Ubisoft's E3 conference Finished

Ubisoft's E3 conference is over - we got to check out a live demo of Assassin's Creed Unity, the first few minutes of Far Cry 4 and the big surprise at the end, a multiplayer game of Rainbow Six: Siege.

Our live text archive is below, and check out our E3 2014 guide for an overview of the whole show.

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  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    Hooray, NoClipMode is banned!
  • pRiM8 2 years ago

    @phenom_x8 Yeah we probably have COD to thank for FPS games leaning more towards action rather than tactics these days.
  • Esppiral 2 years ago

    ScriptSoft
  • phenom_x8 2 years ago

    @prim8,Yepp, Its too much actiony than SWAT 4 I guess, need more careful plan and coordinated action. just hope there's another game like 2004- 2005.They can make it a decade ago, why not now? :(
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    Siege looks cool. needs more BG and E though.
  • Ramza 2 years ago

    if R6 doesnt have Lan then no thx
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    Ooh... R6 has single player!
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    Mega Beard! :D
  • X201 2 years ago

    There have been moustaches and facial hair that we have feared.But none can out-run or equal the power of Mega Beard.
  • pRiM8 2 years ago

    @phenom_x8 Ah SWAT 4 was awesome. R6 Siege looks like a cross between SWAT 4 and Counter Strike.
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    A PENETRATION GAME! O_O
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    @X201 Oh. Thank you. (and sorry bowel, all is forgotten)
  • Vice.Destroyer 2 years ago

    @richielaa No need to read it again. I didn't agree with your post when you first posted it and I don't agree with it now. The internet is full of snark and sarcasm. Why don't you tell me who would have been a better fit to explain and sell the game, rather than the people who worked on it for about 4 years.
  • squarewindow 2 years ago

    Any need for the amount of bad language throughout this presentation and Q&A?
  • X201 2 years ago

    @mkreku its on the front page http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-06-09-watch-the-opening-to-far-cry-4
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    BRING ON THE BEARD!
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    agreed. if more presentations had people like Aisha, there'd be less nerves about everyone on stage
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    DAMN MY IRRITABLE BOWEL
  • XrodOne 2 years ago

    Everyone has a relationship with NY? Nope, america is not the world!!
  • X201 2 years ago

    @mkreku Far Cry 4 was right at the start
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    Did I miss Far Cry 4?
  • ozthegweat 2 years ago

    Didn't you kill Vaas in FC3?
  • JamieR 2 years ago

    Aisha is great on stage. A'lot of her jokes fell flat but I though she was fantastic.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    On reflection, I wouldn't have been that excited for R6, if EA hadn't got me thinking about cops vs. robbers with Hardline, only to end up with another war games.
  • phenom_x8 2 years ago

    IN my youth, R6:siege was called SWAT 4.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    I love my pc tablets
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    I'm off to download the dance app and have a boogie.
  • DigitalSquibs 2 years ago

    "is Vaas gonna be back?"... Really? Vaas was barely even in the last game!!! What a waste of time.
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    @kass I'm not sure, would be a shame if there wasn't.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    5 normal dudes and one giant sassy lady, its like bizzaro snow white
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    @telboy007 They didn't specify.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    @telboy did the confirmed any aingle player for the division?
  • Rocky5 2 years ago

    No one wants to get close in case he bites there ears off :-/
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    Sticking around to see if this guy bites someone's ear off.
  • pb 2 years ago

    Valiant Hearts links to a US site. Surely they were the country who had the least input in the bulk of WWI, at least until 1917?
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    So that Siege is multi player only?
  • TheChieftian 2 years ago

    If they're worried BG&E2 won't sell like the first one, why don't they Kickstart it. That way we can put our money where our mouth's are.
  • Iunius 2 years ago

    Those random people sure seem like actors.
  • patchbox360 2 years ago

    remember when SWAT teams were actually intelligent and not all over the place like kids with guns.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    how many hours until Sony?
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    @Toaster05 That's because fitness is boring, don't you know?
  • richielaa 2 years ago

    He's just gonna grab anyone, but seems a little scared to grab anyone
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    she likes her games, fair enough. Aisha will be back next year, because she does a great presentation. good line up ubi
  • stanners987 2 years ago

    Are all people in the US twats ? Even the visitors !
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    @rockt hahahahaha
  • Cimeas 2 years ago

    The Division was just emotionally manipulative BS trailer, but the Crew looked interesting and Valiant Heats (even though it pulled the same trick as Division) looked nice.
  • Rocky5 2 years ago

    Mike Tyson's kid? Lmao
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    This guy is clearly no fan of the fitness game.
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    If you were a fan of the game since the beginning you didn't play it on Xbox Live, come on.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Math is hard
  • Shotofen 2 years ago

    bye guys. must not care now
  • X201 2 years ago

    Leon ,my question is "Do you think wearing your hat at a jaunty angle is great"
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @NoClipMode you need be banned
  • Guy.J. 2 years ago

    I thought that was a good show actually.
  • MrFlay 2 years ago

    No Prince of Persia, no Beyond Good & Evil.
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    @toiletduck i'd prefer it if they just recorded 4 guys at the office playing it, or 4 playtesters.
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 2 years ago

    Ubi ALWAYS knocks it out the park. But then fuck it all up 12 months later
  • Samael_Blackwing 2 years ago

    Rainbow thikth...
  • feistycheese 2 years ago

    To be fair, been looking forward to a new rainbow 6 for a while, just annoyed with all the co-op bullshit that every game seems to want to shoehorn in all their games.I play games to get away from people you fucktards!
  • mornegroth 2 years ago

    Did people forget about Patriots? That looked much better than this.
  • Glück 2 years ago

    where is BG&E2? :'C
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    What's the time travelling Mike Tyson doing here?
  • richielaa 2 years ago

    What's wrong with this guy?
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    .........
  • GruttyFuttock 2 years ago

    yawn...
  • smenj 2 years ago

    Perhaps she just got given a massive bonus offstage?
  • kamps09 2 years ago

    Sony to go! Cannot stop now.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    Ubisoft showed EA whats the matter....
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Dear god I wish they just let the Yves guy do the conference, Aisha Tyler is mentally exhausting.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Hope this was the last year for Aisha.
  • Billybob21 2 years ago

    So.... what about the PS3 and Xbox 360 Assassin's Creed game?
  • MrFlump 2 years ago

    6 years for rainbow 6. 10 years for BG&E.Get your shit together ubi!
  • MrFlay 2 years ago

    That was a waste of time.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    Worst presentation ever. Ever.Thoug Sony's this year is going to be all but spreadsheets about the l33t sales, 'cos they're winning the "console warZ".
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 2 years ago

    She swears on stage because shes a woman, black or down with the kids?
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    Ubisoft knocked it out the park with this mental presenter, the best music and Albeta.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Very keen on R6, next question is when 2015/2016?
  • Shotofen 2 years ago

    Word up. Do that sheeeet
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    oh manwhat a boring show
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Aisha youre better than this. I seen archer
  • getup2k 2 years ago

    she is out of control lol
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    But Beyond..
  • HyperShadow 2 years ago

    BG&E2 no show again
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    This daft cow is crying over a new rainbow six game?? Damn, she must be a right fanboy.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    FAKE
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    As staged as that is, it's nice to see Rainbow Six back.
  • Supra_Hans 2 years ago

    uuuurgh seriously shut up
  • frunk 2 years ago

    So lemme get this right... 8 people died trying to save 1 hostage... sigh
  • nathan_digweed 2 years ago

    So emo, much wow
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    really Aisha? Really??
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Not a single guy was sprinting around with his knife.
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    oh come onstop the bullshit
  • kalinichenko 2 years ago

    I guess Ubisoft didnt win E3 this year
  • bratsampson 2 years ago

    ...Wow.
  • gaselite 2 years ago

    wish they stopped leaning on the tom clancy franchise tho
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    looks groovy.
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    That looks awesome.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    They should call it to. Clancys night trap
  • Shotofen 2 years ago

    Game = Kill the hostage
  • FluffyVonPuba 2 years ago

    Another team based online multiplayer shooter. How original...
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    have to say this looks great! =)
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    Needs more bunny hopping for victory.
  • povu 2 years ago

    Scripted as fuck
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    It might be gameplay, but it's definitely choreographed to show off features. With fake voip.
  • craigm 2 years ago

    argh the chat is worse the the real thingracial slurs and swearing 10 year olds is better than this
  • gaselite 2 years ago

    this looks brilliant
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    Hostage is her twin sister?
  • samharper 2 years ago

    This is the cheesiest trailer I've seen yet, it's truly awful.
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 2 years ago

    THis Havoc guy sounds really really l33t!!!
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    This chat is so fake.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    This is looking very good.
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    "one just grabbed her....sheetttttt" christ, so cheesy.
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 years ago

