is she like EVER funny?
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    Nice one Bert!
  • harry_horse 10 months ago

    Not enough face stabbing for the euro gamer crowd?
  • ParagonSexyMike 10 months ago

    That was fake as hell, look at the grils reaction. lmao
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    Alberta forever.
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    Simulated human wins!
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @kassmageant That's what you think. These conferences are for the whole industry. Only the nerds outside industry watch them.
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Smooth segue
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    @ja ieR heard about booze?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    Alberta! Fuck you!
  • paulboy81 10 months ago

    Oh dear titty f**king christ!
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    This isn't my thing, but it looks pretty cool. If you like that sort of thing.GIVE IT UP FOR ALBERTA!
  • Samael_Blackwing 10 months ago

    Some cute dancers!
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    I don't think they're gonna stop!
  • feistycheese 10 months ago

    Excellent time for my stream to cut out.Dancing my way to the kitchen make a brew.
  • X201 10 months ago

    errr. won't real people be dancing with one arm static so they can see the next move?
  • FluffyVonPuba 10 months ago

    Ubisoft never disappoints.
  • bratsampson 10 months ago

    This... gets better, right?
  • OtisBDriftwood 10 months ago

    please make it stahpppp
  • Arsecake_Baker 10 months ago

    Now this is awkward!
  • JamieR 10 months ago

    I'm too socially awkward for this stuff.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    @spongebob - just look at this,look at whats going on. Does that belong on the same stage where we got witcher?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    This looks really lame. Fuck. Sake.
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    That said.... green top.
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    U fucking kidding me?
  • stanners987 10 months ago

    Fuck the fuck off !!!!!!!!!
  • Supra_Hans 10 months ago

    This is what we all stayed up for right guys!!! just dance on your phone!!!
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    Who the hell wants to do this? Like life is one big constant bollywood movie or something.
  • kraajkase 10 months ago

    *facepalm*
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Someone on Tumblr is going to have a field day making gifs of this
  • DigitalSquibs 10 months ago

    dance games...are stupid.
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    Totally staged dancing. They all looked like professional dancers the second they walked on stage in 'street clothes' grinning at each other. It's a cool idea, but I bet it's not working yet
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    This is awesome.
  • BradlayLaw 10 months ago

    Why do they ever think this kind of thing is a good idea?
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @ziggy_played_guitar Go play the game, then. This is the Ubi conference
  • frunk 10 months ago

    One for Ellie methinks... Singstar... yes... this... no...
  • joeymoto108 10 months ago

    Why are Ubisoft presentations always so weird?
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    Come back Microsoft, all is forgiven.
  • OtisBDriftwood 10 months ago

    i cant watch
  • alexm 10 months ago

    Why is the talking man not dancing if it's for everyone :(
  • TheChieftian 10 months ago

    Wow, so now we don't need a game console to dance. Will the wonders never cease.
  • giarcresnlim 10 months ago

    yeah, cos that's not choreographed...
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    @spongebob nerds
  • VespineOracle 10 months ago

    How many people can play Just Dance at the same time before the universe with implode?
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    yeah, someone dance on stage. u know u wanna.
  • shoneyul 10 months ago

    jesus christ i cannot believe they still show this shit at e3
  • X201 10 months ago

    Look... lots of out of work actors.
  • jayc1 10 months ago

    lmao
  • OtisBDriftwood 10 months ago

    cheeeeeeeeeeeese
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    I retract my previous statement, THIS is the least interesting thing I've seen all night. Yes, let me dance with my PHONE. I thought we were done with this smartphone tablet integration stupidity after last year
  • OtisBDriftwood 10 months ago

    dont dance
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    People do not want to watch Just Dance at an E3 conference!!!
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    I just bought Wolfenstein: The New Order, through Xbox's One Store.To celebrate the amazing Microsoft presentation. Well done Phil. You rocked. Platinum, Halo Collection, Crackdown, Sunset Overdrive. Good time to be a boner.
  • OtisBDriftwood 10 months ago

