Gather round, Eurogamers. We're kicking into Christmas overdrive here at Outside Xbox with our best worst games of 2013.
These are the Xbox abominations that somehow kept us playing - if not until the closing credits, then until we'd recovered from our astonishment. As with a car wreck, you just can't look away, and that makes you a terrible person.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows on XBLA was marvellously broken. In the video below, Andy falls off a building into a part of the level that's not ready for him yet, embarrassing everyone. There's a cheery rubbishness to the disappearing graffiti and placeholder-looking cutscenes that nearly makes up for seeing the Turtles brought so low.
Road Rash had a better line in race-fights 22 years before Road to Hell: Retribution, but it was Road to Hell's hilariously dreadful love scenes that made it a best worst game. The characters stayed clothed to sex each other up not to spare our blushes, it looks like, but because even they weren't into it. Take a watch and marvel at the improbably ludicrous awfulness.
Stealth-action RPG Dark is a poor man's Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. It's trying so darn hard to be a sexy vampire game, but protagonist Eric Bane is a hoarse, charmless div. He looks like an anaemic David Blaine. Still, vampires!
That's your lot ahead of Christmas from Outside Xbox, unless you discover us over at outsidexbox.com. Have a good one, Eurogamers!