    Are we supposed to believe this is gameplay?
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    ANYA! Theyre using her as a shield!!
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    If you have a bunch of out of work actor friends you too can have a game that plays out like this.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    This is alpha footage, voip in final build will feature cunts screaming and insulting your mum. Worry not.
  • Markitron 2 years ago

    @Zealuu2 you left out the 12 year old cuntrag playing rap music
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    So how often do you find a good team in multiplayer?
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 years ago

    Is that a killfeed? Multiplayer game?
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    Love the destructible scenery.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    hope this is procedural, with decent AI
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    "Don't worry about it"Reality: "YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT, YOU SUCK ASS!!
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    The destruction looks very nice indeed
  • Shotofen 2 years ago

    Nice forced mp chatter...
  • Cimeas 2 years ago

    did someone just say ratchet?
  • craigm 2 years ago

    another team based multiplayer with military weapons...
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    So do they not have the ability to make head shots?
  • feistycheese 2 years ago

    Useless twats, never heard of a flashbang?
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Is this supposed to be spontaneous voip communication? Because I've done that and it's usually more people with eastern european accents, gravelly scousers and some fucker with an annoying echo on his mic.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    yeah wheres the sexism and racial slurs???
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 2 years ago

    This is why voice actors should be just that, not voice talents...
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    The destructable scenery looks cool.
  • cardboardMonster 2 years ago

    Co-op co-op co-op co-op
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    I wont be surprised if thats fre to play
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    Just unlocked "Prime Time" Achievement for watching this bullshit on my Xbox One. Woot! Woot!
  • XrodOne 2 years ago

    oh look, any shooter?? Yawn
  • Markitron 2 years ago

    people online will still just play this as if it's CoD
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    No recoil on the guns whatsoever
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Based on MS, EA and now Ubi, most of the good stuff is out next year.
  • feistycheese 2 years ago

    Have they used the same voice guys from the Division, very similar but on a smaller scale.
  • Shotofen 2 years ago

    Oh good. More modern war bs.
  • DigitalSquibs 2 years ago

    the dialogue is soooo fuckin forced!!!
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Oh ok, if its swat thats fine, cool ip to dig up. Intelligent games
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 2 years ago

    5v5
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    I love the fake, Division-esque crap online multiplayer chat. Folk taking games wayyyy too seriously.
  • craigm 2 years ago

    rainbow 6
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    this chat between the players is pretty gay.
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    Looks sooo Rainbow 6
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    yes! looks like theyre bringing back tactical layer =0
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Calling the title now: Rainbow 6v6
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Online voice chat dont work that way!
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    More fascist propaganda. Bet Le Pen is a shareholder.
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 2 years ago

    When oh when, will these set plays be REAL!?!?!?
  • craigm 2 years ago

    @NoClipModei was in the process of scraching my balls when i read your comment
  • X201 2 years ago

    EA and now Ubi.I think we can call this The pre-Alpha E3.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    R6
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    The division - fpp edition
  • podgek293 2 years ago

    well cops and hostage takers.... has to be swat
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    Swat?
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    Yup.. Rainbow 6
  • Ziz0u 2 years ago

    Was perfectly setup for Beyond Good and Evil 2 :(
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    ah yeah, rainbow six, ofc
  • Shotofen 2 years ago

    Not Beyond Good and Evil 2 then...
  • kalinichenko 2 years ago

    Ghost Recon?
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    I swear if this is some Tom Clancy bullshit
  • FluffyVonPuba 2 years ago

    We want Beyond Good and Evil 2.Indeed we do.
  • podgek293 2 years ago

    another cops and robbers game???
  • povu 2 years ago

    I really wanted Beyond Good and Evil 2 or a new Prince of Persia...
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    New Rayman looks gritty, lol.
  • Osahi 2 years ago

    Ghost Recon? or Rainbow Six?
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Okay, this is what Hardline should have been!
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    "Multiplayer' way to kill the hype
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    Shit, I was hoping for Beyond Good & Evil 2..
  • Canyarion 2 years ago

    Who else was expecting Beyond Good and Evil 2? :(
  • feistycheese 2 years ago

    Rainbow Six?
  • melnificent 2 years ago

    Rainbow Six.... calling it now
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    ghost recon?
  • Martinfg 2 years ago

    More sripted dialogue YES.
  • DrW 2 years ago

    Valiant Hearts is going to break me.
  • Osahi 2 years ago

    It's not BG&E :(
  • kamps09 2 years ago

    @ParagonSexyMikeIf only Watch Dogs had dogs in it.
  • MrFlay 2 years ago

    Yves scuttled away from the shadow of the giant amazon Aisha.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Yves has such a cute voice!
  • melnificent 2 years ago

    @Pandy so the normal set then :D
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    LETS SEE
  • Osahi 2 years ago

    PLease be Beyond Good and Evil
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    MEGATON?
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    Beyond Good and Evil?!!?
  • getup2k 2 years ago

    he reminds me of the bad guy from ghostbusters 2
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    Wouldn't it be awesome if he just ended on telling us he loved us.
  • Shotofen 2 years ago

    We want Beyond Good and Evil 2.
  • craigm 2 years ago

    the amazon and the birdman
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    No news on 1666, ubisoft
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    WTF. Aisha is not only tall, but HUGE.
  • Clemence_Portis 2 years ago

    Valiant Hearts is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I honestly burst into tears.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    @melificent Everything except WiiU.
  • MrFlay 2 years ago

    He's tiny.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Show something new! Literally nothing new so far!
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    did he just ask if she's on the game? haha
  • Supra_Hans 2 years ago

    Rayman's (creepy) dad
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    I think someone is cutting onions in my house.
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 years ago

    The dog dies, bet it.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Mini me!
  • povu 2 years ago

    I like that Ubi's trying out unusual and lower budget games with the UbiArt Framework.
  • nathan_digweed 2 years ago

    Is she getting taller?
  • MrWonderstuff 2 years ago

    the giant and the midget.
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    Oh yay! this is always super awkward.
  • Supra_Hans 2 years ago

    Rayman's dad!
  • melnificent 2 years ago

    what platforms is that on? I need it
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @Osahi So if you had the game now, could you play it right now?
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    damn onion cutting ninjas.
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    I feel somethin big coming...
  • getup2k 2 years ago

    oh great, the player perfectly stalled throughout the whole of that. got to see the fecking dancing fine though!
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 years ago

    Anything with dogs makes people emotional
  • Billybob21 2 years ago

    100th anniversary of WW1... not that the Americans know that...
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    Looks cool and a great tribute.
  • Shotofen 2 years ago

    Another "indie" 2D platformer
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    wait... it's a puzzle game?
  • ozthegweat 2 years ago

    It suddenly got very dusty in my room... or I got something in my eye, I don't know...
  • Supra_Hans 2 years ago

    The first Ubi game that interests me
  • kamps09 2 years ago

    Good one!
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Pretty sure narrator dog beats Call of Duty dog.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    Vailant Dildos motherfuckers.
  • Samael_Blackwing 2 years ago

    Looks like it'd be a great Wii U game..
  • Osahi 2 years ago

    Valiant Hearts almost made me cry. I want this game. Now
  • Sammoore 2 years ago

    Dog as framing device at the end=dog doesn't die! Hooray!
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    cuts too boss fight
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    ffs...
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Best game of E3 so far. (Not new though)
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    @jamesbrophy youre a occulus backer arent you
  • craigm 2 years ago

    is he speaking in rhyme?
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    im gonna cry, this shits emotional.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    No way, EA has way better games. I'm all for EA. Go EA. Go.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Good to see Ubi doing stuff like this... I can't see EA and Acti tackling this type of subject or game
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Hmm.. This could actually be profound, for a game.
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    I want a game exactly like this, but set in the Sexual revolution.
  • feistycheese 2 years ago

    Ok, this game will probably make me cry at some point.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    I didnt care for child of light as much as i thought i will, but thats day 1 for me
  • Thiral 2 years ago

    First game tonight which looks really intersting :D
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    ''I was in the war...'' says grandpa
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    Loving the artwork... makes a change to the CGI.
  • stanners987 2 years ago

    The American Heroes Channel ? WTF !
  • Shotofen 2 years ago

    New COD dog in WW2 game.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Dog is the origami killer
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    Wow, love the art style
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Well, up for Valiant Hearts. I'd be amazed if they could stop me buying this now.
  • Ramza 2 years ago

    ubi seems to have lot more interesting games than ea
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Auschwitz: The Game. Stylised!
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    "Beautiful & Stylized" = exaxctly what I think of when someone says World War 1
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    Child of Light is so fucking boring. Seriously EG, you gave an 8 to that ?! 6/10 tops.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    this looks good, at last some originality!
  • podgek293 2 years ago

    so ubisoft go from the awful fighter within to the pretty decent looking Shape Up.... i'll never get it myself cuz i'm lazy but hey looks decent
  • Supra_Hans 2 years ago

    spoiler - the dog dies
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    The dog better not bloody die.
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    Not proper push ups, but I'd like to see more. and get a larger house.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Best fitness game announcement ever at E3. Those guys were a blast compared to models. Big up UBI :)
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    Yes, because WWI was a puzzle adventure for all!
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    I'm going to put that down to 'Ubisoft at E3' and leave it there.
  • craigm 2 years ago

    thank god thats over
  • Samael_Blackwing 2 years ago

    If he wants to lose wait, he'd simply could shave...
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    now comes a good game
  • richielaa 2 years ago

