Live: Ubisoft E3 2013 Conference Finished

Over the last few years, Ubisoft's press conference has become the show to catch during E3: crazy presenters spout endless non-sequiturs amidst fabulous games that mess with your expectations. Perfect viewing for the middle of the night, then. It's at the Los Angeles Theater this year from 3pm PST, which is 11pm BST / midnight CEST.

If you're around, you can follow it live here with Eurogamer writers in the US and the UK, some of whom remember the first UbiDays event in the guts of the Louvre many years ago where rabbits defecated live on stage. Can they top that? Find out.

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  • DacoitOne 2 years ago

    http://i43.tinypic.com/30kxe0i.j
    pg
  • X201 2 years ago

    Right, I'm off to the PS4 thread.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    @Gunzberg I'm doing a similar thing, watching twitch feed and posting here.
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    @mal Excellent news, Reflections have been a part of my mind since they were Psygnosis
  • Gunzberg 2 years ago

    @Jack_MC

    I watch on GT, post on EG.
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    Here's my top 5 commenters from the Ubisoft brief, now, onto the Sony brief!

    http://twitter.com/MazzleUK/stat
    us/344235150399393792
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    EA guy is claiming they only found out about the DRM thing as they got onto the plane to LA, and saying they will need meetings later, absolute bullshitter.
  • X201 2 years ago

    EA Pete avoiding the second hand games question.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    Is anyone else watching the Gametrailers feed?
  • mal 2 years ago

    @mazzle Yeah, there's an aftershow where they confirmed details (not on this stream, mind you). Supergroup teamup of reflections and the TDU devs.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    If we're quiet, they may not notice we are here.
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    @frunk The girl is awful ( no surprise kotaku), the bald guy is awful, and molyneux is molyneux. At least The Doritos Pope is postive;p
  • motorwrists 2 years ago

    Wow Ellie! First name check of Anal C*** I have ever seen. Respect.
  • X201 2 years ago

    When do we get turfed out of here and into the PlayStation stream?
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    @mal REALLY? Don't play with my heart!
  • mal 2 years ago

    Oh, Reflections are on board for The Crew? Best news of the night!
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    @Jsck_Mc I hope so, I'm trying to be objective when I say this has been a decent day 0, MS showed their games, EA rolled out DICE and Mirrors Edge and Ubi managed to not piss fans off and show another new(ish) concept. If Sony have any true surprises and announce a cheaper (read: at least 100 cheaper console then we definitely have a show on our hands). As negative as I've been this has been a relatively enjoyable E3 so far.
  • Hiragana 2 years ago

    was not gonna stay up, but now i have to.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    @dogmanstaruk

    hehe - I am watching the same feed... they seemed much more upbeat about the MS conf than that one!
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Sony: No always online + sub-400 + here's the console = Next-gen win?
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Alright Chris and Ellie - you have persuaded me.. see you then! I made sure I was at a "dentists appointment" tomorrow morning... cough!
  • Abdu@EG 2 years ago

    @dogmanstaruk lol
  • IOnlyUseSkill 2 years ago

    thinking of taking a nap until 2...
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    @Mazzle I dunno why, but in my gut I have a good feeling about Sony show, I really think it will be good.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    It was a bit hit or miss, but Ubisoft have some great games there, and The Divison was certainly a pleasant surprise. See at the Sony stream.
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    jesus christ molyneux talking shit on gametrailers
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    Well that's it, it is now a 2 hour count down till the Sony conference, prepare your stay awake aids be it alcoholic, coffee or other drugs. What surprises do they have in store? Will it be a ground breaking brief or will they show much of the same thinking that MS have blown their chance?
  • X201 2 years ago

    Who's staying up for Sony? Don't want this to be a waste of Dowe Egberts
  • FogHeart 2 years ago

    Today Ubisoft was brought to you by the words Black (List), Dark (Winter) and Shadow (Organisations). But Rayman and Just Dance are colourful.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    up at 8 for me, but also watching Sony show.
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    Ive a stupidly long day at work tomorrow with an evening meeting... sony better deliver the goods!
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Hmmm... so to stay up or not? Only 4 more hours?!?!
  • riz23 2 years ago

    oh he was playing that dark winter on a ps3. looked nice...
  • Sodding_Gamer 2 years ago

    Yup Dogmanstaruk, I'm up for the Sony one too. Up at 6. Tomorrow will hurt but I hope it's worth it!
  • Duchessprozac 2 years ago

    The division looks like it could well be the modern Midwinter-like game I've been wanting for the last few years. Rather impressive looking.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    Well, all's well that end's well I suppose.
  • Avatargr 2 years ago

    No DRM Sony do it!
  • IOnlyUseSkill 2 years ago

    @dogmanstaruk Same here lol. So gonna regret this at work tomorrow
  • Corvo-Attano-77 2 years ago

    Lol ahrmon
  • frunk 2 years ago

    @chrisdearman
    Even she told you to put your pants back on!
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    Now if I was sensible I would be going to bed as Im up at 7, but I cant do it...must see ps4.
  • ahrmon 2 years ago

    Ubisoft presents Tom Clancy's Tom Clancy: Tom Clancy.
  • huyster 2 years ago

    Wah?! She swore!
  • Iain815 2 years ago

    The Divison definitely stole the show.
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    fuck pants
  • IOnlyUseSkill 2 years ago

    So the online bit works a bit like Dark Souls?
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    Ubisoft 2 years in a row!
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    The Division, MGSV, games of the show up to now.
  • Corvo-Attano-77 2 years ago

    I don't even like multiplayer but I liked that
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    The Dor were Ubisoft hinting at a more expansive timeline? AC, Watch Dogs, The Division?
  • Sodding_Gamer 2 years ago

    Well excited for this!
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    Tom Clancy's The Division: Well, I named three Tom Clancy games! I was along the right lines!
  • Corvo-Attano-77 2 years ago

    Yeah you were close
  • X201 2 years ago

    Nice touch with the bank notes :)
  • wayn3h 2 years ago

    no pc! FAIL
  • Gunzberg 2 years ago

    The Division.

    GAME OF THE SHOW.

    I'm calling it
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    The Divison, what happens after Watch Dogs? Or were U
  • X201 2 years ago

    Good game. First thing that's ept me glued to the screen tonight.
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    oh...this looks pretty good.
  • Abdu@EG 2 years ago

    another gears of war clone
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    @dreadedwalrus ...haha, almost!
  • huyster 2 years ago

    That actually looks pretty cool, especially if you can get a squad together like that.
  • Zeburdee 2 years ago

    Good God! NextGen voice overs! (HD'er acting resolution)
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    @frunk surprise of the day, and on PS4 too. Sweeeeet. Got a good feeling about the Sony line-up.
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    falling fluorescent lights are the theme of next gen
  • mal 2 years ago

    Agreed, this does look good. Now if it looks anything like this when it releases is another thing.
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    I'm still calling Rainbow Six/Ghost Recon. Maybe Splinter Cell though.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Amazing lighting
  • GiarcYekrub 2 years ago

    Multiplayer just seems to be code for lazy AI programmers
  • frunk 2 years ago

    However it does look very, very good... first proper surprise of the day. It actually looks NEXT GEN!