    Nooooooooo
  • SeeNoWeevil 10 months ago

    Please god no, make it stop
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    So,sony had good idea huh?
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Apps @ E3. It's the future.
  • richielaa 10 months ago

    You're pissing me if the audience are real gamers, applauding and cheering Just Dance?
  • FatSternKikwi 10 months ago

    zzzzzzzz
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    Please no! Not an awkward white guy trying to dance.
  • Billybob21 10 months ago

    There's more?
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    Self-deprecating humor [x]
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @kassmageant Exactly what is this target market for E3 in your opinion?
  • giarcresnlim 10 months ago

    I've got the volume turned down - makes it a bit more... palatable
  • TheLittlestHobo 10 months ago

    will we see Rocksmith 2015?
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    This might be the least interesting thing I've seen all night. Including Madden 2015.
  • pigwhistler 10 months ago

    pass me my shiniest revolver
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    I dont mind this thing existence, but it should not be at e3. Target market doesnt watch that
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    You lot are a cynical bunch of basts, believe it or not there is a market for gash like this.
  • SeeNoWeevil 10 months ago

    And the internet goes to make a tea
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    Cool track.
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    I hope you can dance along to the haunting Ubisoft music at the beginning of the broadcast...
  • Markitron 10 months ago

    I wish this fucking song was a person so I could stab it
  • giarcresnlim 10 months ago

    @b1000 I'm thinking the same thing
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Just watch the 24hr music video of Happy on Youtube and you're ready to retire.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    I do love this song though...
  • prometheusnx 10 months ago

    Just Dance? Time for a dump..
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    Its cheese but it sells.
  • X201 10 months ago

    These are not real people
  • VespineOracle 10 months ago

    jesus if they follow just dance with some kind of raving rabbids game I'm going to bed
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    frickin hate this song...
  • OtisBDriftwood 10 months ago

    just dance bigger than farcry.....cheers gamers
  • b1000 10 months ago

    Fucking hell, that annoying bird from last year. I'm off to bed
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    I'm more likely to perform a circumcision than play a fucking dancing game.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    Just Dance! Better with the Move.
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Im actually glad theyre showind just dance - i can go for smoke
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....... Just Dance
  • bratsampson 10 months ago

    *big
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    You want Dance? 'Cause thats how you get Dan?e
  • bratsampson 10 months ago

    Start bog, go bigger... Just Dance!
  • SeeNoWeevil 10 months ago

    Just get on and show me what's going to be downgraded already.
  • Zealuu2 10 months ago

    She's following a script laid out in detail by the marketing department, calling for awkwardness, edgy swearing, geeky references, and so on.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    @Sammoore like a small girl in a playground
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    Haha, I typed 'Lara'. One too many Amerettos methinks.
  • WrongShui 10 months ago

    LANA!Has she got a lisp?
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Hella fucking smoky, bitch!
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    wow... i never expected this much cursing...
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    At this point ubisoft should totally do archer game
  • Sammoore 10 months ago

    Anyone else getting skipping?
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    She been drinking before she got on stage?
  • kamps09 10 months ago

    :)
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    "It is prerendered'
  • bratsampson 10 months ago

    *danger zone*
  • joeymoto108 10 months ago

    I feel like I'm on the school playground, swearing doesn't make you cool, muppets.
  • SeeNoWeevil 10 months ago

    Fuckety fuck fuck. Shit.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Wahey! Next-gen starts for me when November and Far Cry 4 comes.
  • Razzajazz 10 months ago

    Lana, Lana, Lana...... LANAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    Wat they showing that will be bigger than FC4?
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    Wow, it's a bit blue with Ubi tonight!
  • giarcresnlim 10 months ago

    Didn't she (us) have enough last year?
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    They have some dirt on her?
  • stanners987 10 months ago

    She did a swear, the potty mouth...
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    aisha tyler Is back!
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    damn straight, that guy can sugar talk me to sleep anyday.
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    Lara!
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    So what, ubi imprisoned her?
  • Billybob21 10 months ago