    Well that's a lie, he wasn't even going all the way down like the guy in blue.
  • geordiek 2 years ago

    Someone is going to do a gift of Kaz riding them two.
  • getup2k 2 years ago

    bullshit, they werent proper pushups! :p
  • Shotofen 2 years ago

    So bored...
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    It looks like doing pushups... You might as well have Hollyoaks on in the background.
  • Mr_Bump 2 years ago

    I'd like to blame Microsoft for this travesty, but really, it's all Nintendos fault.
  • JamieR 2 years ago

    the guy in the red top was so cheating
  • TheChieftian 2 years ago

    GODDAMMIT JUST GIVE US FUCKING BG&E2
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    they need to integrate it with fleshlight
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    This is awesome!
  • DigitalSquibs 2 years ago

    pretty stupid
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    that could be fun with friends, pissed or not.
  • kalinichenko 2 years ago

    the hell is going on?Good God
  • craigm 2 years ago

    ugh
  • ipressbuttons 2 years ago

    They need to tuck their elbows in more there...
  • MrFlay 2 years ago

    I remember Jim Lee doing press-ups for no apparent reason. Those were the days.
  • XrodOne 2 years ago

    Sony's turn can't come soon enough. WTF is this shit??
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Why are we still demoing this? It was awkward enough with Ubibrow, this is artfully weird. IS THAT A WHALE?
  • Vice.Destroyer 2 years ago

    Can a mod please ban @noclipmode? I didn't realise that I would ever say this, but he is an embarrassment to gamers.
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 years ago

    Chest not touching the ground. I count zero push ups... Zero... Zero...
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    fat guy aint even doing proper push ups the fanny.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    The gifs that will be made, don't they realise? The gifs!
  • ill00m 2 years ago

    Weakness press ups, try beard!
  • Cimeas 2 years ago

    This actually looks pretty fun.
  • ronorra 2 years ago

    Oh dear...
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    omg the gifs from this lol
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    Ok, that actually looks fun.
  • FluffyVonPuba 2 years ago

    They could be doing "Beyond Good and Evil 2", but no, we're getting this instead.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    I'm feeling embarrassed just for watching
  • Guy.J. 2 years ago

    Hmm, I have been developing a slight waist bulge recently... oh wait he said Xbox. Nevermind. Maybe I'll just do some sit-ups. OK maybe not.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Gary from Ubisoft SF looks fun!
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    Hehe, these guys are like meme machines
  • Supra_Hans 2 years ago

    they found the two campest men ever
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    must.........stay............awake......till.....2am
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 years ago

    This blows
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Twisted pixel writes email to ubibeard right now. They need him on board
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    unless you invite them to play...
  • MrWonderstuff 2 years ago

    ah the UbiSoft eccentric comedy moments of weirdly joyous people.
  • Unclebenny 2 years ago

    I enjoyed that plus I enjoy his beard. That's enough now though.
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    Deep fried Oreos??? I must try that one day...
  • Markitron 2 years ago

    there's gonna be a lot of gif's made from what happens next
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @NoClipMode your fist is too small
  • MrFlay 2 years ago

    Huh, huh, huh! Terrible fake laughter.
  • stanners987 2 years ago

    Forget that shit
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    I am Curious what else is in it though.
  • XrodOne 2 years ago

    IF YOU WANT FITNESS, GO TO A FUCKING GYM!!! Don't understand people who exercise in their living rooms
  • mrcheesyelf 2 years ago

    Problem is I live in a 3rd floor flat, don't think the 2nd floor would appreciate that game
  • MrFlump 2 years ago

    Fitness is still boring. I'm sure my neighbours beneath me would love me jumping around the living room like a tit.
  • GiarcYekrub 2 years ago

    What have they done to eye of the tiger?
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    lol, that was interesting
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    Hey it's like that scene from the movie BIG...Except it's utter, utter shit.
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    god it's exhausting just watching this pish.
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    If I was into dance dance then this might be good. but em...
  • FogHeart 2 years ago

    Oooooh, best of luck with this mate :{
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    @bratsampsonso let's start making some :D
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    I'll stick to Wii Fit, thanks.
  • richielaa 2 years ago

    I'm in a wheelchair Charles, you piss taking bastard!!
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Looks kinda fun, guys!
  • MrWonderstuff 2 years ago

    from the sublime to the ridiculous.
  • HyperShadow 2 years ago

    plink plink plink plink, it's like chinese water torture the game
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 years ago

    You much better off doing either crossfit or zumba, lol
  • funkateer 2 years ago

    Christ that looks laggy as hell
  • melnificent 2 years ago

    dat input lag
  • charming_fox 2 years ago

    jesus wept
  • GruttyFuttock 2 years ago

    Ubi Beard simulator.... new wearable tech. :p
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Sorry to burst your bubble ubisoft, but you invented dance dance revolution. Youre little late
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    I suppose this was, in a way, inevitable. Use a game to apply gamification to fitness. I'm not sure "full circle" is the right term, it feels more like a downward spiral
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    making this game seems to be 100% labour work.
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    Errr didn't the dancing game finish like 30mins ago?
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    @mkreku Damn you, I just thought of ubibrow :(
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    someone kill me. What am i doing with my life.
  • Samael_Blackwing 2 years ago

    Another dancing game...
  • bratsampson 2 years ago

    Well this year's gifs are sorted...
  • feistycheese 2 years ago

    Lol, nice lag.
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    I think this is better than Just Dance, stunning.
  • Osahi 2 years ago

    What the f
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    an insult too the original song
  • Ziz0u 2 years ago

    =/
  • Mr_Bump 2 years ago

    Jesus wept.....
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    Must be so totally awkward for him...
  • MrWonderstuff 2 years ago

    oh lordy make it stop.
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    Why in the name of god am I sending this to a friend?
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    Ubibrow lol genius
  • getup2k 2 years ago

    looking forward to a youtube mashup of her faux pas
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    oh pleas stop wasting time with this games.
  • gaselite 2 years ago

    What's more inauthentic, a game set in Paris with English spoken in English accents or with English spoken in French accents? Just play it with the French voice-overs, duh
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    I want to play this steroid punching game
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Earn uplay points by sweating!
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    It's a Ubibrow
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    Did she just say 'they're gonna go hard'?
  • richielaa 2 years ago

    Punch asteroids? I'm in!
  • MrFlay 2 years ago

    They should put this guy in Ass Creed: Unity
  • harry_horse 2 years ago

    This dudes accent is why the people in unity have British accents.
  • ill00m 2 years ago

    Sacre beard!
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    "Punch a steroid" ?
  • JamieR 2 years ago

    you know he thinks fitness is boring just by looking at him
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    Gamification of exercise. good stuff
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Another game doomed to failure due to ditching Kinect!
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    "Punch steroids"!
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    That guy definitely does heroin and crack. Did they find him under the bridge?
  • Sir_Brightington_III 2 years ago

    Eyebrow maintenance must be boring to do as well
  • giarcresnlim 2 years ago

    ...and I'm done for the night (I'll catch the highlights tomorrow)
  • Supra_Hans 2 years ago

    Also - awesome monobrow!
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    This guy must be a EG employee. So fucking hipster.
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    Ive been waiting for this announcement all night.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    That unibrow though...
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    This is the exclusive?
  • shoneyul 2 years ago

    ANOTHER FITNESS GAME?~?!?!??!
  • XrodOne 2 years ago

    as gay males, what??
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    he has a fit chin
  • X201 2 years ago

    Behold THE MEGA BEARD!!!
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    Noo UBi!... whyyyyyyyy
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    Who curated this presentation. Can I have that Hoffman ?
  • Supra_Hans 2 years ago

    man this sounds like what we've been waiting for
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Yes it is boring, so why are you here? Jesus
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Cheater, that beard hides extra chins
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    Cool beard bro!
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    Same goes for the Uncharted games, as well.
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 years ago

    Bed time
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    @YoshiMcTaggisare you a magician? XD
  • MrFlay 2 years ago

    Bring back soul-less, dead-eyed execs! This lady is more annoying.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    AC Unity cool as hell. You heard it here.
  • win543 2 years ago

    zzz
  • harry_horse 2 years ago

    Please no
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Wait, what?
  • FogHeart 2 years ago

    And he is joined by his colleagues! Souffle, Croissant and Chocolat Mousse!
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Well, it definitely lookd more next gen than watch dogs
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    The world is impressive, but the gameplay needs some more work before I buy another Creed game. Unless the co-op is splitscreen.
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    Well, I'm impressed!/gets stoned by Eurogamer cynical crowd
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 years ago