    Love the little touches like the windscreens being shot and him pushing the car door closed as he passes.
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    So it's an online open world third person squad shooter RPG?!?
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    @DreadedWalrus: haha!
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Mixed with Watch Dogs, obviously.
  • Avatargr 2 years ago

    UBI delivers again?
  • Corvo-Attano-77 2 years ago

    The movement is superb.
  • wayn3h 2 years ago

    trying to find something to moan about... lack of recoil? haha
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    I need to sneeze on more banknotes. Make things interesting.
  • Archronos 2 years ago

    It's finally the game of Assault on Precinct 13!!
  • mal 2 years ago

    Ah, so that's what happened to the guy who exited left to flank you. He just stood there, off screen, for you to pick off later.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    MMO Freedom Fighters. Colour me excited!
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    chrisdearman: It STARTED me!
  • Corvo-Attano-77 2 years ago

    Did you see him close the car door? Nice touch.
  • Gunzberg 2 years ago

    Looks awesome
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    wow, this is genuinely impressive.
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    this game has stopped me wanking!
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    That trailer screamed Fallout, but it showed I Am Alive 2 but it's actually...?
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    This looks to be gameplay.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Is this game set after you fuck up too many missions in Watch_Dogs... it has a similar look and feel
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    wow, that fire looked nice.
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    May sound odd, but the lack of shouty exposition is making me like this.
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    i like the look of this. Looks great
  • Abdu@EG 2 years ago

    PS4!!!
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    well, at least this has my interest.
  • Corvo-Attano-77 2 years ago

    So what drugs are you supposed to take during a Ubisoft conference. I mean so you "get it". Oh wait this is a game! The guy holding a controller is a dead giveaway Ubisoft!
  • Sodding_Gamer 2 years ago

    Holy shit this looks good.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Iwata: Here's thirty seconds of 3D Mario footage. It's more than anyone else gave you.
    #NintendowinsE3.
  • gallow 2 years ago

    Gremlins 3?
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Bit of an obvious "LOOK AT THE PS4 CONTROLLER" moment there!
  • Avatargr 2 years ago

    PS4 controller
  • mal 2 years ago

    So uh... where do they plug in their batteries to recharge?
  • frunk 2 years ago

    2 big new IP's... both quite ambitious in scope... hats off where it is due... but all of their games have the same open-world vibe. If they nail it - they will be great... if not... it will be a bit crap.
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    he is using a fucking ps4 contoller check the light bar on it
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    looks like PS4, and looks amazing if it really is in-game.
  • Unrein 2 years ago

    That 3D map sure worked well in Dead Space 1. I wonder why it was missing in the sequel...
  • gallow 2 years ago

    Ps4!
  • Iain815 2 years ago

    Looking sweet.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Immediately reminds me of Freedom Fighters. That's a good thing.
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    Could it be Rainbow Six? Ghost Recon?
  • unicorn69 2 years ago

    looks pretty great
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    Post apocalype + cheery music. Check.
  • wayn3h 2 years ago

    if that's ingame... that's really quite stunning
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    wooo!
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    ooooo the lesser spotted game, and in the wild!
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    fingers crossed not a fps
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    It's games to watch inbetween watching tv on the XbOXO
  • gallow 2 years ago

    Online shopping could be the solution?
  • Archronos 2 years ago

    Dear god, more tablet collaboration
  • Gunzberg 2 years ago

    I thought the French were meant to have style but I guess that does not apply to French Canadians. The staff at Ubisoft have the worst dress sense I have ever seen
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    My ashtray has become a pistachio shell grave, the empty jack bottle my ashtray and I'm all out of whack so you know the Sony conference is only a couple of hours way!
  • mattsharper 2 years ago

    i will fucking freak if this a mobile game...
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    They're retrying the Watch Dogs play a little too closely.
  • huyster 2 years ago

    wtf were the audience applauding?!
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    got to give it ubi at least they do new fucking ip as well as the annual shit
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    so it's called Dark Winter?
  • Zeburdee 2 years ago

    Is this CGI monotony the XBox One TV-machine's exclusive content?
  • gallow 2 years ago

    Another game based in the USA.
  • Corvo-Attano-77 2 years ago

    LOL Archronos
  • wayn3h 2 years ago

    man. fuck all the big names. only thing im looking forward to now is what the mr rocket has got to show on the floor.
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    vote labour... oh wait... wrong country
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    It's like a AAA update of that flash game Pandemic.
  • IOnlyUseSkill 2 years ago

    What the fuck are we watching?
  • Archronos 2 years ago

    Has their stream been hacked?
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    Yes, yes. Money is a virus. We get it.
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    the last of us...
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Party political broadcast?
  • X201 2 years ago

    This is scarier than the Aids: Don't die of ignorance advert.
  • Corvo-Attano-77 2 years ago

    Wtf is goin on
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    soooo, is this a game or what?
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Wake me up when we see a game and not ANOTHER trailer!
  • huyster 2 years ago

    Stats stats stats!
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    Usa usa usa...............they sang when mcdonalds opens its doors everyday
  • Abdu@EG 2 years ago

    WHERE THE FUCK IS BG&E?
  • frunk 2 years ago

    @Zeburdee
    Must be an XBone game as they are the only people with a cloud... they told me.. I belive them!
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    @Pandy. As long as the bananas aren't CGI they'd still be ahead.
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    @chrisdearman ...
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Sod it. Much as I strongly fancy Ellie... ... ... ...'s commentary on PS4conf, this has bored me to sleep.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    oh what, conspiracy shit?
  • Zeburdee 2 years ago

    Looks like it's another game powered by the effing cloud.
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    I love cheesy conference dialogue
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    @vert1go Maybe. Nintendo might spend the whole show making banana jokes.
  • IOnlyUseSkill 2 years ago

    Prince of Persia or GTFO
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    That's the spirit! Be sure to wipe yourself off!
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    AC4 could tell a good story; one as profound as RDR. But it won't.
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    @EllieGibson was that actually Thom Yorke?
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    that bloke is so in with that Aisha lady, she deffo into him.
  • X201 2 years ago