    She's annoying me already.
  • harry_horse 10 months ago

    The best voice in games
  • feistycheese 10 months ago

    Aisha! :Drool:
  • Ziz0u 10 months ago

    SWEARING IS COOL!
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    LOL
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    Oh yeah it's Aisha Tyler again :)
  • avluis 10 months ago

    She is BACK!
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    Xbox One exclusive please!
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    @TheChieftian Haha!
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 10 months ago

    @Horatio123 You do realise that due to colonialism there are loads of asian/black/hispanic people who speak English with an "English accent"?
  • kassmageant 10 months ago

    Umm.... Not super impressed.Lot of ubi workers in crowd
  • telboy007 10 months ago

    wow... thats a deep voice
  • prometheusnx 10 months ago

    Far cry - yawn...
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @Horatio123 Because he's an intelligent baddie, yet a psychopath
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    We need a game with monkeys in space. lol
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    I was gripped, until I saw my character's dorky face.
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    Because it's Benedict Wong, born in Manchester.
  • TheChieftian 10 months ago

    Neck stabbing? What is this, E3 2012?
  • Ziz0u 10 months ago

    Hey guys. We are all friends now hey?Facebook?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 10 months ago

    what's this shit ?!
  • Supra_Hans 10 months ago

    accent doesn't quite fit...
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    When's the dead smoking monkey getting a spin off?
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    Let's play street countdown!!!
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Stop the Vaas?
  • Ziz0u 10 months ago

    He needs to lay off the plastic surgery.
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    That voice... It's Benedict Wong I think.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @Haq-1 please translate
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    The monkey bought the farm!!!! Brutal
  • Lemming81 10 months ago

    Wake me if they announce the death of Uplay.
  • Billybob21 10 months ago

    That poor monkey!
  • Haq-1 10 months ago

    As a pakistani i know everything there saying haha
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    thought that monkey was smoking a fag for a minute there.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Far Cry 4. THANK YOU!
  • bmg123 10 months ago

    Whats with all the light up wristbands this year?
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    Coke!!! snniiiiiiffff
  • vert1go 10 months ago

    Another AC, we already saw. The Division which we already saw. Another Far Cry... nope, can't be arsed with this after all.
  • harry_horse 10 months ago

    What's up with the light up bracelets
  • Ziz0u 10 months ago

    Aww, missed the music. Any idea what it was?
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    Microsoft are in last place so far for my money. I can't see Sony outdoing them in the lame-o department.
  • Samael_Blackwing 10 months ago

    Use uplaylounge... lol. Great music, though - reminds me of child of light!
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Far Cry 4, just show a lot of that.
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    Ubisoft +1, simply for the music. Already tied with EA in my personal tally.
  • Bertie 10 months ago

    Those Rabbids!
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    More of the Division and AC Unity.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    @oliverhoward I did.
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    yessss....it's back. Makes me think I am in a cool little chic french cafe this music (not)
  • FatSternKikwi 10 months ago

    no don't start just keep the music going!
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    This music reminds me of The Saboteur for some reason.
  • oliverhoward 10 months ago

    Who told Ubisoft that anyone, anywhere though the raving rabbits were funny??
  • JamieR 10 months ago

    Despicable me completely ripped off these guys
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    I'm not sure we ever need another Rabbids game, but I'm totally on board with Ubi using them as mascots. It feels very appropriate.
  • JamesBrophy 10 months ago

    GOAT!
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    hurry up, ubisoft
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    Haha! I saw the switch coming, the announcers voice was off.
  • kamps09 10 months ago

    Nice opening!
  • SpaceMonkey77 10 months ago

    Lamest hobby? Not at all. It takes a lot of skill to make something that doesn't exist (let alone a game. Most of the best cosplayers make their own outfits. That is not to be taken lightly.How many models can make their own clothes? Do tell.
  • FatSternKikwi 10 months ago

    I feel safer already
  • Toaster05 10 months ago

    Here we go again!!! the E3 merry-go-round.
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    where can I buy this fine musical ditty as a single?
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    Best music of the night goes to, Ubisoft.
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    that tune is epic.
  • VespineOracle 10 months ago