    At least the co op looks fun. But i hope we can play with friends in the same platform, no dead island bullshit.
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    Combat seems to be alot easyier again.This is not good.
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    I'd probably be in love with the AC games if they took the combat system from the Arkham games
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    @bratsampson I know and I only played the first game for an hour. I was so bored that I never gave the series another chance. I have Assassin's 2 from GWG though, so I might try it this week.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @YoshiMcTaggis how about coding it in Swift just to be even trendier
  • DrW 2 years ago

    @gaselite you're not wrong.
  • win543 2 years ago

    I recognise that rope he just walked across from AC2. So much for newness
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    I'm stoked for this. I fucking love AC.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    crowds look amazing...nice cutscene integration
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    Looks like the processing is finally matching what they have wanted to do with environments for years.
  • Cimeas 2 years ago

    Only so many times they can pull the ZOOM OUT TO MP trick
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @Toaster05 Now, if Connery would have done all the VO in AC Unity...
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Thats a lot of npcs.Will next elder scrolls have cities with that much population??(Faints)
  • Mr_Bump 2 years ago

    Impressive amount of NPCs
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    Im still not convinced about the combat. I have always hated the combat in assassins creed games.
  • Supra_Hans 2 years ago

    There are a lot of British accents in Paris - this pretty much bears out my suspiscion that all French people are secretly English.
  • bratsampson 2 years ago

    @pacman8mychostkart Because so far all the gameplay shown looks almost identical to what they've put out every damn year for like 7 games.
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    If Sean Connery can be Russian and Spanish while sounding like a Scotsman I don't see why French people can't sound like the English.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    That's an impressive crowd.
  • gaselite 2 years ago

    god you lot are a bunch of moaning sooks
  • win543 2 years ago

    British accents? in france?
  • feistycheese 2 years ago

    Standard AC fare, and the main character seems a bit bland after Edward Kenway.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Co-op idea is cool. I wonder how it works in reality.
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    Holy crap, that's a lot of people
  • gaselite 2 years ago

    gawjuss
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    It does look stunning, I'll give it that. No Alberta, but still.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Quite a lot more interior areas than before
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    How can a game look so lush, so beautiful but also seem so dull, so clinical, so moribund :/
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    Wow, nice internal environments.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    @NoClipMode didn't realise your mum's latest one was out yet, thanks for the heads up. Heh heh. "Heads". "Up".
  • Ramza 2 years ago

    probably the game wont look that nice when it comes out or that place doesnt even exist in the game
  • Kwel 2 years ago

    Also, is it just me or does this guy sound like Altaïr?
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    oh man the to many symbols at once diseas
  • FogHeart 2 years ago

    Icons, icons, fkin icons everywhere.
  • prometheusnx 2 years ago

    fecking youtube....
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    So basically the guy straight up lied when he said they had fundamentally changed things.
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    @FatSternKikwi British voices are 'European' past, present and future for American audiences.
  • Markitron 2 years ago

    @TheLittlestHobo I loved WD too but AC4 is even better
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    brits used to be in france a lot in them days, sir.
  • Markitron 2 years ago

    That's the XB1 version
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    @spongebob lets hope that story will be good enough that itll suck you in. Here we see events out of context
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 years ago

    Why is he going through the building? Can't he just climb from the outside and get inside using a window?
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    So we get to kill some more English, awesome! err.. I think.
  • Cimeas 2 years ago

    CROUCH!
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 years ago

    More blind, deaf and dumb AI
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    Markitron.. was tempted, but then watch dogs... love that game.
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    Playing on an xbox one too
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    I want this game, I want to kill that fucker Danton myself.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Different life bars on enemies guys. Next gen
  • FatSternKikwi 2 years ago

    Why is everyone british in this?
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Visually really nice but gameplay looks a bit boring.
  • MrFlay 2 years ago

    Same old Ass Creed
  • Markitron 2 years ago

    I love AC but HOW have they not fixed the combat yet
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Stops swordplay to do some 90s white guy breakdancing,
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    Takes a shot to the chest, carries on. Well that's the 'realism' veneer on this one broken, then.
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    shotgun blast too the chest...........tis but a flesh wound sire
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    Lovely graphics
  • Kwel 2 years ago

    Free running looks very pleasant
  • Billybob21 2 years ago

    He doesn't sound very French.
  • bratsampson 2 years ago

    So this is after the first 8 hours of introducing familiar concepts, right?
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @HyperShadow it would be much nicer if they overacted more
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Ooooh, RPG'sh side quests. Me like
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    "They are cramming in a hell of a lot of NPCs. We start off on a gargoyle atop a church, then rather than diving into hay we swoop down swinging from beam to beam."Are you watching the new Arkham game instead of this, Tom?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    The Reign of Terror had to happen, otherwise the Revolution would have failed I endorse Robspierre actions, the supreme being.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    that next gen sheen
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    4 is the one to get.
  • melnificent 2 years ago

    Clearly not enough crowd, I saw some floor there :p
  • win543 2 years ago

    Bit of frame stutter there.
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    Wat was the point of the CG trailer if theres gameplay demo?
  • HyperShadow 2 years ago

    I like these parts where they pretend to play the game live.
  • Markitron 2 years ago

    @TheLittlestHobo fix that, 4 is the best in years
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    "Protect civilians' yeah, there are only like 2 thousand of em, no prob
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    blend in by looking NOTHING LIKE ANYONE ELSE.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    Don't let Msoft use your game in its presser if you are just going to repeat it...So dull.
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    anyone with a tache like that needs to be stabbed
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    liked brotherhood, revelations and creed 3 SUCKDED! missed 4
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Alright. Nice to see some actual gameplay.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    @telboy, yeah, those interiors where pretty slick
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    It didn't look very fundamentally changed, you still run around in a costume and stab bad guys. And I'm guessing there are icons on the map you can remove.
  • mrcheesyelf 2 years ago

    He b3tter be good then
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    GERARD BUTLER! Oh, my mistake.
  • smenj 2 years ago

    Very little gameplay so far.
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 years ago

    @ziggy_played_guitar and capitalism too.
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    Oohh, gameplay, not bad
  • richielaa 2 years ago

    @Vice.Destroyer read my post again
  • bratsampson 2 years ago

    Yay, game!
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    These assassins outfits quickly approach final fantasy levels of audacity
  • bowman290 2 years ago

    great, four dull characters that wont get fleshed out
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    @kass I saw the MS one earlier which was
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    @x201 good point. Would love to see a jihad simulator 2014 game or something.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    (pun intended)
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    Vive Robspierre!
  • FluffyVonPuba 2 years ago

    @X201 Ground Zeroes?
  • XrodOne 2 years ago

    recent history? Lol
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    they should call it assassin creed bros.
  • Billybob21 2 years ago

    So does this mean that if I want to play on my own I'm screwed.
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    I'll wait for AC: '69 where I get to play a Viet-cong Assassin...
  • prometheusnx 2 years ago

    They better advance the modern day lore with AC: Unity.
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    I quite like the conceit of this game though. It's a very good time in history in which to set a AC game.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Too bad you can't IGNORE some people who are commenting here (like ziggy_played_guitar)
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    French Revolution, birth of Marxism.
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    Left 4 ...Dead? no wait..
  • HyperShadow 2 years ago

    Assassins Creed: The Four Musketeers?
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 2 years ago

    THe Crew Beta website is borked...is that shit also powered on Uplay?
  • DrW 2 years ago

    I see Blur Studios had another bumper year.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    @telboy i agree but you do realize irs not gameplay?
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    CG, but bloody good CG.
  • Mr_Bump 2 years ago

    @MrFlay There was a gameplay trailer earlier in the day. Looked good.
  • Cimeas 2 years ago

    @spacemonkey77 Hardly. 1789 isn't the beginning of the 19th century- it's well over a decade before it.
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 years ago

    French revolution, birth of capitalism or am i wrong? Curious about how are they going to portray this. No left wing bullshit, plz
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    This Left 4 Creed stuff is so weird.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Every year, we tell them we don't want bloody CGI. Every year, they do it anyway.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    @mrflay they tried that with watch dogs at e3 2012, didnt turned out so well
  • X201 2 years ago

    Kill Frenchies. When will anyone have the balls to release a game where Americans are the out and out baddies?
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    how many man hours go into these dull fucking cg fests??????
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Here's how you do "cool" game trailer: lots of slo-mo footage, licensed song that is in contrast to the violent action on screen.
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    I really hope the Sony conference is the saviour.
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    fuck all you nay sayers, this looks fucking amazing
  • FogHeart 2 years ago

    Ah, Tears for Fears: All the cover versions of their songs are miserable affairs.
  • Mr_Bump 2 years ago