    @Corvo-Attano-77 normal for Ubisoft
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Switched back go gameplay and suddenly looked really bad. Bahahaha.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    @chrisdearman
    Thanks for sharing!
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    screw this i'm off for a wank
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    trails arrives on a sony console at last
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    @FogHeart
    "Was that AC, or Wish You Were Here?" - Great, now I'm thinking about shivving Judith Chalmers.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Physics takes issue with what just happened there.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Multiplatform trials! At last!
  • Corvo-Attano-77 2 years ago

    Wtf is goin on
  • wayn3h 2 years ago

    NOOOOOO
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    Chris you should have gone to bed. Staying up late will do you no good! ;)
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    So. Looks like the big company not even doing an E3 press conference will be the only ones likely to actually show gameplay.
  • mattsharper 2 years ago

    wtf are you serious ubi...
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    another cg trailer lol
  • FogHeart 2 years ago

    Was that AC, or Wish You Were Here?
  • Archronos 2 years ago

    That first skyscraper was questionably shaped...
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    @burto83 Nope it was ingame.
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    @frunk I'll get you that shirt for Christmas;p
  • huyster 2 years ago

    CGI animators across the globe must have been doing serious overtime the last couple of months.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    @frunk to be fair about the killzone thing, it actually turned out looking at like that trailer.
  • X201 2 years ago

    @Jack_Mc Sea shanty DLC out next year
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    its certainly pretty
  • Burto83 2 years ago

    hmmm looks like more cg
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    wonder if gameplay demo at sony as well? ubi and sony seem a bit tight atm
  • frunk 2 years ago

    It looks like our last hope for actual gameplay demos is the Sony conference. Since the PS3 Killzone cock-up they seem to do it more these days.
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    Is that Thom Yorke? Probably not but the difference in pay was pretty darn sweet.
  • mattsharper 2 years ago

    OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    urgh, whats with the pop music, we want ye olde music!
  • mal 2 years ago

    Where's Waldo?
  • gallow 2 years ago

    Pirates or parrots?
  • Zeburdee 2 years ago

    Let's face it, the guy's a plank.
  • huyster 2 years ago

    I'm gonna torrent AC4 because I'm strong and free...
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Ellie wins.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Likewise lolling at Christian!
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    finally!
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    So piracy is freedom and good now? *eyes bittorrent*
  • huyster 2 years ago

    lol, Christian!
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    On a serious note, is Ubisoft promoting this game as "being a pirate" a good thing? They have nothing else to offer apart from a singular theme for the game? Arrrrrr shit.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Drunken chaos? I don't need AC4 for that.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    "Now, about Patric Ubi..."
  • X201 2 years ago

    Another bloody CG trailer--- Just typing it in advance.
  • IOnlyUseSkill 2 years ago

    Hey guys sorry for the shit conference here's some Assassins Creed
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    Pirates get a bad rap. Pirates where very organised and professional.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    AssCGI's Creed.
  • IOnlyUseSkill 2 years ago

    @Frunk LOL.
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    jean gaydar?
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Gameplay?
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    Guys, guys, this has a new Sigur Ros song so you know this game is a multi-faith-race production!
  • frunk 2 years ago

    GAMEPLAY... GAMEPLAY... GAMEPLAY... GAMEPLAY!!! C'mon if we all type in time they may hear us!
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    "Who could POSSIBLY be the assassin? "It's that distinctly noticable armoured guy in the hood! Get him." *sound of multiple rifles.*
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    This is why I stay in the EG stream.
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    I could have gone bed and got some sleep before sony conference... ubisoft has fucked me off
  • mattsharper 2 years ago

    yay more cg!!
  • Iain815 2 years ago

    Anyone know the song?
  • Unclebenny 2 years ago

    Unless its Assasins Creed has a Skies of Arcadia style crew recruitment system, you can colour me uninterested.
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    MATT DAAAMON
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    That L'Oreal moment.
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    "I'm going to disguise myself...with this iconic hood."

    Brilliant, Christian.
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    As someone that doesnt play AC, This just tops off an awful ubisoft conference
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    Why do the Ass 4 baddies look like direct relatives of the Ass 2 baddies?
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    i thought he was blonde?
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    ACIV - Now CGI too.
  • GiarcYekrub 2 years ago

    Was AC3 any good? Only just completed Revelations
  • ahrmon 2 years ago

    Pffffff. Unless it's a Zombie survival game featuring a AI companion who's a young girl, why bother with any of it? This whole "trying to do something different" thing is really overrated.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    Ellie is on fire tonight
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Another fricking CG trailer... bring back the shirt!
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    Dubstep pirates?
  • frunk 2 years ago

    @dogmanstaruk
    No I *want* to own that shirt. Pure class
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Someone needs to inform Ubisoft that EVERYONE HATES THE FUCKING RABBIDS.
  • mal 2 years ago

    Zombies! Pirates! E3 has certainly made a beeline for the trends of three years ago this year.
  • X201 2 years ago

    Yet more CG
  • frunk 2 years ago

    @IOnlyUseSkill
    But winning "Best shirt of the day!".. so give them a break!
  • unicorn69 2 years ago

    ohh now we want to be a pirate ?
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    @frunk So what your saying is you own that shirt;p
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    @Ghostpig I like to think they're slipping that one in for the lowest common denominator, just in case we wasn't completely aware.
  • Specter-Assassin 2 years ago

    we've had fun?
  • huyster 2 years ago

    tumble weeds...
  • IOnlyUseSkill 2 years ago

    Congrats Ubisoft your currently winning the worst E3 conference so far.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Is that the first virtual family of this E3?
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    Those children are fucking MASSIVE.
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    super shit more like
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    Now its dragging till 2am......ubislow can do one with this crap
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    I heard "Cunt the Chicken" and now I'm nothing but disappointment.
  • konniehuqfan 2 years ago

    What was the song playing during the Just Dance trailer?
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Short CGI for the one game everyone wanted to see... and now this.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Effing Kinect. Bored now.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    LOl even the kids are pre-recorded this year!
  • Zeburdee 2 years ago

    @shirt

    The shirt's fine - he's been sick from shit-game nerves before coming on.
  • Rodriguez 2 years ago

    Oh no, Devil Children...
  • Burto83 2 years ago

    Do people buy this shit?
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    I spotted the chicken.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    @dogmanstaruk
    You may have taste in consoles... but you fall down on shirts... that is a classy shirt.