    Thank fuck
  • Guy.J. 10 months ago

    @kristaylor Nope, no VR.
  • ShiftBreaker 10 months ago

  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    Cosplay really is the worlds lamest hobby.
  • haritori 10 months ago

    Rayman Legends Sequel would be niceeee.....
  • kalinichenko 10 months ago

    Blood Dragon:Assassins Creed Edition please
  • TheChieftian 10 months ago

    BG&E2 and From Dust 2 please.
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    I'm having Gamescom flashbacks. :)
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    Community Manager, wasn't it.
  • joydivision84 10 months ago

    fuck is this guy?
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    Aaaaand... we have pre-show.
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    Someone on another site made reference to Beyond Good and Evil 2. My 'Hype' level just shot through the roof. Ancel will have negotiated pretty hard during the Rayman Legends fiasco.
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    @spongebob Another hour
  • kraajkase 10 months ago

    one more hour mate ;)
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Shouldn't it be on now? Argh... Or one more hour?
  • kristaylor 10 months ago

    Ok I missed a bit of the ms show, no vr announcement from them then?
  • Sammoore 10 months ago

    Do we know what the team behind blood dragon are doing now?
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    As for Ubisoft, they're clearly going to have a secret new game to reveal at the end. The Watchdogs and Division publicity was massive. My question is, will it be another new IP third-person open worldy game, or something actually new?
  • Pandy 10 months ago

    @Bill_P lolSeriously though, that was the highlight of the EA show.
  • feistycheese 10 months ago

    @HieronymusHa, very good read, glad im not the only one thinking that way!
  • Hieronymus 10 months ago

    @feistycheese You might enjoy this review for the Ubisoft Game: http://games.on.net/2014/06/ubisoft-game-the-review/
  • feistycheese 10 months ago

    I predict lots of games with controlled areas that need to be unlocked to show the various points of interest on your map, 1000's of meaningless collectibles, shit load of repetitive side quests and each title having their own mobile companion app.Though to be fair Child of Light was a breath of fresh air from Ubi.
  • Hieronymus 10 months ago

    Wonder if we get to see what AC: Comet is all about. If the rumours are to be believed, we might be seeing the Roman Empire. That said it was also rumoured to be last gen only so that would suck donkeyballs
  • jetsetwillie 10 months ago

    @bill_pthey still get the benefit of the doubt in my book.
  • Bill_P 10 months ago

    @spongebob What Criterion announcement? That they lost most of their team and office equipment, and now spend their time drowning their sorrows in the pub and talking about how great it would be to have a jet-ski crash into a helicopter?
  • weebl 10 months ago

    After Watch_Dogs, Ubisoft can go f*ck themselves.
  • AlphaCookie 10 months ago

    Really dieing to see Far Cry 4.
  • Sidequest 10 months ago

    @Cimeas it looked like they added a few different transition moves, but the rest was same old same old.
  • valentynlyevyentsov 10 months ago

    @Cimeas Yup. :( It's the same.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    I was happy with the new Criterion announcement and Sims 4.
  • Cimeas 10 months ago

    I was hyped for AC5 after the leaks said they were redoing climbing/combat, but the footage at Xbox made it look the same as it always has.
  • valentynlyevyentsov 10 months ago

    EA's Conference was underwhelming... Aside from Mirror's Edge and Mass Effect 4 of course.
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Far Cry 4!
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    "Sony's conference this year starts at - thanks Sony - 2am UK time (3am for you poor people on CEST) on Tuesday 10th June."
  • spongebob 10 months ago

    Yo. I'm already here!
  • Sidequest 10 months ago

    @PixelEdged 11pm sir
  • PixelEdged 10 months ago

    When is Sony's UK time?

Our live coverage has now ended. Here's what you missed: Updating...

22:40 By Tom Bramwell

Here we go then! Ubisoft's pre-show should start right about now, with the main conference at 11pm BST. And here we go...

22:41 By Tom Bramwell

So far the pre-show involves a man with a nice scarf waving his arms at the camera.

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The Ubi pre-show kicked off with a video montage recapping the last year of events. Now we're seeing the Uplay lounge at the Standard hotel in LA. Which is nice if you're in LA, I suppose?