    Yay, finally a historical game where the English aren't the bad guys! ;)
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    Tom, "Men in funny hats walking solemnly down corridors" should be the back-of-the-box blurb for this game.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    This guy looks alright. Too bad AC is being milked dry. I can't believe people don't cal Ubi on this bullshit. They're happy to whine about Halo and Mario, but Ubi gets a free card with their 8th AC in 2 years.
  • MrFlay 2 years ago

    Some gameplay would be nice
  • Vice.Destroyer 2 years ago

    @richielaa Like the people that made the game, you mean?
  • stanners987 2 years ago

    Can you warg into in eagle ?
  • HyperShadow 2 years ago

    A multitude of buildings with more than 2 floors: Instantly better than AC3
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    CGI..here......there.......everywhere
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    These CG trailers are just a complete waste of time
  • Cimeas 2 years ago

    That's what I'm saying. It's like saying 1991 was the beginning of the 21st century.
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    Cim got schooled
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    Hey look, It's all that stuff that AC3 promised.
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    Were Tears for Fears around in 19th century france?
  • giarcresnlim 2 years ago

    @Heschka Perhaps they're using E3 as their "online portfolio" to get the job they really want... at Pixar
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    AC Revelations had the best E3 reveal music.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Ac trailers always have good music
  • X201 2 years ago

    Which one of you put Tears for Fears on at the wrong speed?
  • ozthegweat 2 years ago

    It's the Ninja Turtles of the Renaissance.
  • melnificent 2 years ago

    @jayc1 Worked for the other ones
  • GiarcYekrub 2 years ago

    I still haven't finished AC3 seriously losing interest in it as a series
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    The developers are wasting their time making these CG trailers, put the time into your game man.
  • FluffyVonPuba 2 years ago

    Revolution was hardly at the dawn of the 19th century. The 1st empire was.
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    "cimeas19 century:1800-1899
  • richielaa 2 years ago

    Bloody hell, they may be great story tellers visually but please, just hire people who know how to set the scene to introduce a game.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    New consoles are long overdue some good co op story campaign, so im pretty ok with this new ac
  • jayc1 2 years ago

    Poverty and hunger. Solution, lets stab people.
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 years ago

    Microsoft conference: gameplayUbisoft's: CG
  • Cimeas 2 years ago

    HOW THE FUCK is 1789 the beginning of the 19th century?
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Guessing someone is going to get stabbed here
  • alexm 2 years ago

    It's Woy!
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    bored of creed... its all about watch dogs =)!!!
  • joeymoto108 2 years ago

    'Poverty and hungry'Someone's dying for a chip butty
  • andy10 2 years ago

    He comes with his own personal camera crew?
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    another cg trailer...OH MY GOD!
  • HyperShadow 2 years ago

    le Creed du l'Assassin
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    @noclip_modeGrow up
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Poverty and hungry hunger sounds seriously serious
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    Assassin's Creed! I cant remember the last time we had an Assassin's Creed game. Nintendo could seriously learn from Ubisoft and bring out some existing IPs once in a while..
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    Behold that man's hair!!!! Because he's worth it.
  • melnificent 2 years ago

    Ass Creed Unity.... I shall call it Assity :D
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    and the crews website has crashed.
  • bratsampson 2 years ago

    Now to see who you'll be following at exactly the right predescribed distance *this* year...
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Leather jacket and those shorts.. Fashion in 2014
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    I really liked the look of this AC earlier
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    the stab man sim continues
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    let's see what the last gen version is
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Didn't Microsoft already do this?
  • XrodOne 2 years ago

    Imagine if a dude said a female presenter said 'beta' really cute?? SHITSTORM!!!
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    She's tall without heels, Cim. The shoes are for show.
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    ass creed again
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    I see this getting delayed tbh...
  • Billybob21 2 years ago

    Holy shit a PC release.
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    rock n roll.
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    I kinda like her..
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    oh my god, those shorts. Fuck you twat, you're giving the game scene a bad image.
  • andy10 2 years ago

    I think he has a hairy face to make up for his baby smooth legs.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    HAha he high fives her like a child!
  • Mr_Bump 2 years ago

    @YoshiMcTaggis Agreed - have some balls - who gives a flying fuck what the moronic masses *think* they want - make a game with some clarity of vision for once!
  • alexm 2 years ago

    He's dressed like he was doing a Skype interview
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    no thank you.not interesstet in the beta.
  • HyperShadow 2 years ago

    Well, the camera is focused on the top half of his outfit for the most part....
  • Martinfg 2 years ago

    AND NINTENDO¡
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @ziggy_played_guitar err.. what's your problem?
  • melnificent 2 years ago

    2 hour+ missions.... Parents need not apply then
  • alexm 2 years ago

    That's certainly a very next-gen outfit! Jesus wept.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    lol Yoshi yeah =)
  • giarcresnlim 2 years ago

    My eyes, MY EYES!
  • Cimeas 2 years ago

    How fucking tall is Aisha Tyler in heels?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    This guy is way too cool, looks like a nerd tryin too hard. Cunt.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Did he think he was going to be giving his presentation sitting at a desk or something?
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @mkreku she also seems to be wearing heels
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Possible the guy is a hobbit
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 years ago

    His dress shirt and jacket are pretty cool, but dem shorts...
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    Doesn't Canada have roads or just trees?
  • Vice.Destroyer 2 years ago

    2 hour+ missions? Please god, let there be save points. I can't play games for two hours at a time anymore.
  • Supra_Hans 2 years ago

    I drove that journey irl (although in reverse) it took fucking ages. Not likely to be that fun...
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    *mkrekulook at her shoes.
  • XrodOne 2 years ago

    I see ubisoft are attempting to appease the PC brigade, ha
  • Billybob21 2 years ago

    Miami to LA via New York?!
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    The man wears a leather jacket and cargo shorts. I can't take him seriously.
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    these conferences make my toes curl. I don't know why i watch em.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    we need minature Yves
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 years ago

    What's wrong with his shorts? i don't trust this guy...
  • richielaa 2 years ago

    He knows he has shorts on, right?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    I thought Ubisoft was French. Motherfuckers are more american that Microsoft.
  • harry_horse 2 years ago

    Why does a tall lady need to wear high heels?
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    very casual wear...
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    Damn that girl is tall
  • feistycheese 2 years ago

    Looked boring.
  • bowman290 2 years ago

    Scunthorpe?
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    imagine this in the UK, John O'Groats to Lands End, all the shitty boring places in between. Be epic.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    My crew will go to prom, and DANCE!
  • Guy.J. 2 years ago

    The whole of the US? This... can't be right. What's the catch?
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    They should bring that game out with the M25 as a focus.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    I really love the trailer. So calm. Hopefully the gameplay is as good as the looks.
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    I am not watching for bretty trailers: I wanna see real gameplay
  • Martinfg 2 years ago

    Everyone knows America is just one straight highway.
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    Southend, thats where my crew will go!
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    last hope: sony conference
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Why not coast to coast in Eurasia? Vladivostok-Lisbon
  • mornegroth 2 years ago

    The Crew: Gameplay will be so boring that we needed to fast forward it for you.
  • X201 2 years ago

    Landscape show reel No.1
  • bratsampson 2 years ago

    You know, most of the USA is pretty damn dull to drive through ;)
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    Spoiler isnt big enough
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    I hope there's some petrol stations along the way...
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    No other roads on earth than the U.S, Ubisoft.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Didn't Pilotwings 64 do America coast-to-coast without one single loading. Hardly next gen. ;)
  • Canyarion 2 years ago

    Mario Kart has slomo, The Crew has FFWD!
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Thank you ubisoft, i love when trailers tell me shit about actual gameplay
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Woohoo! Only gameplay footage!
  • andy10 2 years ago

    Why do they have to put The Crew straight after The Division? I get those games confused enough as it is.
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    I still like snow
  • richielaa 2 years ago

    Holy shit!! It's game play Batman.
  • harry_horse 2 years ago

    @bratsampson I lol'd
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    E3 2014: E3 2013 part II
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    The Crew, that's more like it, twats.
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    "without one single loading.." loading WHAT?
  • wogsy81 2 years ago

    "without one single loading"
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Cool, but wayyyy too serious. If Division was a movie it'd be laughed at.
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    I'm yet to be disappointed by the TC series of games.
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    oh god this fucking rendering trailers.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    I really liked the trailer, but it doesn't fit with the gameplay we saw at the MS conference.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    Wow, I made the mistake of reading the comments at Gamespot.Do they even have mods I wonder...
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Car Sounds: The Game
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    what a cuntish music.
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    Alberta to this, what a transition.
  • Martinfg 2 years ago

    Well, at least it doesn´t have crappy scripted dialogue...
  • bratsampson 2 years ago

    Pyro walks in 'Hmmph mh, mphh?'**What's up guys*they all dance*
  • X201 2 years ago

    Good trailer
  • Billybob21 2 years ago

    Well, that was cheery.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    It looks like day Z by michael bay
  • FluffyVonPuba 2 years ago