    To quote Homer... its a shirt that can only be worn by Gay Men or Fat Party Animals... thankfully after my sushi eating shenanigans I fall into the latter category!
  • Abdu@EG 2 years ago

    fucking casual shit
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    My god, what a load of crap.
  • huyster 2 years ago

    TV invading the living room; wtf?!?!
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    The fuck is he wearing.
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    @frunk Never in a million years, it's that type of culture that allows me to be condescending to the uncultured masses. I kid, but no eating japanese food off a lowly paid lady is the epitome of cultured.
  • gallow 2 years ago

    That guy is making feel sea sick.
  • brigadier 2 years ago

    He painted it himself.
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    that shirt better be in the ubi shop!!
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    They ripped off the Roxy's Gym Pokemon song. All together now.. P! O! K! E! M-O-N... POKEMON! P! O! K...
  • Gunzberg 2 years ago

    OMG that shirt. Are we sure Ubisoft is actually a corporation with shareholders ?
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    Wow, nice shirt fella
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    Christ what an awful shirt
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    @Mazzle - that egg up the cloaca wasn't even innuendo.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    Oh God she is so tall, it's awesome.
  • brigadier 2 years ago

    Was that Rabbid just choking a chicken?
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    Ubi clearly apologising on behalf of MS for forgetting to mention TV earlier.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Just think, with the Xbox One and Prism, the NSA can spy on you dancing like a tit any time.
  • rock27gr 2 years ago

    Got to love those Rabbits! :)
  • Rodriguez 2 years ago

    More TV
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Haha!
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    Lots Of innuendo within the Rabbids trailer, starfish and choking the chicken to name but a few
  • huyster 2 years ago

    why?
  • frunk 2 years ago

    I do have a soft spot for the Rabbids... Hell Despicable Me stole the whole concept and turned it into a film.
  • X201 2 years ago

    More CG
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    TV. TV!
  • riz23 2 years ago

    +1 to Ellie for the AxCx ref!
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Oh christ no.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Rabbids TV or Halo TV? Rabbids by a mile!
  • FogHeart 2 years ago

    Sadly still waiting for Just Dance titles more to my style, like Just Nod, Just Tap or Just Hum gently To Yourself.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    @Mazzle
    Can we be accused of being "too worldly-wide"?
  • Andeus 2 years ago

    I'm surprised ellie knows anal c***
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    Not long to the Sony show now:)
  • Abdu@EG 2 years ago

    garbage show is garbage
  • mattsharper 2 years ago

    omg another shitty game...
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    Think i'll have a staring contest with myself while just dance is on
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    Yea, you guys are probably spot-on about WD being in with Sony show.
  • unicorn69 2 years ago

    yawn :/
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    @frunk haha, with mine we both were embarrassed playing our respective roles but at the end only one of us had to apologise for being a pervert.
  • Abdu@EG 2 years ago

    I'm just waiting for Beyond Good and Evil. Yeah.
  • Andeus 2 years ago

    "I'd give Dominic my number but clearly he's Guay"
  • X201 2 years ago

    @Jack_Mc Watchdogs will probably be in Sony conf.
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    @Pandy thats what Im thinking
  • mattsharper 2 years ago

    wtf no body cares about this shit....
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Damn Ellie's spoiler on the score.
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    Yessssssss a sequel to Just Dance! I didn't think they'd make another one!
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    haha, that was a playlist of worst bands ever.
  • SSnakez 2 years ago

    -_________________-
  • huyster 2 years ago

    Game Over.
  • mal 2 years ago

    Yeah! Just Dance 1984!
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Time to get a drink... Just dance... another CGI trailer I bet! ;)
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    Watch Dogs = AC + tech.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    Whoa, whoa! was that IT for Watch Dogs?? wth?!
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    CG-3
  • mattsharper 2 years ago

    wtf noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Hmmm... Watch Dogs gameplay in the Sony show?
  • gallow 2 years ago

    Watch Dogging?
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    see more watchdogs "soon" aka at the ps4 conference?
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    oh shit no
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    To be retitled. NSA: The Videogame.
  • Avatargr 2 years ago

    Why so much CGI this E3?
  • frunk 2 years ago

    @Mazzle
    Last time I did it - I did get a dicky tummy... I would not recommend it!
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    This is probably how those 'Anonymous' kids think of themselves.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    I haven't seen a single dog being watched so far either. #Watchdogsisoneworddammit
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    @frunk Sushi Girls are an interesting experience to say the least.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Or is it live-action, watching on little screen.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Oh. More CGI.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Oh. More CGI.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Eating sushi off naked ladies... now there is a club!
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    CGI, again.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    40 bloody minutes to get to it.
  • Gunzberg 2 years ago

    wth, this is the trailer from 2 days ago. Show new stuff!
  • Zeburdee 2 years ago

    My video feed has gone - audio only: is that Steve Hawking describing Watch Dogs?
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    @0X201 I reckon it will pay off
  • mattsharper 2 years ago

    looks like they took the customization from ghost recon and put it in car mode
  • GiarcYekrub 2 years ago

    Log into every1's Kinect
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    "Already come to define next gen" but launching on PS3, PC and 360..
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Was the PRISM leak viral marketing for Watch Dogs?
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    I wanted to call it but someone finally made an NSA joke/statement, it was brief but I'm sure there will be at least one more to come.
  • X201 2 years ago

    Ubi have bet the house on WatchDogs, so no pressure mate.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Customising cars? THE FUTURE IS HERE... and its the same as before.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Ohhh sly NSA joke :)
  • X201 2 years ago

    Tablet apps. Remembers the Keypad that came with Star Raiders on Atari VCS
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    Hnnuh? Gnnfhgh? What? Did something happen? No? Zzzzz.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    Tbh, all this Ubisoft stuff is just filler until Sony is on.
  • mattsharper 2 years ago

    what the actual fuck eg.. I'm logged in as a complete random person. mattsharper.. who the fack is that?
  • Avatargr 2 years ago

    @SSnakez If it drives as well as Paradise, I'm in!
  • Gunzberg 2 years ago

    Finally the replacement to Burnout Paradise that I was waiting for
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    What exactly are "comfort points"?