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We get to play Mario Kart 8 between these conferences though, so I am hardly complaining.

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Now we're seeing some user-generated video about Ubisoft games. It's quite good actually!

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Now we're getting some testimonials from Ubisoft studios around the world about what inspires them. This will probably last a while given that every second building in the world is now a Ubisoft studio.

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That's it for the pre-show apparently! Not much happened there although it was quite sweet. Show itself begins in around nine minutes.

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It's go time.

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Looks like we're starting with Far Cry 4.

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We're in a bus of some sort with the Himalayas in the background. A man asks to see your passport. He stuffs a bank note in it and tells you he'll do the talking.

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The bus stops at some sort of checkpoint - men with AKs are outside. "Kyrat border", says the sign.

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Shootout! Some of your friends in the bus are toast. There's lead flying everywhere. You get out and get captured by the border guards as a chopper lands.

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Who's this stepping out of the chopper? Looks like the bad guy from the artwork.

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"I distinctly remember saying 'stop the bus'," he says. "Not shoot the bus."

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He stabs the border guard in the neck and falls on top of him stabbing away.

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He looks to you. "We have a party waiting for you," he sees, happy to see you in a sinister way.

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Now he's taking a selfie of you and him. His guys set fire to the bus. We're off on a "grand adventure", he says. Fade to black.

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It's Dan Hay, creative director of Far Cry 4. He's saying that on 18th November they're going to put you on a bus to the Himalayas, give you a fake passport, a gun and a bit of cash, "and then you're f***ed."

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Dan Hay takes the applause for the trailer. He says to expect an announcement today, then hands over to Aisha Tyler.

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"Someone asked me recently why I keep doing these pressers when the internet is so full of bulls***? It's because I love video games."

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Aisha's promising excitement and all sorts of other stuff.

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She says she was "incredibly stoked" to appear in Watch Dogs, by the way.

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Let's take a look at Just Dance 2015 then.

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Updated track list with Pharrell Williams and Ellie Goulding among others.

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Roll VT. People are dancing.

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Apparently you can clap along if that's what you want to do.

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Coming this October.

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Oh, that's not it for Just Dance 2015. Producer Jason Altman is here to show us Just Dance Now. "All you need is a smartphone and an internet-connected big screen like a tablet, a PC or an internet-connected TV."

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Basically everyone can always dance forever in all contexts ever.

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That song about clapping was quite catchy. I'm surprised you don't hear it more often.

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Right, over to The Division.

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Petter Mannerfelt from Massive is on stage, reminding us that as a member of the Division you're a civilian agent who needs to discover the origin of the pandemic and take back New York.

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We're getting a trailer showing a time-lapse of New York in The Division, gradually becoming covered in snow as someone sings Silent Night and breaks into weeping.

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Which is a nice emotional counterpoint to Just Dance if nothing else.

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The timelapse goes inside a New York home and shows the gradual accumulation of society falling apart - boards nailed over doors, blood on the wall etc - then back out onto the street where things get worse by the day.

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Now it's showing us the rise of the Division's agents, who the grim VO intones will put the pieces of society back together.

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And here are some dudes in nasty outfits jumping off a bin lorry with flamethrowers.

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Probably not friendly.

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On a day of good CG, that was some more good CG.

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Right, onto The Crew.

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From Division's time-lapse to sped up footage of a journey from Miami to LA.

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There's city bits, country bits, bridge bits, desert bits, snowy bits. All sorts of bits.

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The scenery is gorgeous and the map's enormous, says Aisha, but it's what you get to do that counts.

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The game's creative director Julian Gerighty is on stage talking it all up. "We've been striving to put the gamers at the heart of our expedopdwsfjhklfds;klfdj

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Did he think he was going to be giving his presentation sitting at a desk or something?

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For everyone who isn't at E3, the closed beta is opening 27th July. Register at thecrewgame.com/beta.

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The Crew is out 11th November on PS4, Xbox One and PC.

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Time for Assassin's Creed Unity!

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Alex Amancio from Ubi Montreal is setting the scene. "It is the dawn of the 19th century."