    That's a pretty cool trailer actually.
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Of course, after unity comes shooting dudes in gas masks
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    I like snow
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Last shot of trailer - dying baby hugging his dead puppy
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Game and trailer for everyone who survived 9/11 :)
  • mornegroth 2 years ago

    I wonder what will this game be about? A narrative with strong theme about epidemics, maybe family, and survival?Nope, it's about shooting people.
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    You want happy Tel, play Just Dance. lol
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    Shit game. Killing muslims and communists, I bet. That sad, dead fuck only cares about destroying minorities.
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    i'd laugh if it was a glitch that the models aren't displaying rather than it being an artistic choice!
  • Samael_Blackwing 2 years ago

    Can we perform the thriller dance in this Tom Calancy game?
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    And then they ALL DANCE!
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Do we really need to document this? I mean, the implications of what happened were already pretty obvious, and it's not as if a breakdown of society following a caatstrophic pandemic is a completely unheard of concept
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    Don't worry, we get to shot the shit out of things and everything will be ok.
  • kraajkase 2 years ago

    cool timelapse :D
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Feel good game of the year!
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    YAY! HAPPY GAME!
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    Sweet. They did dance. A dance with death.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    LOL nice change of atmosphere after just dance
  • joeymoto108 2 years ago

    Well fuck me this trailer isn't depressing at all after Just Dance
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 years ago

    *family members die*
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Oh my god anothergritty sounding dude
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    This is taking itself too seriously, from the video's the combat get's a bit too RPG-ey to be realistic. Destiny deals with it better due to the fantasy setting.
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    Those people in apocalypse ridden New York should just have a wee dance like Alberta. Cheer them up no end.
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    He looks like one of the German types who is trying to find someone on the internet to eat.
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 years ago

    That serious face
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    @x201 not 2012?
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    TRAINED IN SECRETEMBEDDED IN SOCIETYWho greenlit this guy's lines? It's like the tagline for the worst 80s b movie
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    Hey, have more of The Division...Why show in one press conference what you can show in two?
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    "serious face"
  • bowman290 2 years ago

    This guy is super serial
  • Billybob21 2 years ago

    This man is very menacing.
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    "Trained in fffecret.."
  • Martinfg 2 years ago

    This guy is serious.
  • richielaa 2 years ago

    He's fun!
  • FogHeart 2 years ago

    When are they going to release a dance game for the likes of me? 'Just Wish I Had a Sense of Rhythmn' or maybe 'Just Nod Along While Staying Close to the Bar'.
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    "I have no idea what to do whith my hands"
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @Pacman8MyGhostkart Too young for what?
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    Guys that look and sound like this need Tyler to balance them out.
  • kraajkase 2 years ago

    buffering...
  • X201 2 years ago

    @harry_horse throat stabs are so 2013
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    The Division. Fascist gaming at its best.
  • DrW 2 years ago

    Aw, the journos in the audience didn't jump up and dance.
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    2015 :/
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    More dancing games!
  • SmellyCandle42 2 years ago

    Well, at least she didn't say Tom Calancy.
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    Any1 staying up for the PS conference?
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    I must be getting old, all those girls looked far too young.
  • Heschka 2 years ago

    oh my god why does company not learning.everyear the same shit with fake performance.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    Making jokes with million of dead people in NY. Classy.
  • shoneyul 2 years ago

    is she like EVER funny?
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    Nice one Bert!
  • harry_horse 2 years ago

    Not enough face stabbing for the euro gamer crowd?
  • ParagonSexyMike 2 years ago

    That was fake as hell, look at the grils reaction. lmao
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    Alberta forever.
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    Simulated human wins!
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @kassmageant That's what you think. These conferences are for the whole industry. Only the nerds outside industry watch them.
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Smooth segue
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    @ja ieR heard about booze?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    Alberta! Fuck you!
  • paulboy81 2 years ago

    Oh dear titty f**king christ!
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    This isn't my thing, but it looks pretty cool. If you like that sort of thing.GIVE IT UP FOR ALBERTA!
  • Samael_Blackwing 2 years ago

    Some cute dancers!
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    I don't think they're gonna stop!
  • feistycheese 2 years ago

    Excellent time for my stream to cut out.Dancing my way to the kitchen make a brew.
  • X201 2 years ago

    errr. won't real people be dancing with one arm static so they can see the next move?
  • FluffyVonPuba 2 years ago

    Ubisoft never disappoints.
  • bratsampson 2 years ago

    This... gets better, right?
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    please make it stahpppp
  • Arsecake_Baker 2 years ago

    Now this is awkward!
  • JamieR 2 years ago

    I'm too socially awkward for this stuff.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    @spongebob - just look at this,look at whats going on. Does that belong on the same stage where we got witcher?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    This looks really lame. Fuck. Sake.
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    That said.... green top.
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    U fucking kidding me?
  • stanners987 2 years ago

    Fuck the fuck off !!!!!!!!!
  • Supra_Hans 2 years ago

    This is what we all stayed up for right guys!!! just dance on your phone!!!
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    Who the hell wants to do this? Like life is one big constant bollywood movie or something.
  • kraajkase 2 years ago

    *facepalm*
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Someone on Tumblr is going to have a field day making gifs of this
  • DigitalSquibs 2 years ago

    dance games...are stupid.
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    Totally staged dancing. They all looked like professional dancers the second they walked on stage in 'street clothes' grinning at each other. It's a cool idea, but I bet it's not working yet
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    This is awesome.
  • BradlayLaw 2 years ago

    Why do they ever think this kind of thing is a good idea?
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @ziggy_played_guitar Go play the game, then. This is the Ubi conference
  • frunk 2 years ago

    One for Ellie methinks... Singstar... yes... this... no...
  • joeymoto108 2 years ago

    Why are Ubisoft presentations always so weird?
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    Come back Microsoft, all is forgiven.
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    i cant watch
  • alexm 2 years ago

    Why is the talking man not dancing if it's for everyone :(
  • TheChieftian 2 years ago

    Wow, so now we don't need a game console to dance. Will the wonders never cease.
  • giarcresnlim 2 years ago

    yeah, cos that's not choreographed...
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    @spongebob nerds
  • VespineOracle 2 years ago

    How many people can play Just Dance at the same time before the universe with implode?
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    yeah, someone dance on stage. u know u wanna.
  • shoneyul 2 years ago

    jesus christ i cannot believe they still show this shit at e3
  • X201 2 years ago

    Look... lots of out of work actors.
  • jayc1 2 years ago

    lmao
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    cheeeeeeeeeeeese
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    I retract my previous statement, THIS is the least interesting thing I've seen all night. Yes, let me dance with my PHONE. I thought we were done with this smartphone tablet integration stupidity after last year
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    dont dance
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    People do not want to watch Just Dance at an E3 conference!!!
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    I just bought Wolfenstein: The New Order, through Xbox's One Store.To celebrate the amazing Microsoft presentation. Well done Phil. You rocked. Platinum, Halo Collection, Crackdown, Sunset Overdrive. Good time to be a boner.
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    Nooooooooo
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 years ago

    Please god no, make it stop
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    So,sony had good idea huh?
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Apps @ E3. It's the future.
  • richielaa 2 years ago

    You're pissing me if the audience are real gamers, applauding and cheering Just Dance?
  • FatSternKikwi 2 years ago

    zzzzzzzz
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    Please no! Not an awkward white guy trying to dance.
  • Billybob21 2 years ago

    There's more?
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    Self-deprecating humor [x]
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @kassmageant Exactly what is this target market for E3 in your opinion?
  • giarcresnlim 2 years ago

    I've got the volume turned down - makes it a bit more... palatable
  • TheLittlestHobo 2 years ago

    will we see Rocksmith 2015?
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    This might be the least interesting thing I've seen all night. Including Madden 2015.
  • pigwhistler 2 years ago

    pass me my shiniest revolver
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    I dont mind this thing existence, but it should not be at e3. Target market doesnt watch that
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    You lot are a cynical bunch of basts, believe it or not there is a market for gash like this.
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 years ago

    And the internet goes to make a tea
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    Cool track.
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    I hope you can dance along to the haunting Ubisoft music at the beginning of the broadcast...
  • Markitron 2 years ago

    I wish this fucking song was a person so I could stab it
  • giarcresnlim 2 years ago

    @b1000 I'm thinking the same thing
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Just watch the 24hr music video of Happy on Youtube and you're ready to retire.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    I do love this song though...
  • prometheusnx 2 years ago

    Just Dance? Time for a dump..
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    Its cheese but it sells.
  • X201 2 years ago

    These are not real people
  • VespineOracle 2 years ago

    jesus if they follow just dance with some kind of raving rabbids game I'm going to bed
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    frickin hate this song...
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    just dance bigger than farcry.....cheers gamers
  • b1000 2 years ago

    Fucking hell, that annoying bird from last year. I'm off to bed
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    I'm more likely to perform a circumcision than play a fucking dancing game.
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    Just Dance! Better with the Move.
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Im actually glad theyre showind just dance - i can go for smoke
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....... Just Dance
  • bratsampson 2 years ago