    They spent in game or out?
  • huyster 2 years ago

    Them pedestrians were hardcore, didn't even flinching with hell going on around them.
  • X201 2 years ago

    I sort of lost the idea of that.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Poor pedestrians and sun-bathers!
  • huyster 2 years ago

    I'm not seeing much team-working...
  • mattsharper 2 years ago

    i'm becoming less and less worried about upgrading my pc to 'keep up' with the next gen..
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    I was going to complain because it seemed that there wasn't going to be any footage. But now there is I'm kinda "meh" about the game...
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    Racing Game #32 actually looks quite fun.
  • SSnakez 2 years ago

    with police
  • SSnakez 2 years ago

    Looks like Burnout Paradise 2
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    It's all gone Excite Truck.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    @Avatargr
    Next gen burnout... ohhhh... you tempter!
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    @SubPixel because it's EUROgamer UTC is easiest for all involved, that's my reasoning anyway.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    I like the structure, and the USA map seems impressive, but the driving itself looks pretty naff so far.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    they show UK time with BST.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    You are a hard crowd to please! I kinda like the look of it... you ain't gonna be learning that map!
  • ahrmon 2 years ago

    @Jack_Mc - Yes, because...oh wait, that just makes no sense. Carry on.
  • Avatargr 2 years ago

    Imagine a next gen Burnout...
  • mal 2 years ago

    Damnit, I can't type tonight. I should really give up ;)
  • mal 2 years ago

    Hey, it's like SP, but you can be bothered you your mate's 6 year old son at any moment!
  • SubPixel 2 years ago

    For a British based site, why don't they just give GMT times, or UTC as it's Eurogamer? Meh
  • gallow 2 years ago

    Sounds like Burnout Paradise.
  • X201 2 years ago

    Customisation. Woot!
  • frunk 2 years ago

    I was hoping we could see the heist angle.
  • Abdu@EG 2 years ago

    only dumbasses will buy this
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    No way. There has to be some trick to this. I mean I loved San Francisco (game of 2011 for me), but no way can this be what they're saying it is. Surely?!?
  • OtisBDriftwood 2 years ago

    Even shit would say it looks shit, im off for a dump to honor it
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    Bloody hell. I've seen more radical innovation at the Country Music Awards.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    This actually looks quite good! Sign me up for further updates!
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    @mal Wow, are Reflections still alive? I love those guys Destruction Derby is primed for a comeback.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    No wait, it is NFS.
  • kingcrowbar 2 years ago

    So with all these racing games, is there going to be something better than the 360 Wireless Speed Wheel for less than the cost of a new console?
  • frunk 2 years ago

    How can they do a whole immersive world with thousands of players without the "Infinite Power of the Microsoft Cloud"??!?!!?! It is impossible... Microsoft told me?
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    TLDR, its TDU without the brand.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    blurring the line between SP/co-op/MP .... hmmmmm when did we last hear that?!
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    All those generic central European accents in all those straight-to-VOD thrillers... absolutely lifelike, apparently.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    @Jack_Mc
    Yeah... they showed more live gameplay 5 months ago than we have seen so far in several E3 pressers...
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Or pie charts and graphs. Sony like pie charts and graphs. A lot.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    All the USA in a car game... ambitious!
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    People have been droning on about DRM and Online limits for next-gen. But Sony are going to win just by showing actual games!
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Ohhh will we get to see some real in-game footage?!?!?! PLEASE!
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    This looks far more appealing than NFS, hopefully we'll actually see a bit of it now.
  • huyster 2 years ago

    Yawn... gonna be hard to stay awake until the Sony show...
  • Zeburdee 2 years ago

    Great pic, Robert :)

    Lana. Lana. LANA!! 'What?!' Put your hands down, Lana, so people can see the stage. Because, you know, MONSTER HANDS, Lana!
  • mal 2 years ago

    Damnit, why did you not put Reflections on this?
  • FogHeart 2 years ago

    At this point, I'm thinking video of actual gameplay from Ubi is more elusive than Sam Fisher.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    yeaaaa, me an mah crewwwww
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    You can always tell a new generation is around the corner because they cart out racing games like their lives depended on it.
  • kingcrowbar 2 years ago

    Burnout/Transformers/Motorstorm
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Its Fast and Furious: The Game... without paying for the licence. High speed cars and heists...
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    Chase HQ?
  • BBIAJ 2 years ago

    CGI is what its about...............in 1999
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Know what will be good? Tomorrow. When Nintendo show actual game footage.
  • homelessbaby 2 years ago

    no idea what the gameplay is like, love it
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Its another fricking CG trailer innit?! Looks lovely... would love to see some real gameplay!
  • mal 2 years ago

    EA doing NFS now?
  • huyster 2 years ago

    Street racing, yup never seen that before. Ever.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    wow, more CGI?
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Gameplay footage, please.
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    Honda advert incoming.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Now here's some more CGI. Enjoy, gamers. This is what you want right?
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    That picture is just cruel
  • kingcrowbar 2 years ago

    Then Tyrion
  • mattsharper 2 years ago

    Oh my god, when Yves and Aisha stand next to each other it makes it look like they've been getting into Alice's eat me/drink me pile of snacks.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    Lol @ Christian Donlan
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    Mighty Quest looks like a fun little venture and South Park, Nagasaki Fart, no words just admiration for going to places that no one else would dare
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Ohhhh new Next Gen game.... excitement
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    Haha. That's two-thirds of "I know my place."
  • gallow 2 years ago

    Someone get that man a box to stand on.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    I never got the fascination with South Park. Easy to make people laugh at swearing and poop jokes.

    Simpsons was better. Well at least until '98, now they are about the same.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Because Nagasaki was funny. Oh wait no.
  • FogHeart 2 years ago

    OK, genuine laugh (at last) and it's Cartman that delivers it. I never thought that'd happen again.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    They still did not show it... grrrr..... COME ON UBISOFT - stop it with the damn trailers!
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    PC FTW!
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Is South Park multi-platform now?
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    I forgot we might see this
  • FuzzyDuck 2 years ago

    @chrisdearman

    Was thinking that too!
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    SOUTH PARK! YES!
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Drug references now?
  • frunk 2 years ago

    YAY Southpark!
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    well, for CGI, at least it is the best we have seen.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    This seemed like an interesting game in the EG write ups... they said they were in beta... why are we not seeing it?
  • Sir_Brightington_III 2 years ago

    Calling it now: Nigel plush toy. And I will definitely be buying one.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Ubisoft have us covered for soulless unfunny CGI it seems.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Vomit made me laugh!
  • huyster 2 years ago

    Claptrap rip-off?
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    is that the voice of quark from rachet and clank?
  • frunk 2 years ago

    I hate trailers at pressers. Trailers are for online teasers away from "the show". I think it should be live gameplay all the way at these things as they can give them context. If they are too scared to go live... then go home and get it right first.
  • kingcrowbar 2 years ago

    Are we getting anything from RedLynx this year?
  • mal 2 years ago

    Come on Ubisoft, where are the crazy accents? I farrt in your genral dirrection.
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    Fuck me. Pierce Brosnan's beard has grown a face.
  • GiarcYekrub 2 years ago

    Shes pretty hot for 42
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    She's like a female Dominic Diamond, but less subtle.
  • X201 2 years ago

    Battleships?
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    @kingcrowbar Mother duckin' Busby The Cat! Which reminds me where has Blinx The Time Sweeper been lately?!
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Bubsy as day one DLC for BF4 - exclusive to tvbox one.
  • SSnakez 2 years ago