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Trailer time! An eagle swoops over Revolutionary Paris through the towers of Notre Dame and towards the Bastille.

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Over peasants fighting soldiers. Men with muskets firing into crowds. Men in funny hats walking solemnly down corridors.

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Four assassins square up and look out over the city, then prance around on rooftops as people wield pitchforks and run down the barrel of the soldiers' guns on the streets below.

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Looks like one of the assassins had a new hidden crossbow weapon.

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Two of the assassins stand facing a French nobleman who is threatening to light a fuse. Two more swoop down and incapacitate his guards and extinguish his wick. Peasants burst in.

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Unity is out on 28th October 2014.

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We're going to get a live demo of how the game systems work in the open world too.

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They are cramming in a hell of a lot of NPCs. We start off on a gargoyle atop a church, then rather than diving into hay we swoop down swinging from beam to beam.

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Ah there's a catch-the-thief mini mission. Can't be bothered to tackle him though, so we get distracted by a little "Murder Mystery" side quest.

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We're now in a fairly standard fight on a street, countering and hacking away.

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Eagle Vision shows us the location of loot and enemies, bringing us closer to our target.

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Working through a building now, sneaking behind low walls to avoid detection until we reach our target upstairs.

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Here we go, over the rooftops. Icons for stuff are now dotted all over your vision, so you're not diving into the map presumably.

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More prompts for side content - Brotherhood missions.

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Traversal and combat doesn't look that different, although there are tweaks, more NPCs and moving from outdoor to seamless indoor areas is a bit more next-gen.

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We're now on a rooftop overlooking our target, who is overseeing executions, one of which we get to see take place as we creep around.

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And in classic AC fashion, we hop down onto the top of the guillotine, then dive bomb the target with a hidden blade.

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Amancio says that's only a glimpse of the systemic open world, with much more to see on the show floor.

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AC's over, so let's check out Shape Up, a new fitness game.

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"Fitness is boring," says Charles Huteau, the game's creative director.

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The game turns fitness activities into mini-games. This one is called Piano Step.

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You see yourself on screen and have to beat-match stepping on piano keys in time to music.

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Now they're doing a Ubisoft San Fran vs Ubisoft France fitness face-off.

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It's a push-up competition.

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Ubisoft San Fran won! So hopefully that's it for Shape Up.

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Here's a look at Valiant Hearts: The Great War.

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This is Ubisoft Montpelier's game about four strangers travelling through World War 1 with their dog. It's a puzzle adventure with beautiful artwork.

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If you liked the look of that, Valiant Hearts is out later this month on 25th June.

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Yves Guillemot is on stage to help close out the conference.

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He says thank you to everyone at the conference and watching online. "We love you very much." Aw.

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"I would also like to show you one more game."

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"The following sequence is pre-alpha footage captured from a multiplayer match."

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Looks like Rainbow Six.

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Guys inside a house are barricading windows - we're watching through a spy cam, which the guys inside then shoot out.

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We're dropping in from a helicopter onto the roof. There are five in the squad armed with a mixture of cop weapons - shotguns, riot shield etc.

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We're ziplining down the side of the house, planting a shape charge.

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Blow a hole in the wall and bust in with the zip line, taking out one bad guy. The team secures the hostage inside but come under fire from elsewhere in the house.

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The scenery is all destructible - the interior wall looks like Swiss cheese as the firefight unfolds.

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This is sort of what I thought Hardline would be like based on EA's description.

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They have drones, riot shields and other gadgets. It's very quiet, close quarters, fighting over a hostage and working out breach plans.

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Blowing doors in walls and floors to assault enemy positions.

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It's now three vs one with the cops in control of the hostage.

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Uh oh, he comes outta nowhere. Down to two.

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Hostage injured! Coming under heavy fire from downstairs as the remaining cops move through the upstairs. Cut to black.

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Rainbow Six: Siege.

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Aisha's back. "THIS IS UBISOFT! YOU KNOW THE DEAL!"

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And we're out! Hope you enjoyed that. We'll be back at 2am BST for Sony...