The Wii U cannot play DVDs or Blu-rays, Nintendo has confirmed.
Why? Because you've already got machines that play them.
"Wii U does not have DVD or Blu-ray playback capabilities," president Satoru Iwata told investors.
"The reason for that is that we feel that enough people already have devices that are capable of playing DVDs and Blu-ray, such that it didn't warrant the cost involved to build that functionality into the Wii U console because of the patents related to those technologies."
Instead, the Wii U, out next year, features a single self-loading media bay that plays 12-centimetre proprietary high-density optical discs, as well as 12-centimetre Wii optical discs.
That's that then.