    This conference contains a lot of "Wait, what?"'s
  • kingcrowbar 2 years ago

    God the world is ripe for the return of Busby
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Not a second of gameplay either.
  • Sir_Brightington_III 2 years ago

    I didn't know it until just now, but I really want to be licked by a giant frog.
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    OK. Fuck it. Carry On Up the E3. Better than all that fucking corporatespeak, I'll give her that.
  • FogHeart 2 years ago

    I love violent redheads...
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    a rayman game with boobs wtf
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    Is that a little nod to Pixar's Brave in the Rayman trailer?
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    To those non-WiiU owners who won't have played the challenge levels yet, Rayman is absolutely fantastic.
  • frunk 2 years ago

    Logged in at last.. EG is struggling somewhat this evening. Glad to be here for Ubisoft... always a good laugh
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    And now, a game that was due out months ago. #neverforget.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    jesus, shes being really dirty tonight! love it!! :D
  • riz23 2 years ago

    That was aweeeesommmme! offs hype train!!!!!
  • huyster 2 years ago

    Mr Director, show the screen not the damn auditorium...
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    @pandy my thoughts exactly.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    "Pigs are cleverer than dogs." - True story.
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    @FogHeart Black Ghost Colin: Racial Revengence was an FPS of mine that Ubi and Acti rejected. They just weren't ready
  • homelessbaby 2 years ago

    why is this off-screen?
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    The problem with this Splinter Cell trailer is that we all saw MGS5 earlier.
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    Pigs are cleverer than dogs. Tactical pigs or no sale.
  • homelessbaby 2 years ago

    @vert1go if she doesn't ask, we get those deadly silences. e3 appears to be a tough crowd.
  • mal 2 years ago

    Splinter Cell: TV Repair Men?
  • SSnakez 2 years ago

    You can't stop the Blacklist Grenade!
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    Yet another lame story.
  • X201 2 years ago

    No dogs yet.
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    @X201 oh how I wish it were.
  • FogHeart 2 years ago

    Because every military game these days needs to use the word 'Black', 'Ghost' or 'Colin' in the title...
  • X201 2 years ago

    @GhostPig is this your first Ubisoft conference? :-) Don't try and understand, just let it happen.
  • kingcrowbar 2 years ago

    So is it Oobi or Youbi?
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    @Pandy ... just go to Twtich homepage
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    I'm sorry but I can't NOT like Aisha Tyler. Ghost Whisper, Archer various guest roles. I'm suckered in.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Stop ASKING people to clap. #desperate
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Gametrailers is better, no douchebag commentary.
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    Have I just accidentally crossed streams with the shopping channel?
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    shes a good host
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    I always like Ubi conferences.
  • gallow 2 years ago

    Those are some long legs.
  • DreadedWalrus 2 years ago

    "I did so many dirty deeds to Alice in Chains as a kid. And also the other day".

    okay
  • chrisdearman 2 years ago

    Lana Lana... danger zone!
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    She didn't just say that. She just said that. Christ.
  • El_MUERkO 2 years ago

    LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN
    NNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAA








































    Danger ZOne!
  • huyster 2 years ago

    well so the show is starting loooooow...
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    Oh my ... shes getting dirty already.
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    "For kids.." fastestcorrectionever.
  • X201 2 years ago

    @huyster been having to do that all night. :-(
  • Eraysor 2 years ago

    I don't have #manwood right now
  • metallicorphan 2 years ago

    this stream is stuck
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    At least they remember last year! #girlwood
  • huyster 2 years ago

    I'm watching the stream on gamespot but commenting here...
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    #girlwood ? haha, my thoughts exactly.
  • X201 2 years ago

    #girlwood
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    She's so tall :)
  • vert1go 2 years ago

    Has every company forgotten that we JUST WANT TO SEE GAMES at E3?
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    Keeping this window open as well, of course.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    I'm on Twitch too now, YT has borked also, but staying here for the banter.
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    Just watch the spike feed on gametrailers.com
  • GhostPig 2 years ago

    What the fuck am I watching.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Twitch.tv working good at 240p.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    This is gonna be weird. Calling it now!
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    @X201 I think it's going to be okay! XD
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    I'm just seeing the 'will begin shortly' screen, everyone else on this too?
  • homelessbaby 2 years ago

    twitch seems the way to go
  • Pacman8MyGhostkart 2 years ago

    They haven't stopped being irreverent I see.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    Lana!
  • X201 2 years ago

    Please be mental, Please be mental, Please be mental, Please be mental, Please be mental, Please be mental,
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    @Jack_Mc Thanks. YouTube froze on me, though this still seems laggy.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    forget my last link.
  • X201 2 years ago

    Try http://www.twitch.tv/ for Ubi, is stable
  • mal 2 years ago

    Oh, I spoke to soon. Damnit!
  • mal 2 years ago

    Working better than ustream did for me at the moment. Mind you, everything's worked better than the eurogamer updates feed so far.
  • SeanLB 2 years ago

    I hear they are revealing their belated sequel to Wheelman. Following in Konami's footsteps with Sutherland they hired their own star for motion capture and voice acting duties. 'Wheeler Dealer' starring Harry Redknapp.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    http://www.twitch.tv/gamespot
  • Sir_Brightington_III 2 years ago

    Can't wait for some Assassin's Creed without that dullard Desmond in it. Bring on the pirates. Y'arrr.
  • SSnakez 2 years ago

    This forced 1080p HD is incredibly irritating especially if your PC isn't all that capable
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    YouTube lagging a bit. The Infinite Power of the Cloud isn't at its most impressive today.
  • X201 2 years ago

    Youtube is the worst stream of the night for me so far :-(
  • homelessbaby 2 years ago

    is the entire internet over-capacity?
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    EuroGamer - the comments are still not refreshing properly.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    I hope Ubi show Watch Dogs on PS4.
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    They have switched to YouTube, this should work.
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    YouTube is up.
  • Panchos 2 years ago

    Imagine a world where streams worked..
  • X201 2 years ago

    No stream, but Malteasers ad is working. :-/
  • homelessbaby 2 years ago

    Has anyone made a "LANAAA" joke yet?
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    I enjoyed Prince of Persia: Sands of Time. Wasn't perfect, but far more appealing than the 'gritty' re-reboot.
  • Jack_Mc 2 years ago

    sorted out the feeds yet EG?
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    @mkreku Get a Cheese Toastie, a hot toddy and settle in with us, you know you want too.
  • riz23 2 years ago