    *big
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    You want Dance? 'Cause thats how you get Dan?e
  • bratsampson 2 years ago

    Start bog, go bigger... Just Dance!
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 years ago

    Just get on and show me what's going to be downgraded already.
  • Zealuu2 2 years ago

    She's following a script laid out in detail by the marketing department, calling for awkwardness, edgy swearing, geeky references, and so on.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    @Sammoore like a small girl in a playground
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Haha, I typed 'Lara'. One too many Amerettos methinks.
  • WrongShui 2 years ago

    LANA!Has she got a lisp?
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Hella fucking smoky, bitch!
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    wow... i never expected this much cursing...
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    At this point ubisoft should totally do archer game
  • Sammoore 2 years ago

    Anyone else getting skipping?
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    She been drinking before she got on stage?
  • kamps09 2 years ago

    :)
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    "It is prerendered'
  • bratsampson 2 years ago

    *danger zone*
  • joeymoto108 2 years ago

    I feel like I'm on the school playground, swearing doesn't make you cool, muppets.
  • SeeNoWeevil 2 years ago

    Fuckety fuck fuck. Shit.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Wahey! Next-gen starts for me when November and Far Cry 4 comes.
  • Razzajazz 2 years ago

    Lana, Lana, Lana...... LANAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    Wat they showing that will be bigger than FC4?
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    Wow, it's a bit blue with Ubi tonight!
  • giarcresnlim 2 years ago

    Didn't she (us) have enough last year?
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    They have some dirt on her?
  • stanners987 2 years ago

    She did a swear, the potty mouth...
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    aisha tyler Is back!
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    damn straight, that guy can sugar talk me to sleep anyday.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Lara!
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    So what, ubi imprisoned her?
  • Billybob21 2 years ago

    She's annoying me already.
  • harry_horse 2 years ago

    The best voice in games
  • feistycheese 2 years ago

    Aisha! :Drool:
  • Ziz0u 2 years ago

    SWEARING IS COOL!
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    LOL
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    Oh yeah it's Aisha Tyler again :)
  • avluis 2 years ago

    She is BACK!
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    Xbox One exclusive please!
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    @TheChieftian Haha!
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    @Horatio123 You do realise that due to colonialism there are loads of asian/black/hispanic people who speak English with an "English accent"?
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Umm.... Not super impressed.Lot of ubi workers in crowd
  • telboy007 2 years ago

    wow... thats a deep voice
  • prometheusnx 2 years ago

    Far cry - yawn...
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @Horatio123 Because he's an intelligent baddie, yet a psychopath
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    We need a game with monkeys in space. lol
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    I was gripped, until I saw my character's dorky face.
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    Because it's Benedict Wong, born in Manchester.
  • TheChieftian 2 years ago

    Neck stabbing? What is this, E3 2012?
  • Ziz0u 2 years ago

    Hey guys. We are all friends now hey?Facebook?
  • ziggy_played_guitar 2 years ago

    what's this shit ?!
  • Supra_Hans 2 years ago

    accent doesn't quite fit...
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    When's the dead smoking monkey getting a spin off?
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    Let's play street countdown!!!
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Stop the Vaas?
  • Ziz0u 2 years ago

    He needs to lay off the plastic surgery.
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    That voice... It's Benedict Wong I think.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @Haq-1 please translate
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    The monkey bought the farm!!!! Brutal
  • Lemming81 2 years ago

    Wake me if they announce the death of Uplay.
  • Billybob21 2 years ago

    That poor monkey!
  • Haq-1 2 years ago

    As a pakistani i know everything there saying haha
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    thought that monkey was smoking a fag for a minute there.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Far Cry 4. THANK YOU!
  • bmg123 2 years ago

    Whats with all the light up wristbands this year?
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    Coke!!! snniiiiiiffff
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Another AC, we already saw. The Division which we already saw. Another Far Cry... nope, can't be arsed with this after all.
  • harry_horse 2 years ago

    What's up with the light up bracelets
  • Ziz0u 2 years ago

    Aww, missed the music. Any idea what it was?
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    Microsoft are in last place so far for my money. I can't see Sony outdoing them in the lame-o department.
  • Samael_Blackwing 2 years ago

    Use uplaylounge... lol. Great music, though - reminds me of child of light!
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Far Cry 4, just show a lot of that.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Ubisoft +1, simply for the music. Already tied with EA in my personal tally.
  • Bertie 2 years ago

    Those Rabbids!
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    More of the Division and AC Unity.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    @oliverhoward I did.
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    yessss....it's back. Makes me think I am in a cool little chic french cafe this music (not)
  • FatSternKikwi 2 years ago

    no don't start just keep the music going!
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    This music reminds me of The Saboteur for some reason.
  • Mr_Bump 2 years ago

    Who told Ubisoft that anyone, anywhere though the raving rabbits were funny??
  • JamieR 2 years ago

    Despicable me completely ripped off these guys
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    I'm not sure we ever need another Rabbids game, but I'm totally on board with Ubi using them as mascots. It feels very appropriate.
  • JamesBrophy 2 years ago

    GOAT!
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    hurry up, ubisoft
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Haha! I saw the switch coming, the announcers voice was off.
  • kamps09 2 years ago

    Nice opening!
  • SpaceMonkey77 2 years ago

    Lamest hobby? Not at all. It takes a lot of skill to make something that doesn't exist (let alone a game. Most of the best cosplayers make their own outfits. That is not to be taken lightly.How many models can make their own clothes? Do tell.
  • FatSternKikwi 2 years ago

    I feel safer already
  • Toaster05 2 years ago

    Here we go again!!! the E3 merry-go-round.
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    where can I buy this fine musical ditty as a single?
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Best music of the night goes to, Ubisoft.
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    that tune is epic.
  • VespineOracle 2 years ago

    Thank fuck
  • Guy.J. 2 years ago

    @kristaylor Nope, no VR.
  • ShiftBreaker 2 years ago

  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    Cosplay really is the worlds lamest hobby.
  • haritori 2 years ago

    Rayman Legends Sequel would be niceeee.....
  • kalinichenko 2 years ago

    Blood Dragon:Assassins Creed Edition please
  • TheChieftian 2 years ago

    BG&E2 and From Dust 2 please.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    I'm having Gamescom flashbacks. :)
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Community Manager, wasn't it.
  • joydivision84 2 years ago

    fuck is this guy?
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Aaaaand... we have pre-show.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Someone on another site made reference to Beyond Good and Evil 2. My 'Hype' level just shot through the roof. Ancel will have negotiated pretty hard during the Rayman Legends fiasco.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    @spongebob Another hour
  • kraajkase 2 years ago

    one more hour mate ;)
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Shouldn't it be on now? Argh... Or one more hour?
  • kristaylor 2 years ago

    Ok I missed a bit of the ms show, no vr announcement from them then?
  • Sammoore 2 years ago

    Do we know what the team behind blood dragon are doing now?
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    As for Ubisoft, they're clearly going to have a secret new game to reveal at the end. The Watchdogs and Division publicity was massive. My question is, will it be another new IP third-person open worldy game, or something actually new?
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    @Bill_P lolSeriously though, that was the highlight of the EA show.
  • feistycheese 2 years ago

    @HieronymusHa, very good read, glad im not the only one thinking that way!
  • Hieronymus 2 years ago

    @feistycheese You might enjoy this review for the Ubisoft Game: http://games.on.net/2014/06/ubisoft-game-the-review/
  • feistycheese 2 years ago

    I predict lots of games with controlled areas that need to be unlocked to show the various points of interest on your map, 1000's of meaningless collectibles, shit load of repetitive side quests and each title having their own mobile companion app.Though to be fair Child of Light was a breath of fresh air from Ubi.
  • Hieronymus 2 years ago

    Wonder if we get to see what AC: Comet is all about. If the rumours are to be believed, we might be seeing the Roman Empire. That said it was also rumoured to be last gen only so that would suck donkeyballs
  • jetsetwillie 2 years ago

    @bill_pthey still get the benefit of the doubt in my book.
  • Bill_P 2 years ago

    @spongebob What Criterion announcement? That they lost most of their team and office equipment, and now spend their time drowning their sorrows in the pub and talking about how great it would be to have a jet-ski crash into a helicopter?
  • weebl 2 years ago

    After Watch_Dogs, Ubisoft can go f*ck themselves.
  • AlphaCookie 2 years ago

    Really dieing to see Far Cry 4.
  • Sidequest 2 years ago

    @Cimeas it looked like they added a few different transition moves, but the rest was same old same old.
  • valentynlyevyentsov 2 years ago

    @Cimeas Yup. :( It's the same.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    I was happy with the new Criterion announcement and Sims 4.
  • Cimeas 2 years ago

    I was hyped for AC5 after the leaks said they were redoing climbing/combat, but the footage at Xbox made it look the same as it always has.
  • valentynlyevyentsov 2 years ago

    EA's Conference was underwhelming... Aside from Mirror's Edge and Mass Effect 4 of course.
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Far Cry 4!
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    "Sony's conference this year starts at - thanks Sony - 2am UK time (3am for you poor people on CEST) on Tuesday 10th June."
  • spongebob 2 years ago

    Yo. I'm already here!
  • Sidequest 2 years ago

    @PixelEdged 11pm sir
  • PixelEdged 2 years ago

    When is Sony's UK time?

