Do you sigh when your friends play games on difficulty levels other than "Insane" or "Nightmare"? Do you sit at home after work writing comments on the end of reviews?
"I think you'll find that the barrel on the left in the third room of episode four is NOT explosive. This review is a joke." Did you write that s***? Was it you?
Then good news! Because Eurogamer's excellent neighbours at Relentless Software have put together an amazing new Facebook quiz to put your knowledge to the test.
Every day The Eurogamer Quiz invites you to answer 10 questions drawn from the latest gaming headlines, then tots up your scores and allows you to compare your gaming intellect to those of your friends and rival Eurogamer readers.
Only the fastest and most accurate contestants will top the leaderboards – or stand a chance of making it into the weekly Hall of Fame, places within which are reserved for people who have achieved the highest and besterest scores.
Don't worry if you miss a day, either, because the nifty calendar feature allows you to nip back and replay earlier quizzes.
Head over to Facebook now and install the app to get playing – but beware that we're all playing too, so you're going to need to bring your A game, because we'll be cheating. (Just kidding.)
Massive thanks to Relentless for putting The Eurogamer Quiz together, and good luck!