    @mkreku Get some sleep buddy. This ain't going anywhere. Meetings with boss require mental acuity.
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    I've never called in sick in my life, I think my boss would call the police from worry if I did. Coffee it is.. and I don't even drink coffee :(
  • Rekees 2 years ago

    coffee...lots of coffee
  • Euronymous 2 years ago

    @mkreku: Phone in sick...
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    In case anyone missed the big news from the MS brief, there will be a new, Zoo Tycoon! Experience the majesty of keeping animals in enclosures and overcharging visitors for soft drinks. Day one DLC Knut The Bear Tribute Pack.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5
    dPJ4jyza48
  • mkreku 2 years ago

    Shit shit shit, I have to sleep but I really want to see this. Meeting with my boss all day tomorrow. WHAT TO DO
  • kassmageant 2 years ago

    Is it just me, or pretty much ALL gaming sites work like SHIT right now? I was so happy that i got night shift at work today, so i can benefit from superfast internet here, but My God does the streaming suck.
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    God how great would it be if Ubi go fuck it and get Mr Caffeine back!
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    I don't get the love for BG&E. Sorry guys.
  • Big-Boss 2 years ago

    I'm looking forward to Ubisoft's conference the most after how they completely owned E3 last year. Just hope they don't make their hosts sound like obnoxious morons again by giving them a poorly written script to follow.

    Hopefully they'll spring another pleasant surprise and reveal a new IP like they did with Watch Dogs last year. I've skipped all the other conferences so far so I hope the one I do end up watching is worth staying up two hours past my bedtime! :)
  • albo 2 years ago

    ubisoft released an official teaser image for BG&E2 a day or two ago on their facebook page so keep your hopes up
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    @SeanLB - Don't tease. i started playing back the BG&E2 trailer the moment I read that. :(
  • albo 2 years ago

    Beyond good and evil is likely. This is already become one of my favourite e3's well...ever
  • Pandy 2 years ago

    I feel DICE rescued the mood there. After the EA Sports dirge, the only way is up. I wonder if Ubisoft will try to do another 'Watch Dogs', and pull out another genuine surprise.
  • SeanLB 2 years ago

    Beyond Good and Evil 2 would be a nice end to the evening.
  • Mazzle 2 years ago

    Onto presser number 3 and drink number F. Less than an hour to go!
  • dogmanstaruk 2 years ago

    Not too long till Ubi then a couple of hours to Sony. Then 3.5 hours of sleep;p meh

Our live coverage has now ended. Here's what you missed: Updating...

22:39 By Tom Phillips

22:40 By Tom Phillips

It's Ubisoft boss Yves Guillemot, noticing Patrice Desilet creeping up behind him.

22:40 By Tom Phillips

If only there was a haystack handy for him to hide in.

22:43 By Tom Phillips

Tonight we'll see more of Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag and Watch Dogs, Ubisoft's two big open world games due out in time for Christmas.

22:44 By Tom Phillips

Also look out for confirmation of The Crew, the new racing title from Driver: San Francisco developer Reflections.

22:45 By Tom Phillips

There's also been rumours of a new Prince of Persia. What better time to relaunch the series than at the start of a new console generation?

22:46 By Tom Phillips

As for Beyond Good & Evil fans - keep faith. Even if we hear nothing tonight.

22:47 By Martin Robinson

Where do people stand on the last Prince of Persia reboot? The one that wasn't a movie tie-in. I actually quite enjoyed it.

22:51 By Christian Donlan

Fingers crossed for a bit more Shaun White...

22:52 By Christian Donlan

Shaun White's Half-Boarding would work. Breakfast is paid for but he has to find his own lunch.

22:59 By Ellie Gibson

Bon soir amigos! Let's Ubisoft!

23:01 By Christian Donlan

Nought to Ubisoft in three seconds.

23:02 By Christian Donlan

He may dress at J Crew, but he can still rock.

23:02 By Ellie Gibson

No man over 30 needs to wear a pendant on a little leather string. Even rock stars.

23:03 By Ellie Gibson

It's a guitar game! "OK 2007, let's ROCK!"

23:04 By Ellie Gibson

Just seconds into the Ubi conference and already I have no idea what's going on. A new record. Usually it takes at least eight minutes.

23:05 By Christian Donlan

How could you have left Ross for the guy out of Mystery Men?

23:06 By Ellie Gibson

This year's Ubisoft press conference is brought to you by QVC.

23:06 By Martin Robinson

I've only just realised that's Lana from Archer.

23:07 By Ellie Gibson

"Belly first, ass out." That's Ubisoft all over.

23:08 By Christian Donlan

There is a lot of housekeeping to get out of the way up front this time.

23:08 By Ellie Gibson

"There are no stupid questions." Oh my friend. Oh my dear dear friend.

23:09 By Christian Donlan

"As they say at Ubisoft: didn't we get rid of you already, Patrice Desilets?"

23:10 By Robert Purchese

23:11 By Robert Purchese

23:11 By Ellie Gibson

That would be amazing, wouldn't it? A shadowy figure strides through the auditorium, up onto the stage. He smashes the screens over with a breathtaking series of fierce roundhouse kicks. Raising his fists to the ceiling he throws back his head and roars, "JE... SUIS... DESILEEEEEEEETS..."

23:13 By Christian Donlan

That's Shaun White!

23:15 By Ellie Gibson

This all gives me great hope that we WILL one day see the return of Gex and Bubsy.

23:18 By Ellie Gibson

A hoodie? A HOODIE? Sir, you are on stage at E3! No one said black tie but good grief, make a bit of effort! Also, you are 41.

23:19 By Ellie Gibson

Oh wait, is he French Canadian? Makes sense.

23:19 By Christian Donlan

French Canadians are born casual.

23:19 By Christian Donlan

Their constitution has a zip on it.

23:22 By Ellie Gibson

DIGITAL CRACK. Yes, thanks to Ubisoft we'll all be living under bridges next year, begging passers by for any spare epic loot.

23:23 By Christian Donlan

YVESSSSSSSSS

23:23 By Ellie Gibson

She just called the internet pissy! I love this woman.

23:23 By Ellie Gibson

Give it some, Guillemot!

23:23 By Christian Donlan

Crikey.

23:23 By Ellie Gibson

Watch out for the wisps of his wife's Gitane smoke curling in from the side of the stage.

23:24 By Christian Donlan

I hope he invites Tom Cruise on stage next.

23:24 By Robert Purchese

23:24 By Ellie Gibson

Is he wearing a fleece? Good grief. This is not how wars are won.

23:25 By Christian Donlan

It's Driver and this time the car's in a coma!

23:25 By Christian Donlan

(It isn't Driver.)

23:26 By Christian Donlan

RENO!

23:26 By Christian Donlan

Will its star ever stop rising?

23:27 By Christian Donlan

Sadly the car carrying all the in-game footage got caught in a pile-up.

23:28 By Christian Donlan

She accidentally inhaled Yves.

23:28 By Ellie Gibson

Is that it from Yves then? Early flight back to Lilliput?