Our live coverage has now ended. Here's what you missed: Updating...

22:40 By Tom Bramwell

Here we go then! Ubisoft's pre-show should start right about now, with the main conference at 11pm BST. And here we go...

22:41 By Tom Bramwell

So far the pre-show involves a man with a nice scarf waving his arms at the camera.

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The Ubi pre-show kicked off with a video montage recapping the last year of events. Now we're seeing the Uplay lounge at the Standard hotel in LA. Which is nice if you're in LA, I suppose?

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We get to play Mario Kart 8 between these conferences though, so I am hardly complaining.

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Now we're seeing some user-generated video about Ubisoft games. It's quite good actually!

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Now we're getting some testimonials from Ubisoft studios around the world about what inspires them. This will probably last a while given that every second building in the world is now a Ubisoft studio.

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That's it for the pre-show apparently! Not much happened there although it was quite sweet. Show itself begins in around nine minutes.

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It's go time.

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Looks like we're starting with Far Cry 4.

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We're in a bus of some sort with the Himalayas in the background. A man asks to see your passport. He stuffs a bank note in it and tells you he'll do the talking.

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The bus stops at some sort of checkpoint - men with AKs are outside. "Kyrat border", says the sign.

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Shootout! Some of your friends in the bus are toast. There's lead flying everywhere. You get out and get captured by the border guards as a chopper lands.

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Who's this stepping out of the chopper? Looks like the bad guy from the artwork.

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"I distinctly remember saying 'stop the bus'," he says. "Not shoot the bus."

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He stabs the border guard in the neck and falls on top of him stabbing away.

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He looks to you. "We have a party waiting for you," he sees, happy to see you in a sinister way.

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Now he's taking a selfie of you and him. His guys set fire to the bus. We're off on a "grand adventure", he says. Fade to black.

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It's Dan Hay, creative director of Far Cry 4. He's saying that on 18th November they're going to put you on a bus to the Himalayas, give you a fake passport, a gun and a bit of cash, "and then you're f***ed."

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Dan Hay takes the applause for the trailer. He says to expect an announcement today, then hands over to Aisha Tyler.

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"Someone asked me recently why I keep doing these pressers when the internet is so full of bulls***? It's because I love video games."

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Aisha's promising excitement and all sorts of other stuff.

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She says she was "incredibly stoked" to appear in Watch Dogs, by the way.

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Let's take a look at Just Dance 2015 then.

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Updated track list with Pharrell Williams and Ellie Goulding among others.

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Roll VT. People are dancing.

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Apparently you can clap along if that's what you want to do.

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Coming this October.

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Oh, that's not it for Just Dance 2015. Producer Jason Altman is here to show us Just Dance Now. "All you need is a smartphone and an internet-connected big screen like a tablet, a PC or an internet-connected TV."

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Basically everyone can always dance forever in all contexts ever.

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That song about clapping was quite catchy. I'm surprised you don't hear it more often.

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Right, over to The Division.

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Petter Mannerfelt from Massive is on stage, reminding us that as a member of the Division you're a civilian agent who needs to discover the origin of the pandemic and take back New York.

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We're getting a trailer showing a time-lapse of New York in The Division, gradually becoming covered in snow as someone sings Silent Night and breaks into weeping.

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Which is a nice emotional counterpoint to Just Dance if nothing else.

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The timelapse goes inside a New York home and shows the gradual accumulation of society falling apart - boards nailed over doors, blood on the wall etc - then back out onto the street where things get worse by the day.

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Now it's showing us the rise of the Division's agents, who the grim VO intones will put the pieces of society back together.

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And here are some dudes in nasty outfits jumping off a bin lorry with flamethrowers.

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Probably not friendly.

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On a day of good CG, that was some more good CG.

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Right, onto The Crew.

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From Division's time-lapse to sped up footage of a journey from Miami to LA.

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There's city bits, country bits, bridge bits, desert bits, snowy bits. All sorts of bits.

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The scenery is gorgeous and the map's enormous, says Aisha, but it's what you get to do that counts.

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The game's creative director Julian Gerighty is on stage talking it all up. "We've been striving to put the gamers at the heart of our expedopdwsfjhklfds;klfdj

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Did he think he was going to be giving his presentation sitting at a desk or something?

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For everyone who isn't at E3, the closed beta is opening 27th July. Register at thecrewgame.com/beta.

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The Crew is out 11th November on PS4, Xbox One and PC.

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Time for Assassin's Creed Unity!

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Alex Amancio from Ubi Montreal is setting the scene. "It is the dawn of the 19th century."

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Trailer time! An eagle swoops over Revolutionary Paris through the towers of Notre Dame and towards the Bastille.

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Over peasants fighting soldiers. Men with muskets firing into crowds. Men in funny hats walking solemnly down corridors.

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Four assassins square up and look out over the city, then prance around on rooftops as people wield pitchforks and run down the barrel of the soldiers' guns on the streets below.

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Looks like one of the assassins had a new hidden crossbow weapon.

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Two of the assassins stand facing a French nobleman who is threatening to light a fuse. Two more swoop down and incapacitate his guards and extinguish his wick. Peasants burst in.

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Unity is out on 28th October 2014.

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We're going to get a live demo of how the game systems work in the open world too.

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They are cramming in a hell of a lot of NPCs. We start off on a gargoyle atop a church, then rather than diving into hay we swoop down swinging from beam to beam.

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Ah there's a catch-the-thief mini mission. Can't be bothered to tackle him though, so we get distracted by a little "Murder Mystery" side quest.

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We're now in a fairly standard fight on a street, countering and hacking away.

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Eagle Vision shows us the location of loot and enemies, bringing us closer to our target.

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Working through a building now, sneaking behind low walls to avoid detection until we reach our target upstairs.

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Here we go, over the rooftops. Icons for stuff are now dotted all over your vision, so you're not diving into the map presumably.

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More prompts for side content - Brotherhood missions.

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Traversal and combat doesn't look that different, although there are tweaks, more NPCs and moving from outdoor to seamless indoor areas is a bit more next-gen.

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We're now on a rooftop overlooking our target, who is overseeing executions, one of which we get to see take place as we creep around.

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And in classic AC fashion, we hop down onto the top of the guillotine, then dive bomb the target with a hidden blade.

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Amancio says that's only a glimpse of the systemic open world, with much more to see on the show floor.

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AC's over, so let's check out Shape Up, a new fitness game.

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"Fitness is boring," says Charles Huteau, the game's creative director.

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The game turns fitness activities into mini-games. This one is called Piano Step.

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You see yourself on screen and have to beat-match stepping on piano keys in time to music.

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Now they're doing a Ubisoft San Fran vs Ubisoft France fitness face-off.

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It's a push-up competition.

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Ubisoft San Fran won! So hopefully that's it for Shape Up.

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Here's a look at Valiant Hearts: The Great War.

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This is Ubisoft Montpelier's game about four strangers travelling through World War 1 with their dog. It's a puzzle adventure with beautiful artwork.

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If you liked the look of that, Valiant Hearts is out later this month on 25th June.

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Yves Guillemot is on stage to help close out the conference.

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He says thank you to everyone at the conference and watching online. "We love you very much." Aw.

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"I would also like to show you one more game."

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"The following sequence is pre-alpha footage captured from a multiplayer match."

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Looks like Rainbow Six.

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Guys inside a house are barricading windows - we're watching through a spy cam, which the guys inside then shoot out.

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We're dropping in from a helicopter onto the roof. There are five in the squad armed with a mixture of cop weapons - shotguns, riot shield etc.

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We're ziplining down the side of the house, planting a shape charge.

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Blow a hole in the wall and bust in with the zip line, taking out one bad guy. The team secures the hostage inside but come under fire from elsewhere in the house.

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The scenery is all destructible - the interior wall looks like Swiss cheese as the firefight unfolds.

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This is sort of what I thought Hardline would be like based on EA's description.

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They have drones, riot shields and other gadgets. It's very quiet, close quarters, fighting over a hostage and working out breach plans.

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Blowing doors in walls and floors to assault enemy positions.

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It's now three vs one with the cops in control of the hostage.

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Uh oh, he comes outta nowhere. Down to two.

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Hostage injured! Coming under heavy fire from downstairs as the remaining cops move through the upstairs. Cut to black.

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Rainbow Six: Siege.

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Aisha's back. "THIS IS UBISOFT! YOU KNOW THE DEAL!"

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And we're out! Hope you enjoyed that. We'll be back at 2am BST for Sony...