23:28 By Robert Purchese

23:29 By Christian Donlan

That is not the face that accompanies the word "fun".

23:30 By Christian Donlan

And the universal hand gesture for "group up with your friends."

23:30 By Ellie Gibson

Is that a lanyard hanging of his trousers or is he just really unhappy to be here?

23:31 By Christian Donlan

Burnout's barriers! I'm already in favour of this game.

23:31 By Robert Purchese

23:32 By Christian Donlan

The hallmark of any good game presentation is a variation on the line, "See that mountain? You'll be able to..."

23:33 By Robert Purchese

23:35 By Robert Purchese

23:36 By Ellie Gibson

Just like those arcades on ferries where you can both have a go! Except 58 more.

23:37 By Ellie Gibson

Mind you, it's easy to spend that before you're in sight of Calais if they've got a Jambo Safari machine.

23:39 By Christian Donlan

This is either a segue to Watch Dogs or the recent NSA thing.

23:40 By Ellie Gibson

Personally I'm looking forward to Game_and_Watch_Dogs, where you have to outwit a mysterious government agency across two LCD screens while avoiding barrels.

23:43 By Ellie Gibson

Well I don't know. We've had one exec in a fleece, another in a hoodie, someone else dangling lanyards all over the place. I'm half expecting the next bloke to come out wearing Speedos and a beer can hat.

23:44 By Ellie Gibson

YES.

23:45 By Ellie Gibson

Eurogamer 10/10

23:45 By Christian Donlan

This is a live feed from inside Yves' head.

23:45 By Ellie Gibson

MURS.

23:45 By Christian Donlan

From the NSA to the cast of T4 in twenty seconds.

23:46 By Ellie Gibson

Oh my God ANY SONG YOU WANT I am digging out my Anal C*** collection

23:46 By Ellie Gibson

That is literally the best thing I have ever seen.

23:46 By Ellie Gibson

Just Dance got its start as a mini-game???!!! Impossible!

23:47 By Christian Donlan

Rabbid Invasion doesn't sound very cute.

23:50 By Christian Donlan

I want to invade my TV to change that shirt.

23:50 By Ellie Gibson

Shirt.

23:52 By Christian Donlan

We did this with Season 3 of Engie Benjy back in the mid 2000s.

23:52 By Ellie Gibson

Let's just take a moment to remember Ubidays 2007, when they decided to put real live rabbits on the stage! Except they were terrified. So you saw these human hands shoving these little bundles out of the wings. And then they crapped everywhere. Happy days.

23:52 By Ellie Gibson

"Fun, dancing and rabbits." That's certainly what I was hoping to get out of this year's E3.

23:53 By Ellie Gibson

Don't you mean, you ARRRRR a pirate?

23:53 By Christian Donlan

Assassins don't really blend in, do they?

23:53 By Ellie Gibson

Pieces of 8 out of 10.

23:53 By Christian Donlan

I'm going to disguise myself...with this iconic hood.

23:54 By Ellie Gibson

"Anyone seen any assassins in here?" "Nope, not me, I'm just wearing this tea towel as a fashion statement."

23:55 By Ellie Gibson

I bet they'll release a patch.

23:56 By Christian Donlan

I hope he said, "This will wheely hurt."

23:57 By Christian Donlan

If Desilets storms the stage and shivs him, we will have all gone meta.

23:57 By Christian Donlan

Oh, so now Ubisoft like pirates.

23:57 By Ellie Gibson

Corduroy?? Honestly. It's like Michael Foot and the donkey jacket.

23:58 By Ellie Gibson

Piracy is killing gaming.

00:00 By Ellie Gibson

Look out for Just Dance: Pirate Edition. "Stab to your left! Stab to your right!"

00:01 By Christian Donlan

Whale! Sold.

00:01 By Christian Donlan

Can you shiv a whale?

00:02 By Ellie Gibson

Quite enjoyed that pirate trailer, even if it was a bit Man from Del Monte Meets Thom Yorke.

00:02 By Christian Donlan

RedLynx! And actual gameplay.

00:03 By Robert Purchese

00:04 By Ellie Gibson

Yves! His wife has sent him out. "Ziss is your show. Go. MAINTENANT."

00:05 By Ellie Gibson

She slowly grinds the Gitane under a Louboutin and reaches for another. "Allez."

00:05 By Ellie Gibson

Dark Winter is coming!

00:05 By Christian Donlan

An MMO by people who read The New Statesmen.

00:06 By Ellie Gibson

Enjoy, @chrisdearman.

00:06 By Christian Donlan

How will they take all of this cutting edge material and turn it into rat punching?

X201 says:

This is scarier than the Aids: Don't die of ignorance advert.

00:07 By Christian Donlan

There is no game. Yves is just very concerned about stuff.

00:07 By Ellie Gibson

Day 04: Elaine Page will cancel an appearance on Loose Women. Tesco's will run out of Hall's Soothers.

00:08 By Ellie Gibson

Scarf! Must be French.

00:08 By Ellie Gibson

Oh, just European.

00:09 By Christian Donlan

Ironic use of jaunty song.

00:10 By Ellie Gibson

Bronson? Mister Bronson out of Grange Hill? Now that would be the scariest video game boss ever.

00:12 By Ellie Gibson

Magic watch! But can it play Candy Crush?

00:12 By Christian Donlan

All of this because somebody sneezed on a bank note, remember.

Pandy says:

MMO Freedom Fighters. Colour me excited!

00:13 By Ellie Gibson

I bet it's Bobby Kotick's fault. "Kleenex? Pah. I'll just use this $100 bill."

00:16 By Christian Donlan

Cripes! Looks lovely. Horribly lovely.

00:16 By Christian Donlan

Bit of a downer ending.

00:16 By Christian Donlan

"You're all going to die! Anyway, we've been Ubisoft..."

00:17 By Ellie Gibson

They are showering the audience with money. Covered in snot. Oh, youbisoft.

00:18 By Christian Donlan

Not a classic conference by laser-taggin' Ubi standards, but that last game looks pretty special.

Iain815 says:

The Divison definitely stole the show.

00:19 By Christian Donlan

No BG&E, but there's always Gamescom.

00:20 By Christian Donlan

Please join us for Sony at 2! Unless you have work tomorrow or that sort of thing.

00:21 By Ellie Gibson

See you at 2am for Sony's conference. Here's hoping they've finally finished sticking all the bits on that machine.

frunk says:

Alright Chris and Ellie - you have persuaded me.. see you then! I made sure I was at a "dentists appointment" tomorrow morning... cough!

00:29 By Christian Donlan

Much love to you, Frunk.

01:07 By Robert Purchese

Ah, early days.